For every five decent people, there’s bound to be one sicko.
This means that on occasion, Jenna Jameson (or one of her well-endowed coworkers) might pop up when you least expect ‘em. Like in the classroom. On the news. At church. Or just about every other inappropriate place you can possibly imagine.
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One of our brave dumb reporters talked to real porn stars and did hardcore research into the world of adult film to bring you a new photo gallery exposing 10 porn mythsyou probably believe.
Diving into this topic for a photo gallery was not easy, but at least the dude who wrote it can’t… READ MORE »
If you’re single and ready to mingle, it’s important to know where you can meet other people who are similarly single and ready to mingle. For example, there’s the bar scene, the nightclub dance floor, or the sleepwear section at Wal-Mart. Of course, there are places it’s not so good to meet the love of… READ MORE »
Men and women only really “communicate” in the movies. Especially in terrible Meg Ryan chick flicks, where all the men are sensitive and all the women have pouty lips. In Hollywood’s fantasylands men and women sit down, stare into each others eyes and tell it like it is.
In reality, both genders generally… READ MORE »
The Kama Sutra is the world’s most famous guide to the art of love. But it’s an ancient Hindu text that’s about over 2,000 years old. It’s time someone updated it with the latest advances in bedroom fun that can be had.
Have you and your partner ever done it Gangnam Style? Tried… READ MORE »
Dumb people come and go every year, and 2012 was no different. The past 12 months saw some epic stupidity, and not just from famous generals who had affairs with their biographers, men still dating the women who bit off their testicles, or the CEO who oversaw the death of the Twinkie. We have those… READ MORE »
Want to get busy with another human being but have no clue how to go about it?
You’re not alone.
For eons people have been trying to come up with crafty ways to convince other people to do the dirty deed with them.
Here are some of the stupidest… READ MORE »
Thanksgiving may be the day we stuff ourselves with more food than the typical American can handle — which is a crapload of grub by the way — but the real gluttony begins on Black Friday. If you’re one of those brave souls who plans on risking their lives in order to save a couple… READ MORE »
Brandon Marshall , a wide receiver for the Chicago Bears, was so psyched about a UCF shirt he received that he went on to tweet a photo of him wearing it to his over 750,000 followers.
But unfortunately, and understandably considering his job, he went wide — and the photo included a teammate’s… READ MORE »
Having an affair is a terrible idea, especially considering that the downsides of getting caught include: ruining your marriage, losing the respect of your children, and in rare cases, being forced to step down as the Director of the CIA. Just ask General David Petraeus who stupidly cheated on his wife with the writer of… READ MORE »
Back when I worked in a windowless cubicle, I dreamed of being my own boss — no anxiety over running late, no coworkers eating rank food and no shoddy office coffee. To me, a home office was a glistening oasis just out of reach.
Now here I am a year into “working remotely” READ MORE »
Congratualtions to Adele! The 24-year-old singer just gave birth to her first, a baby boy, with her boyfriend, 38-year-old Simon Konecki.
No name has yet been released and we know some parents have a hard time picking that perfect moniker.
As we are experts in dumb celebrity baby names and the dumbest things parents… READ MORE »
Your engagement story is supposed to make people swoon, not cringe. But these real people who really screwed up obviously didn’t get that memo…
1. Hot Air Balloon Fail: London floor-fitter Lefkos Hajji concealed a $10,000 engagement ring inside a helium balloon, thinking she’d pop the balloon — and he’d pop the question. But as… READ MORE »
Still feeling the Rocky Mountain High from the first Presidential debate? We sure are. Others will fact check — we can’t — we’re dumb. Think of us as “fun checkers.” Isn’t that adorbz? Anyway, here are the five flat-out dumbest moments of the night with our ribbing for your pleasure:
1. Dueling Flag Pins: Guys, it’s… READ MORE »
While it never wins or loses the election on its own, having a simple slogan that defines your campaign can mean a lot, particularly with undecided voters. So, in the best case scenario, it shouldn’t be totally stupid. Here, in no particular order, are the 20 dumbest American Presidential campaign slogans.
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Are you a Belieber with some basic HTML skills? Well, then you should join the millions of teen girls (along with a few creepy guys) and start your very own Justin Bieber fan blog! You’ll be able to keep your friends, family and the authorities posted on your unhealthy obsession with the young celebrity! Here are… READ MORE »
It’s no surprise people have gone to the ’80s to meet their nostalgia needs. It’s unseemly looking back before the 1960s. When you say, “The ’50s were great,” folks reply, “They sure were! Which did you prefer: the crippling conformity or the segregation?” The modern pop culture machine chewed up and crapped out the ’60s… READ MORE »