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10 Dumbest Things That’ll Get You Laid

Want to get busy with another human being but have no clue how to go about it?

You’re not alone.

For eons people have been trying to come up with crafty ways to convince other people to do the dirty deed with them.

Here are some of the stupidest sexytime enticements that actually seem to work now and again. You’re welcome. Read more…

6 Black Friday Shopper Types You Should Avoid Like The Plague

Thanksgiving may be the day we stuff ourselves with more food than the typical American can handle — which is a crapload of grub by the way — but the real gluttony begins on Black Friday. If you’re one of those brave souls who plans on risking their lives in order to save a couple of bucks then you’re in luck! We’ve put together this handy little  list of the six types of Black Friday shoppers you should do everything you can to avoid. Good luck and Thor speed!

1. The Soccer Mom. Like a plague of locusts devouring everything in their path, the soccer mom brings the whole family in hopes of devouring all the best stuff.  Best to avoid this shopper like, well, a plague of locusts. Read more…

NFL Star Brandon Marshall Tweets Naked Teammate By Accident

Brandon Marshall , a wide receiver for the Chicago Bears, was so psyched about a UCF shirt he received that he went on to tweet a photo of him wearing it to his over 750,000 followers.

But unfortunately, and understandably considering his job, he went wide — and the photo included a teammate’s naked butt in the background.  Which isn’t surprising considering it was taken in a locker room. Read more…

The Dumbest People To Have An Affair With

Having an affair is a terrible idea, especially considering that the downsides of getting caught include: ruining your marriage, losing the respect of your children, and in rare cases, being forced to step down as the Director of the CIA. Just ask General David Petraeus who stupidly cheated on his wife with the writer of his gushy tell-all book. Read more…

7 Dumbest Myths About Working From Home

Back when I worked in a windowless cubicle, I dreamed of being my own boss — no anxiety over running late, no coworkers eating rank food and no shoddy office coffee. To me, a home office was a glistening oasis just out of reach.

Now here I am a year into “working remotely” and it’s poo-poo. I’d snort office Folgers during a dull meeting just to score one annoying coworker.  Here are the biggest myths and misconceptions about being a home office drone from someone who knows:

MYTH: More time to hang with friends for lunch, coffee or your general frackin’ around.

FACT: You idiot. Your friends all have real jobs with bosses and things. Even if you did have plans with a bona fide human, you’d behave like a blubbering idiot due to your rapidly-deteriorating social skills. Read more…

10 Dumb Name Suggestions For Adele’s Baby Boy

Congratualtions to Adele!  The 24-year-old singer just gave birth to her first, a baby boy, with her boyfriend, 38-year-old Simon Konecki.

No name has yet been released and we know some parents have a hard time picking that perfect moniker.

As we are experts in dumb celebrity baby names and the dumbest things parents do, we thought we could be of assistance.  Names like Ava and Aiden are way too common for famous first borns.  Names like Pilot Inspektor and Seven Sirius tell the would you are unique and rich enough to pay the other kids to stop teasing yours.

Here we go with our very best celeb baby boy name suggests! Read more…

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