What’s the best way to teach second graders a valuable lesson about female anatomy? Um, baked goods. Duh.
Well, at least that’s what “Autumn”, a mother who volunteered to bring in treats to her child’s class, thought when she — surprise! — showed up with a big ol’ batch of vagina-frosted cookies and… READ MORE »
Here’s a bit of advice: If you want to be an actor, actress, singer, accountant, dog walker, whatever — take whatever work you can find unless it’s porn.
Look, if you want to do porn, that’s fine. Go do some porn, have fun. If that’s the life you want to live, or if… READ MORE »
The first time I saw “Crazy, Stupid, Love” and the completely unforgettable scene where Ryan Gosling’s character takes off his shirt and Emma Stone’s character says, “It’s like you’re Photoshopped,” I cringed. It wasn’t just that, “OMG, are you effing kidding me,” that came with those abs, but because I just don’t get it. That’s… READ MORE »
Meeting a mate online is not easy. At all. And anyone who’s used even a dating app can tell you a horror story or three. Your straightforward and basic account profile won’t catch potential partners’ eyes – instead, it’ll turn them off.
What matters? Well, according to statistics, it’s a mix of things… READ MORE »
What do women really want? Well, according to a new survey published in the Journal of Behavioral Addictions, their cell phones. Young women spend an average of 10 hours a day on their cell phones. 10 hours?! What on earth are you doing? Well, for exactly 94.6 minutes a day, you’re texting. Then, you’re emailing… READ MORE »
You already have a morning cup of coffee. Why not make it count?
Wake up your vroom-vroom with this surprisingly simple recipe: a cup of java, maca, cacao, and cinnamon. That’s it! These raw foods have been used since ancient times to support your sex drive and if you’re not mixing these bad… READ MORE »
Deleting your Twitter is the best thing you could’ve done, but I hope this letter still finds you.
When I heard the news, I thought of you. I realize that no amount of consolation or sympathy will make it easier to grieve. But I want you to know that I know… READ MORE »
Fair warning, I don’t know how to flirt either. But I do know how to fail at it! To that end, here are eight definite signs that you don’t know how to flirt. Employ none of these, and you will be on a better path to successful flirting. Learn from those who have come (and failed) before you. Read more… READ MORE »
Sex is probably one of the best things about being alive. Well, sex and pizza; actually most food in general. But with all the great things that come with sex, there’s a whole boatload of stuff that can make us cringe, too.
If you’re scratching your head and wondering, “Whatever could she be talking… READ MORE »
One time, when I was 17, I broke my boyfriend’s penis.
We had been cooped up for days in his mother’s basement which had a kitchenette and a bathroom and a TV, so we saw no reason to leave. This was summer in East LA, so the sounds that floated in our window were… READ MORE »
Amanda is a model. But not just any model — she’s an Amazon model.
What does that mean? Well, at 6’3 with a 44DD bust and 63-inch hips, she was deemed too big to work as a mainstream model. But she didn’t let that deter her modeling dreams: she became an Amazon model. Read… READ MORE »
“I didn’t think you’d want to know.”
This was how my boyfriend of three years told me that he was leaving me for a different girl. A white girl.
As I watched him struggle with what to say, I remembered that I had seen them together around campus before, but had figured it… READ MORE »