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Weekend Project: A Pumpkin Keg Of Dreams!

Make Vanilla Bourbon
Winona will teach you how to make apple-vanilla bourbon! Read More »
Fall Home Inspiration
Autumn-inspired pieces to spice up your place. Read More »

This month I’m hoping to fill every possible moment with pumpkin-themed activities: pumpkin carving parties, pumpkin patch adventures, pumpkin dessert potlucks, pumpkin-launching catapult shenanigans, etc. And I didn’t know it until now, but none of these activities would be complete without the glorious presence of a PUMPKIN KEG. Apparently it’s super easy to make your own, although the tutorial recommends Sam Adams Octoberfest beer, while I think the occasion clearly calls for a pumpkin ale. But hey, if you really want to get the party started, fill it with pumpkin pie-infused vodka. Cheers to fall! [Celebrations]

First Look: The Bluths Reunite For A Royal Photoshoot

Inspiration: Maeby Funke
Get the "Arrested Development" teen's cool style. Read More »
Your Future According To AD
arrested development tarot deck
These Arrested Development tarot cards are never wrong. Read More »
"Arrested" Is Back
There is a God: "Arrested Development" is filming again. Read More »

The Bluths are back, baby, and they look better (and more ridiculous) than ever, decked out in royal finery in a photo for Entertainment Weekly‘s reunion issue. Look at Buster’s hook down there in the corner! And Tobias’ vacant, beaming smile! The new season of “Arrested Development” (it still feels surreal to type that) will hit Netflix next spring, and I. Can. Not. Wait. [Entertainment Weekly]

Triple Well Played: Amanda Seyfriend, Emma Stone & Dianna Agron

Dianna's Shimmery Look
Steal Dianna Agron's SAG Awards Beauty
Steal her pretty spring makeup from the SAG Awards. Read More »
Style Stealer: Emma Stone
She's black, white, and red all over! Read More »
Amanda's Dog-Walkin' Style
Pretty cute, Amanda, but not quite as cute as your dog. Read More »
Emma's Vogue Beauty
With great beauty comes great responsibility. Read More »

Just look at this trio of beauties sitting front row at the Miu Miu show at Paris Fashion Week! It’s like a style sandwich with Emma Stone filling, and damn, they’re all killing it. I love how each lady has a very different look: there’s Amanda in a fierce red pantsuit and super trendy purple lipstick, Emma in a structured black dress and red lips, and Dianna in a mod colorblocked ensemble. Flawless fashion, times three. [Getty Images]

Sarah Jessica Parker Is Done Playing Different Versions Of Carrie Bradshaw

Love It Or Hate It: SJP
What do you think of her sheer blouse? Read More »
The Cost Of Carrie's Lifestyle
How much would it really cost to be Carrie Bradshaw? Read More »
Carrie's Apartment Sold
For just $9.8 million! Probably to a freelance writer. Read More »
Best Gift Ever
Husband builds his wife a replica of Carrie's closet. Read More »

“I don’t love the idea of playing another woman who loves fashion and is slightly flawed in New York City. I loved Carrie, and I don’t want to do the poor man’s version of her. And while those are often the lucrative things to do, it’s more reason to look in the other direction.”

–Carrie Bradshaw, er, I mean, Sarah Jessica Parker tells Elle that her days of playing Carrie clones are over. I’m not sure I totally believe this, but it’s definitely an encouraging thought, and I look forward to seeing what SJP has in store for us now that she’s officially hanging up her Manolos. In other news, I need that necklace in my jewelry box, like, now. [Huffington Post]

Be My Boyfriend: French Guy Who Buried Himself In A Hole For A Week To Read

Be My BF: Poem Tattoo
We love his poem tattoo. Read More »
Be My BF: Pillow Fort
He prank called about Tim Tebow from his pillow fort. Read More »

Dear French Guy Who Buried Himself In A Hole For A Week,

Sometimes life gets really overwhelming, and I want to just, I don’t know, bury myself in a hole with a stack of books and not talk to anyone for a week! Yeah! That’s what I want to do! Do you think that’s crazy? Of course you don’t, because you did exactly that a couple weeks ago, when you descended into a two-foot wide hole dug under a Marseilles bookstore, equipped only with water, freeze-dried food, a headlamp, and some books, and didn’t emerge for seven days. That’s pretty much my life dream. I feel like you and I would have a lot in common. Maybe next time we can share your hole?

