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Even Princes Get The Pre-Wedding Jitters

Fab Royal Wedding Hats
Princess Beatrice fascinator photo
Princess Beatrice and other royal wedding guests in fascinators. Read More »
Caption This: Kate & Queen
What are these two talking about? Read More »
Royal Wedding Tattoo
This guy really wanted to save the date. Read More »

“[The crowds] were singing and cheering all night long, so the excitement of that, the nervousness of me and everyone singing — I slept for about half an hour. The hardest thing was trying to walk down the stairs with my spurs on, sideways. I had visions of myself and my brother [Prince Harry] colliding and crashing down the stairs.”

Prince William discusses the stressful night before his internationally televised wedding to Kate Middleton in a new TV special called, “Elizabeth: Queen, Wife, Mother.” Apparently the Queen also helped him deal with some guest list drama: “There was very much a subdued moment when I was handed a list with 777 names on it — not one person I knew or Catherine knew. I went to [Queen Elizabeth] and said, ‘Listen, I’ve got this list, not one person I know — what do I do?’ And she went, ‘Get rid of it. Start from your friends and then we’ll add those we need to in due course. It’s your day.’” Awww! [Us Weekly]

Awesomely Affordable: 10 Items Under $50 From Dorothy Perkins

Dorothy Perkins is one of the largest fashion chains in the UK, and late last year US shoppers finally got the chance to get in on the action online. The Dorothy Perkins website boasts an impressive selection of trendy, feminine pieces, and I’m especially loving their flirty retro dresses. Click through to check out 10 items guaranteed to add some British charm to your wardrobe, all for $50 or less…

A BFF Necklace For You And All Your Homeslices

Be My Boyfriend: Pizza Guy
This guy ate 362 slices of pizza. We want to eat him. Read More »
DIY: Friendship Bracelets
Make your very own! Read More »

Have you been looking for a way to show your love and commitment to eight of your closest friends but find that traditional friendship jewelry tends to lack … pepperoni? Here’s an easy solution: all you have to do is buy nine pizza slice necklaces and put them together to form a complete pie, aka an everlasting bond of friendship and loyalty. BFF pizza powers, activate! [Lazy Oaf]

That’s A Lot Of Look: Kelis In Rainbow Sequins

Kelis Is A Lioness
Well, half of one at least. Read More »
Lotta Look: Vanessa Hudgens
She's a little too into the Coachella lifestyle. Read More »
Lotta Look: Carly Simon
The folk-singing goddess is drowning in layers. Read More »
Lotta Look: Hayden Panettiere
She's wearing all the trends at once! Read More »

Kelis, owner of milkshake, bringer of boys to the yard, showed up at a Cannes event rocking this rainbow sequin striped ensemble, major hair, and a pose that says, “Go on. I dare you.” It may be a lot of look, but damn, I think she’s totally pulling it off. What do you think?

This Bratwurst Cupcake Is The Worst

You guys, this is a culinary creation called Cupcakewurst. What is Cupcakewurst, you ask? Well, it’s cupcake batter stuffed into a sausage casing, grilled, and served on a long doughnut with raspberry sauce “ketchup.” It’s definitely creative; it also definitely makes me want to barf. Would you be brave enough to take a bite? [Buzzfeed]

We’re Breaking Up: Guy Who Fathered 30 Kids

Bad Baby Daddy
"My baby daddy isn't supporting our child." Read More »
Worst Dads
michael lohan mug shot photo
The 7 worst celebrity dads. Read More »

Oh, Desmond Hatchett, I thought what we had was special, but alas, so did 11 other women. The results of your smooth moves and shocking virility? You’ve fathered 30 children over the past 14 years, and now you’re in court requesting a break from child support payments. I guess I can’t really blame you, because even though some of your kids only receive $1.49 a month, when you’re making minimum wage, that’s gotta add up fast. But remember back in 2009, when you told an interviewer you were done having kids, and then you had nine more? What happened there? Is there a massive condom shortage in Knoxville, Tennessee? Were you trying to break the county record (which you did, by the way)? I have to admit that I’m kind of impressed. There is a good chance you’re a modern day god of fertility mingling with mortals for fun. But still, we’re breaking up. [LA Times]

10 Perfume Bottles That Look Like Sex Toys

The other day, I clicked on a perfume ad and left the room for a second. When I came back I thought for sure my computer had been redirected to a sex toy site, because wow, the majority of women’s fragrances these days seem to be packaged in a vibrator or hollowed-out dildo. To prove my point, I’ve rounded up 10 of the most egregious offenders–no comment necessary. Click through to see for yourself…

Luxury Sex Toys
Don't you wish you had a 14k gold vibrator? Read More »

An Imagined Conversation With This Zebra Hat Model

Model Monologue: Flower Power
Seriously, make 'em stop! Read More »
Model Monologue: Flat Top
There's flat-chested and there's flat-chested. Read More »
Model Monologue: Socks
That's a lot of foot look. Read More »

Me: Hey!

Model: Shhh!

Me: Oh, sorry. Umm, why are we whispering?

Model: I’m blending in. Keep reading »

The Essentials: 5 Bags Every Woman Should Own

I love buying handbags, so I often find myself with a huge pile of purses and a lack of uses for them. My friends who aren’t so into handbags often try to make one bag work for everything, which means they’re cramming their laptop and gym socks into their shoulder bag. Since both ends of the spectrum could use some help, I’ve compiled a list of the five essential bags you need for a complete and functional handbag wardrobe. Click through to check ‘em out…

How To Choose A Purse
7 things to consider in your hunt for the ideal bag. Read More »

Do Not Want: Star Spangled Leggings

Do Not Want: Sunglasses
Patriotic? Maybe. Ridiculous? Definitely. Read More »
Um, No: Muscle Leggings
Ummm...your insides are showing. Read More »
Do Not Want: Picnic Pants
Now you can eat potato salad off your crotch! Read More »
Do Not Want: Molting Boots
Pretty sure these boots are shedding their exoskeleton. Read More »

Sometimes an article of clothing comes along that makes me think, I wonder what the founding fathers would think of that. These two-toned star print leggings are one of those garments. For some reason, I feel like Thomas Jefferson would approve. I, however, do not. [$48, Nasty Gal]