As I type this, it is approximately 3:15 PM. About 3 hours have passed since we filmed our very special video this morning (stay tuned), in which we consumed copious amounts of wine and potato chips. Things are looking grim. We are tired. Our salads sit half-eaten on our desks. Our mouths are stained red, and have a peculiar aftertaste reminiscent of Chicken & Waffles. However! We are expected to recover, hopefully by tomorrow when Amelia is set to return. Yay! Let’s see what we’re wearing on this alcohol and chip-filled day…
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend, or so we’ve heard, but we’ll argue that rose gold is kind of our new squeeze. We don’t discriminate when it comes to precious metals, but there’s something about this one in particular that’s just so pretty. Its warm pinkish tone is so flattering on hands, and it’s less expected than the usual bronze and silver. For now, at least — rose gold is blowing up, and we may or may not be jumping on the bandwagon. Get the details on these 13 pretty rose gold pieces, and maybe we can match!
According to Jennifer Love Hewitt, her 36C breasts are worth millions. “The Client List” star told US Weekly:
“I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, ‘Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,’ I’d be like, ‘Do it. Love it! Why not?’”
But then she reconsidered the value of her favorite body parts and told USA Today, “These things right here are worth $5 million!” Aim high, JLH! I have a feeling Hewitt’s phone is going to be ringing off the hook this week with offers.
She wouldn’t be the first celebrity to take out a policy on her most precious parts. Click onward for more celebs and the body parts they insured. [Huffington Post]
Raise your hand if you were surprised that Kim Kardashian got a facial from her own blood. Grossed out? Yes. Surprised? No. Because Kim’s syringe-wielding skincare routine was just the latest example in a Kardashian family past time: playing with their own body fluids. This family will have none of your conventions of “taste” or “hygiene.” Strap on your latex gloves and join me for a stroll down memory lane.
Tom Hardy: A man that both men and women can agree on. He’s handsome, masculine, talented and, oh, he happens to like puppies a lot, too. So much so, that he doesn’t mind starring with one in the new movie “Animal Rescue.” Shots of Tom cuddling the young pit bull pup were leaked this week, and wow, insanely cute. According to IMDB, “Animal Rescue” is about “a lost pit bull, a wannabe scam artist, and a killing,” which sounds like my average Friday night. But forgiving his turn as Bane, and judging from his other recent flicks — “Lawless” and “Inception” — he knows what he’s doing. I mean, this is a guy who somehow made the Reese Witherspoon rom-com “This Means War” palatable. He’s obviously talented.
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It’s great seeing Selena Gomez break free from the shackles of Bieber and really come into her own. While Sir Biebs continues his bizarre Downward Spiral European Vacation, Gomez is starring in what’s likely to be one of the top movies of the season, the Harmony Korine-directed “Spring Breakers” with her BFF Vanessa Hudgens and — sigh — James Franco. In any case, Selener seems to favor two designers in particular: Dolce & Gabbana and Versace. Take a look at her ten best, and tell us which is your favorite (and send her your post-break up congrats!).
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