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This Bratwurst Cupcake Is The Worst

You guys, this is a culinary creation called Cupcakewurst. What is Cupcakewurst, you ask? Well, it’s cupcake batter stuffed into a sausage casing, grilled, and served on a long doughnut with raspberry sauce “ketchup.” It’s definitely creative; it also definitely makes me want to barf. Would you be brave enough to take a bite? [Buzzfeed]

We’re Breaking Up: Guy Who Fathered 30 Kids

Bad Baby Daddy
"My baby daddy isn't supporting our child." Read More »
Worst Dads
michael lohan mug shot photo
The 7 worst celebrity dads. Read More »

Oh, Desmond Hatchett, I thought what we had was special, but alas, so did 11 other women. The results of your smooth moves and shocking virility? You’ve fathered 30 children over the past 14 years, and now you’re in court requesting a break from child support payments. I guess I can’t really blame you, because even though some of your kids only receive $1.49 a month, when you’re making minimum wage, that’s gotta add up fast. But remember back in 2009, when you told an interviewer you were done having kids, and then you had nine more? What happened there? Is there a massive condom shortage in Knoxville, Tennessee? Were you trying to break the county record (which you did, by the way)? I have to admit that I’m kind of impressed. There is a good chance you’re a modern day god of fertility mingling with mortals for fun. But still, we’re breaking up. [LA Times]

10 Perfume Bottles That Look Like Sex Toys

The other day, I clicked on a perfume ad and left the room for a second. When I came back I thought for sure my computer had been redirected to a sex toy site, because wow, the majority of women’s fragrances these days seem to be packaged in a vibrator or hollowed-out dildo. To prove my point, I’ve rounded up 10 of the most egregious offenders–no comment necessary. Click through to see for yourself…

Luxury Sex Toys
Don't you wish you had a 14k gold vibrator? Read More »

An Imagined Conversation With This Zebra Hat Model

Model Monologue: Flower Power
Seriously, make 'em stop! Read More »
Model Monologue: Flat Top
There's flat-chested and there's flat-chested. Read More »
Model Monologue: Socks
That's a lot of foot look. Read More »

Me: Hey!

Model: Shhh!

Me: Oh, sorry. Umm, why are we whispering?

Model: I’m blending in. Keep reading »

The Essentials: 5 Bags Every Woman Should Own

I love buying handbags, so I often find myself with a huge pile of purses and a lack of uses for them. My friends who aren’t so into handbags often try to make one bag work for everything, which means they’re cramming their laptop and gym socks into their shoulder bag. Since both ends of the spectrum could use some help, I’ve compiled a list of the five essential bags you need for a complete and functional handbag wardrobe. Click through to check ‘em out…

How To Choose A Purse
7 things to consider in your hunt for the ideal bag. Read More »

Do Not Want: Star Spangled Leggings

Do Not Want: Sunglasses
Patriotic? Maybe. Ridiculous? Definitely. Read More »
Um, No: Muscle Leggings
Ummm...your insides are showing. Read More »
Do Not Want: Picnic Pants
Now you can eat potato salad off your crotch! Read More »
Do Not Want: Molting Boots
Pretty sure these boots are shedding their exoskeleton. Read More »

Sometimes an article of clothing comes along that makes me think, I wonder what the founding fathers would think of that. These two-toned star print leggings are one of those garments. For some reason, I feel like Thomas Jefferson would approve. I, however, do not. [$48, Nasty Gal]

Unlikely Style Inspiration: Golfers

Inspiration: Lucille Bluth
How to capture this drunk matriarch's effortless style. Read More »
Inspiration: Librarians
Our guide to getting awesome librarian style. Read More »

A few months ago I got the sudden urge to learn how to play golf, so I signed up for a community education course and we had our first class this past Saturday. Besides all the weird golf terms (frog hair?!), the most surprising thing I learned was that golf style is pretty amazing — in a plaid, pink, preppy, polo shirt-y kind of way. After the jump, check out five golf-inspired pieces that would look just as awesome on the street as they would on the fairway … Keep reading »

Weekend Project: Highway To Heaven Cupcakes

Make Vanilla Bourbon
Check out this easy recipe for apple vanilla bourbon! Read More »
Nutella Cheesecake
No baking involved! Read More »

The Sugar Cube is a food cart in Portland that serves the most ridiculous and amazing sweets you’ll ever eat. Case in point: the Highway To Heaven cupcake, a chocolate cupcake injected with salted caramel, topped with bittersweet ganache, drizzled in coffee syrup and more caramel, and finished off with Ruffles potato chips. It’s not the easiest recipe you’ll ever make, but hey, getting to Heaven takes work. Check out Sugar Cube’s new book for even more crazy delicious treats! [Sweetapolita]

Teen Activist Julia Bluhm Is Still Fighting Against Photoshop

Julia's Seventeen Petition
Teen activist asks Seventeen to print unaltered photos. Read More »
Open Letter To Seventeen
Blogger Tavi takes the mag to task over an ugly cover line. Read More »

A couple weeks ago we told you about an amazing 14-year-old activist named Julia Bluhm who wrote a petition to Seventeen magazine asking them to publish one unaltered photo spread every month. Well, since then Julia’s been busy. Her petition has garnered over 74,000 signatures (yep, you read that right: 74,000), she scored a profile in The New York Times, and she recently held a mock photo shoot outside the Seventeen offices (that’s her in the middle)… Keep reading »

Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha!

Happy Friday, everyone! It’s time once again for Don’t Show-cha Your Chocha! Click through to see this week’s roundup of super short skirts and dresses and the brave models trying desperately to make them work. And remember, if you spot a DSYC moment, send it to me at winona@thefrisky.com!