There are many everyday rules that don’t apply to celebrities. They get a pass where us normal people have to do things like wash our own dishes and not get escorted around in Escalades and eat fancy dinners for free. They take calls all day long at the beach or pool and look so good while they’re doing it.
Oh, those darned celebrities, they really burn us up!
Speaking of burning up, the one thing celebs can’t avoid is dangerous exposure to the sun. They are normal just like the rest of us when they forget to protect their precious Hollywood skin and turn into lobsters. Here’s a gallery of 12 Dumb Celebrities Working On Their Melanoma that should remind you to apply your sun block 20 minutes before jumping into the water. Keep reading »
Is there an unwritten rule that celebutards are required to name their babies something completely outrageous and idiotic? The kiddos will get enough flack for having a famous mommy and daddy, so topping it off with a stupid name is just cruel and unnecessary.
It was recently revealed that Mariah Carey and her toothpick-sized husby Nick Cannon named their newborn twins Monroe (semi-normal) and Moroccan (WTF!?), named after a room in their palatial residence. That’s just disgusting. But is it the worst Hollywood baby name? You be the judge. Click here to vote! Keep reading »
Whoever decided that asking for someone’s ‘number’ would be a good way to find out their sexual history must really suck at dating and wants everyone else to suck at it too. Springing this question on a person is confusing and it should stop right now!
While out on the town, a guy I was seeing asked what my ‘number’ was and when I jokingly replied with 867-5309 he looked at me with disgust, walked away and I never heard from him again. What could’ve gone wrong? He said he loved to kid around. Silly me! I reflected after sobbing during my lonely taxi ride home, he must’ve been referring to my sex digits, not my telephone digits. How the heck was I supposed to know that? Read more… Keep reading »
Here’s the rules: If you’re a teenage chastity advocate the one thing you really can’t do is get pregnant. If you’re a member of P.E.T.A. the one thing you really can’t do is kick your dog. And if you were ever the president of Mothers Against Drunk Driving the one thing you really can’t do is get busted behind the wheel with a blood alcohol level three times the legal limit.
One of these people forgot the rules.
Debra Oberlin of Gainesville, FL, a former president of M.A.D.D., was charged with a DUI after being pulled over for allegedly swerving back and forth across the road. Police report she had watery, bloodshot and dilated eyes and regsitered a blood alcohol level of .239. Read more… Keep reading »
What are the 22 dumbest things people do on Facebook? What are the things on Facebook that you absolutely must not do, or be considered a fool? How can you be on Facebook without regrets?
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Today is the final day in Movember (the month formerly known as November), which to many of us is no big deal.
To many men, this marks the end of a month-long facial hair grow-out in an effort to raise money for prostate cancer awareness.
On December 1st, all of these handsome devils are allowed to shave their mustaches off, so we rounded up some dudes with righteous lip sweaters from all over the country to tell us about life with facial hair. Some may not shave after all.
We want YOU the reader to vote for your favorite “Mo.” Dumb as a Blog will donate $200 to cancer research in the winner’s name. Read more (and vote!)… Keep reading »
In England, a 25-year-old woman has been dubbed “The Sperm Hunter.”
What sex acts did she undertake to score this nickname?
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Celebrities really know how to get headlines buzzing when they make stupid relationship mistakes. We’re all guilty of dumb behavior, but it’s more interesting when stars do it.
They never fail to dazzle us with who they’re doing the dirty deed with be it a hooker, nanny, or co-star’s spouse.
But we are obsessed with how they got caught and what happened when it was game over.
Find out how these celebs got stuck between a rock and a hard place. Read more … Keep reading »
In Eugene, Or., a hotel owner held a decidedly raunchy party in which she told employee attendees to play a game that involved her husband’s penis.
To find out what that sexy game was, and what else happened at the perverted party, read the rest … Keep reading »