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Watch This: World’s Worst Kitchen Gadget Squeezes Out Egg Erections

Make it stop!

Tired of the same old fried or scrambled eggs? Wish you could enjoy your favorite breakfast food in a more phallic shape? Then you should definitely check out a new kitchen gadget called the “Rollie Eggmaster.” Just crack your eggs into the tube-shaped contraption, and a couple minutes later it slowly pushes out a cooked egg boner. According to the infomercial, it’s “perfect for the office!” Lord help us. [YouTube]

Do Not Want: Zara’s Saggy Swimsuit Dress

Do not want: pasty tights
Maison Martin Margiela
Got $700? Want pasty white legs? Here you go! Read More »
Do Not Want: Jean Sandal Boots
Yes, they exist, and yes, they're horrifying. Read More »
Do Not Want: Boob Necklaces
I really don't need a second pair, but thanks. Read More »
Do Not Want: Spider Sandals
spider sandals
Would you wear spiders on your feet? Read More »

This “pinafore dress” from Zara is reminding me of one of those old-timey bathing suits from the 1800s, which is reminding me of the episode of “Seinfeld” where Newman wears one of those bathing suits while yelling “Olly olly oxen free!” and cannonballing into a pool, which is a lovely memory, but not really an image I want my fashion choices to evoke. I’ll take a pass. [$90, Zara]

Weekend Project: Nail Polish Marbled Easter Eggs

DIY Cadbury Creme Eggs
Make this Easter classic in your own kitchen! Read More »
DIY: Glitter Star Bobby Pins
No excuses, you need these. Read More »

I haven’t decorated eggs for the past few Easters, but this tutorial for marbled eggs looks so fun, and the results are so gorgeous, that I might have to give it a shot this year. It’s also a great way to use up some of the hundreds of mostly-empty bottles of nail polish that are currently taking over my bathroom cabinets. [Henry Happened]

Style Stealer: Jessica Hart Is Almost Ready For Spring

If you’re wondering how to transition your wardrobe from winter to spring, take a cue from model Jessica Hart, and try pairing bright spring colors (lavender jeans? Yes, please!) with staples from your winter wardrobe, like a classic trench coat and slouchy beige sweater. Swap out the heavy boots for some comfy slip-on loafers, and you’re good to go. Steal this whole look for yourself, after the jump! Keep reading »

SS: Taylor Swift
Nab her chic stripes and sneakers! Read More »
SS: Emmy Rossum
We love her spring-y floral layers. Read More »

20 Reasons To Love Celine Dion (Illustrated By GIFs)

I'm A Celine Dion Superfan
And I don't care who knows! Read More »
Celebrate Celine's Bday!
It should totally be a national holiday. Read More »

It’s Celine Dion’s birthday tomorrow, and not a day goes by that I don’t thank the sweet lord that this woman was born. Celine Dion is awesome, and if you don’t agree with me, well, read on for 20 compelling reasons to love her, illustrated by some of my favorite Celine GIFs… Keep reading »

It’s Time To Cry: High School Brings Prom To Terminally Ill Student’s Hospital Room

Katelyn Norman, a 14-year-old from Tennessee, suffers from an aggressive form of bone cancer called osteosarcoma. Last weekend, her doctors told her ”it has spread a lot, my cancer, and that it’s the beginning of the end of my days.” Katelyn wrote up a bucket list, which included attending her high school prom, and her school obliged, planning a prom especially for her that was set to take place on Tuesday evening.

Unfortunately, on the way to the dance, Katelyn experienced difficulty breathing and and had to be airlifted back to her room at Tennessee Children’s Hospital. Undeterred by the setback, Katelyn’s school brought prom to her: in a hospital room decorated with streamers, Katelyn’s date gave her a corsage, and she was presented with a “Prom Queen” sash. When Katelyn looked out the window, she saw hundreds of people from her community gathered in a vigil for her. “We just want to give her what she ain’t going to see,” says Katelyn’s mother. “Just try to fulfill what she wants to do, which isn’t much, but it’s something to her.” See a couple more pictures of Katelyn’s special night after the jump… Keep reading »

Love After Cancer
One writer talks about love after cancer. Read More »
Facebook Kidney Donors
A Facebook kidney match program is saving lives. Read More »
Mastectomy Tattoos
breast cancer mastectomy tattoos
Breast cancer survivors ink their stories on their chests. Read More »
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