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Watch This: How To Work Out Like A 1980s Librarian

The nympho librarian!
Yep, this is a real erotica title. Read More »
Inspiration: Librarians
Our guide to getting awesome librarian style. Read More »
Belgium's Open Air Library
Books, sunshine, and fresh air? Life dream status! Read More »
Watch out for that riding crop!

In case you were wondering what the librarians at Arizona State University were up to in 1987, well, just push play, and prepare to be confused. [YouTube via Neatorama]

This Woman Covered Herself In “Twilight” Tattoos–And You’ll Never Guess Why

This is 51-year-old Cathy Ward. Back in 2008, Cathy started reading the Twilight books, and became so engrossed by the story that she forgot to eat, and ended up losing six dress sizes. To honor her new favorite books and her new body, she decided to cover every inch of her skin with Twilight tattoos. She’s currently almost finished with her back and arms, which include detailed portraits of Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner. “I’m still continuing with them,” she says. “We’ve got plans and designs for my legs next year – the aim is to cover my whole body.” Reaching her goal will require hundreds of hours at the tattoo shop and an estimated $30,000 on top of the $11,000 she’s already spent, but Cathy insists it’s worth it. “I’m having a blast,” she says. [Oddity Central]

Best/Worst Tattoos
The 10 best and worst tattoos in homage to "Twilight." Read More »
Anal Tattoo
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4 Brutally Honest Love Poems For Real Life

V-Day GIFS
We have so many emotions on Valentine's Day. Read More »
V-Day Is No Excuse...
...to do these 7 things! Read More »

Anyone who’s ever cried in a cab after a terrible blind date or weathered a rough patch in a long-term relationship knows that real love isn’t always the sugary sweet experience Hallmark makes it out to be. We thought it was time to pay homage to the weird, ugly, smelly, annoying parts of love. Read on for some brutally honest love poems about dating, relationships, and toilet seat etiquette… Keep reading »

Valentine’s Day Recipes: 10 Tarts For Tarts!

Back when we were brainstorming Valentine’s Day recipe roundups, Ami was like, “How about tarts…for tarts?” And I was like, “OBVIOUSLY.” So here they are: 10 delicious tarts, full of fruit and chocolate and perfect for a sultry Valentine’s Day dessert. Ready to tart it up? Click through for recipes!

Winona And Amelia’s Guide To Obsessively Tracking Down Clothes You See In Movies And TV Shows

Inspiration: Happy Endings
Steal Jane's perfectly polished style! Read More »
Inspiration: "Drive"
Get Gosling's awesome vintage look. Read More »

So, a couple weeks ago I was watching the TV show “Happy Endings” (which, if you’re not watching it yet, please stay tuned for my vaguely threatening 10,000 word essay about why you should be), and the super stylish character Jane made a brief appearance in a cobalt blue toggle coat. As soon as I saw it, I knew it was my coat soulmate. I had to have it. After an hour of frantic Googling, I randomly found it on the Victoria’s Secret website (victory!), but it was sold out in my size (tragedy!). Unable to accept the reality that my dream coat was gone, I called their customer service hotline and told them my sob story. Guess what? They had one left in the whole country, in my size, for half price. Bought it. Boom. Best day of my life.

Since Amelia also acquired her dream coat after seeing it in a movie and obsessively tracking it down online, we thought we’d join forces and offer our best tips for others who are attempting to hunt down coats/dresses/shoes/jewelry/whatever from movie and TV wardrobes. Your quest will require patience, diligence, and a shit ton of Googling. Ready to get started? Check our step-by-step guide, after the jump! Keep reading »

Introducing The Worst Sex Playlist Ever

V-Day GIFS
We have so many emotions on Valentine's Day. Read More »

With Valentine’s Day coming up, the pressure’s on to set the perfect mood for love–and lovemaking. Obviously that includes a super sensual playlist. We figured you’ve already got your signature sex mix figured out (and if not, there are tons of options online), so we thought we’d whip up a different kind of V-Day music mix: The Worst Sex Playlist Ever, a 2-hour collection of auditory boner-killers. Like, seriously, we dare you to have sex to this playlist. Check it out after the jump, and good luck!  Keep reading »

Weekend Project: Strawberry Shortcake Rice Krispie Treats

There are so many reasons you should make these strawberry shortcake rice krispie treats this weekend. Maybe you’ve always wanted to see what heaven tastes like. Maybe you’re looking for a festive red dessert to pre-game for Valentine’s Day. Maybe Nemo has you trapped inside and you were wondering what to do with the Rice Krispies, angel food cake, marshmallows, and fresh strawberries you happen to have on hand. Just find a reason to make these, OK? You’ll thank me later. [Sweet Treats & More]

A Sonnet In Memory Of The Saturday Mail

I heart my mailman
Here are 10 reasons why! Read More »
Air Mail Earrings
Show your love for letters with these adorable earrings! Read More »
Postal Service Style
UK mail carriers wear Dr. Martens. Read More »

In an effort to trim their budget down a bit (by a bit, I mean $2 billion), the US Postal Service has announced a plan to end Saturday mail and cut back to a five-day delivery schedule. As I’ve mentioned before, I am a huge fan of the postal service and I have a giant crush on my mailman, so this news comes as a crushing blow. And sometimes, when pain is this acute, there’s only one way to express it: in iambic pentameter. Read on for my embarrassingly dramatic Sonnet to the Saturday Mail… Keep reading »

5 Suggested Story Lines For The New Anne Of Green Gables

Literary Crushes
14 fictional people from books we are crushing on IRL. Read More »
Gilbert Blythe, Perfect Man
12 reasons no man will ever live up to him! Read More »
"The Bell Jar" Covers
In order of adorable to depressing. Read More »

So, by now you’ve probably seen the travesty that is this updated Anne of Green Gables cover (that’s it above, no joke). Apparently Anne as an awkward, freckled redhead is out; Anne as a hot, blonde, busty bombshell with bedroom eyes is in. If you’ve read the books, you know this ridiculous makeover actually renders most of the important plot lines completely irrelevant (we can’t really see Anne renouncing God for giving her perfect skin and wavy, golden hair), so we thought we’d help out the publishers by proposing a few updated story ideas for their updated heroine… Keep reading »

Must Haves: Rad Red Bras For Every Bust Size

A couple weeks ago, I bought a bright red lacy bra without giving it too much thought–it fit me and it was on sale, so why not? But I soon found out my impulse purchase comes with some delightful side effects: I feel like a total bombshell whenever I wear it, no matter what clothing I’m wearing or what I’m doing. It’s like a sexy little secret. It’s amazing. I think everyone should get to experience the Red Bra Effect, so I rounded up 10 fabulous red bras in sizes 28A to 46HH. Click through to check ‘em out!

Must Haves: Red Dresses
You'll have him seeing red, in the best way possible. Read More »
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