That sounds a bit dirtier than I intended, but hey, whatever floats your boat, mon amour.

Xoxo,
Winona

[Oddity Central]

10 Annoying Airplane Behaviors That Should Probably Be Illegal

Worst Seatmates Ever
What's the worst airplane seatmate you've ever had? Read More »

Over the past few years, I’ve traveled quite a bit and been pretty lucky when it comes to airplane seatmates. I’ve been fortunate enough to sit next to friendly, polite, interesting people who respect my personal space but will happily tell me thrilling tales about their childhood spent in a religious cult when prompted. That all changed this weekend, when, over the course of four short flights, I encountered a morning talker, an excessive ball scratcher, a sulfurous human gas machine, and a man who was smugly eating heaping bites of slimy homemade coleslaw out of a plastic bag. This is ridiculous, I thought, there should be laws against smug coleslaw crunching on airplanes! Since we managed to outlaw smoking on planes, here are some of the in-flight infractions that should be next… Keep reading »

Style Stealer: Kat Dennings Is A Femme Fatale

Kat Dennings showed up for an appearance on “The Late Show With David Letterman” in this stunning ensemble. As she so beautifully illustrates, if you’re looking for a sexy clothing combination, you really can’t go wrong with a red dress and black leather jacket. Add beige pumps for mile-long legs and you’re good to go. Get the shopping details, after the jump! Keep reading »

SS: Kate Bosworth
We want Kate Bosworth's wardrobe — what else is new? Read More »
Must Haves: Red Dresses
You'll have him seeing red, in the best way possible. Read More »

Be My Pet: Fanged Dwarf Porcupine Dinosaur

Ice Age Flower
Scientists resurrect a 30,000-year-old plant. Read More »

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Pegomastax africanus, a newly discovered dinosaur about the size of a house cat, with self-sharpening fangs and porcupine-like quills. It looks vicious, but scientists believe Pego (that’s its nickname from now on, OK?) was an herbivore who used those fearsome teeth for nothing more than foraging yummy plants and defending its adorable little self. Another bombshell? Paul Sereno, a paleontologist at the University of Chicago, insists that if this long-extinct creature were still around today, “it would be a nice pet—if you could train it not to nip you.” Well fancy that. I’ve been wanting to get a Pomeranian, but suddenly I want a Pegomastax instead. Amelia, would you and Lucca care to join us for a walk? [National Geographic]

Would You Wear … This Penis Blouse?

Penis Mask
Who is the famous celeb underneath that penis mask? Read More »
The Penis Fish
These are fish! Watch »

I normally love rounded colors and contrast piping, but in the case of this blouse, the effect is very, umm, well, it looks like a cock and balls. What do you think? Would you dare to wear such a phallic fashion? [$53, ASOS]

Pumpkin-palooza! 15 Recipes For Pumpkin Desserts, Drinks, And Treats

So, at this point I’ve done quite a few recipe roundups, for all kinds of culinary indulgences from crazy-delicious cookies to gooey macaroni and cheese, and I can honestly say none of them has triggered such dramatic, drooling side effects as this pumpkin-palooza. I pored over pumpkin recipes with my mouth hanging open, every once in awhile yelling at my boyfriend to come into my office, grunting and gesturing at a photo of chocolate pumpkin marble cake or pumpkin caramel bread pudding, at which point he would sit down next to me with his mouth hanging open and we would both just stare at my computer screen, a low “Mmmmm” emanating from our throats. Pumpkin, you guys. It’s way better than porn.

Also, see the photo up there on the left? Those are pumpkin pie vodka shots. Yeah. Click through to get all the delicious pumpkin recipes you’ll need for fall….

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