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15 Love Lessons Scary Movies Have Taught Us

15 Love Lessons Scary Movies Have Taught Us

October is officially here, which means it’s time to break out the horror flicks, the costumes, the pumpkins and of course, your scary movie collection. Scary movies are just better in October. You can curl up with a blanket (because it’s perfect blanket weather), a pumpkin pie and a little Norman Bates ,and that is an ideal night. Plus there are 31 nights to scare yourself!

However, there are many things that horror movies do for us besides terrify us and force us to sleep with one eye open (and sometimes even a light on). Scary movies can actually teach us many things. They teach us that locking yourself in a room when the murderer is in a house is really stupid, and they also show you not to investigate a scary situation. (Seriously! Why do they all want to explore the basements and the attics?! No thanks.) Read more on YourTango.com…

One Woman’s Undercover Mission To Get A Happy Ending Massage

One Woman's Undercover Mission To Get A Happy Ending Massage

Chances are you’ve heard the story: an unmarked door leads to a dimly-lit massage parlor where women with strong hands and tolerant smiles await a train of libidinous male patrons. The “happy ending” tale is all too common, a mixture of truth and urban legend that captivates male imaginations even in an age of casual sex and unlimited Internet porn.

“It’s always a certain type of place,” said Brian, a 41-year-old screenwriter who admits to visiting the odd “men’s spa” or two (though never, of course, for that). “You go for a reason, and you know what you’re getting when you walk in the door.” Read more on YourTango.com…

7 Benefits Of Sexual Dry Spells

7 Benefits Of Sexual Dry Spells

We live in a society that has us believe that if we’re not getting any, then our life is a failure. OK, that might be dramatic. But if you’re not getting laid your friends often look at you with pity in their eyes, as they try to console you with promises that you’ll have sex again, someday, even if that someday is five years from now. Read more on YourTango.com…

Class Mom Bakes Vagina Cookies For Second Graders, Gets Banned From School

Coolest Class Mom Ever Bakes Vagina Cookies For Second Graders

What’s the best way to teach second graders a valuable lesson about female anatomy? Um, baked goods. Duh.

Well, at least that’s what “Autumn”, a mother who volunteered to bring in treats to her child’s class, thought when she — surprise! — showed up with a big ol’ batch of vagina-frosted cookies and an agenda.

According to Redditor JPstudly, who knows the teacher of the second grade class, all vaginas were represented on the tray: small, puffy, white, brown, shaved, bald, fire crotch. You know, your typical, sugary sexuality cookies. Read more on Your Tango…

10 Celebrities Who Got Their Big Breaks In Porn

10 Celebrities Who Got Their Big Breaks In Porn

Here’s a bit of advice: If you want to be an actor, actress, singer, accountant, dog walker, whatever — take whatever work you can find unless it’s porn.

Look, if you want to do porn, that’s fine. Go do some porn, have fun. If that’s the life you want to live, or if you need the money, whatever, it’s your life. There’s no judgment here. Maybe you enjoy acting in porn movies or just really love having sex. That’s cool, do porn if doing porn is what you want to do. Just don’t expect to do porn until something better comes along. That pretty much doesn’t happen. The majority of porn actors that try to break out of porn never really succeed. They may find a role or two that they don’t have to hide from their parents, but typically they never break free from the porn star stigma. However, there are a few examples that contradict this whole argument. Read more on Your Tango…

Why We Should Be Taking Sex Lessons From Men With A Little Extra

Why We Should Be Taking Sex Lessons From Men With A Little Extra

The first time I saw “Crazy, Stupid, Love” and the completely unforgettable scene where Ryan Gosling’s character takes off his shirt and Emma Stone’s character says, “It’s like you’re Photoshopped,” I cringed. It wasn’t just that, “OMG, are you effing kidding me,” that came with those abs, but because I just don’t get it. That’s right, I don’t “get” washboard stomachs, six packs, or whatever they’re being called these days. If you put Ryan Gosling and Zach Galifianakis in front of me, I’m going to with Zach, and I’m not going to have to think about it for even a split second. I’m all over that … and his beard. Read more on YourTango.com…

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