We asked for your best beauty inspiration board and worst manicure reality, and boy did you ladies deliver! Thank you for all of your holiday beauty Pinterest boards and bad manicure Twitpics. It was a tough competition, but we were finally able to select our winners.
Rebecca B. showed us her individual style… READ MORE »
When we say the “best” boyfriends, we mean the worst, or in some cases, the most ridiculous. We’ve rounded up the best of our “Be My Boyfriend” series this year. Really, we’re not planning on dating these guys, but said in the most diplomatic way possible, we marvel at them. These guys exist…
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We’ve had lots of boyfriends who we’ve had to remind to wash their hands before they put them anywhere near our vaginas. Don’t they know that dirty paws cause yeast and bacterial infections, or, on the off chance that he’s been chopping jalepenos, a fucking wildfire down there? These are the kinds of thing that… READ MORE »
There are some indignities that your Christmas tree or Chanukah bush should not have to endure. Like having a nut sack dangle from its branches. We appreciate that the “Bauballs” ornament was created to raise money and awareness about testicular cancer, but Santa, and the rest of your family, can surely survive the holiday season… READ MORE »
Ho, ho, ho! Who would have thought that jolly ‘ol Saint Nick would inspire anything remotely sexual? Just a quick sleigh ride through the Urban Dictionary and we’ve discovered that Santa is sliding down chimneys and into bedrooms. This Christmas, you may want to stuff one of these in your partner’s stocking. Depending on how… READ MORE »
Sometimes nature calls and there’s no bathroom in sight. In that instance, we have no choice but to drop trou and do the deed. We don’t think that was the case for Emile Hirsch who was caught pissing into a plant outside of Bootsy Bellows nightclub in West Hollywood on Tuesday night. He seems more… READ MORE »
Looking to add a little something extra to your holiday party look? We’ve got all the holiday goodies a girl could ask for! Get details on all three giveaways after the jump! … READ MORE »
We typically hear stories about the dangers of breast implants. Let’s take a moment to talk about the upside of breast implants: they can save your life.
At least, that’s the case for Canadian woman, Eileen Likness, who is eternally grateful for her decision to get breast implants. This past week, she testified… READ MORE »
Give it up for Jessica Biel, star of the upcoming romantic comedy “Playing For Keeps” — and, you know, Mrs. Justin Timberlake — who really took her sartorial efforts up a notch this year. Rocking extra long locks and heavy fringe, Biel donned many statement making dresses and daring pantsuits in 2012, making her a… READ MORE »
Penises are the greatest, just on their own, chillin’, flaccid, doing nothing or erect, inserting themselves into orifices. Simply the best, those dicks. As wonderful as they are just being themselves, no penis lover can resist a member that goes above and beyond the call of duty. Click ahead to see some sexy penis moves… READ MORE »
Surviving the holidays is always stressful. And if you’re single, it’s the perfect time to eff the pain away! Thanksgiving weekend provides a few days to hunt for hotties — especially if you’re traveling somewhere. But even if you’re stuck home alone, make sure you take full advantage of all the seasonal action by following… READ MORE »
We were so thoroughly uninspired by the top ten breakup lines for men and women that we felt like we needed to take action. We’re starting the Brutal Honesty Breakup Movement. It’s not a real movement yet, but we think it has serious potential. Consider this our contribution. After the jump, some suggested lines to… READ MORE »
Dan Savage suggests fucking before dinner. And yeah, that’s probably the best policy when it comes to huge holiday meals like Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner. But if you can’t make that happen for whatever reason (and there are plenty of reasons, like FAMILY STRESS), you might find yourself in an emotional place where you need… READ MORE »
Earlier this week Amanda Seyfried was photographed at the airport in Paris without a stitch of makeup on, and besides some understandably frizzy hair and tired eyes, she looked freakin’ beautiful–especially considering the fact that she just stepped off a transatlantic flight. It’s so refreshing to see celebs out and about without their usual layers… READ MORE »
It’s hard to imagine anyone other than Angelina Jolie (and THOSE LIPS!) in the Oscar-winning role of Lisa in the 1999 film “Girl, Interrupted.” But Parker Posey recently revealed she turned down an audition for the role. “What I did pass on that may surprise you is ‘Girl, Interrupted.’ The Angelina Jolie role … I just… READ MORE »
Pubic hair has been growing between our legs since … well, since we’ve existed. Currently en vogue for women, and the subject of much debate, is the hairless, or as-little-hair-down-there-as-possible, look. Whether you choose to go hairless or not, the bald below trend existed way before “Sex and the City.”
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Throughout America’s history, the mustache has grown on the lips of many famous and influential Americans. In honor of Movember, click on for the mustache’s impact on America over the years.
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