Ahh, new relationships. We’ve all been there— the birds chirp louder, the sky looks bluer and it feels like life just took a shot of Red Bull. During the first month or two, dates tend to go something like this: He takes you to dinner, heads back to your place where you have hot, still-getting-to-know-you sex before he dozes off watching “New Girl” (even though he would have preferred “Wolverine”), but once he wakes at 2 a.m. and decides to go home, your mind is running rampant with a billion questions about the status of your “situation” before he’s even out the door. And during any and all time away from him, you can’t help but wonder what’s going on in his head. Sound familiar? Of course it does.
These 40 questions have mindfucked women in new relationships for generations… Keep reading »
The Millennial generation, which includes the youngest legal drinkers, is consuming more wine than previous generations, and they’re educating themselves about it too! Rather than bring a six-pack to the party, and guzzle beers with their college roommates, they’re enjoying fine wine and sharing their love and knowledge with friends. It’s certainly more refined, but is it as much fun? And how can a 21-year-old possibly learn to appreciate wine in the short time it has been made available to them? Keep reading »
Ask and ye shall receive. We inquired about ballsacks and got all kinds of useful information, plus some extra tidbits we weren’t expecting. Here are the most fascinating things we learned about the ever-elusive body part. We thank you all for your generosity and candor. Keep reading »
It’s cold and flu season, which means that either you, the person you’re sleeping with, or both of you are probably sick with some manner of plague right now. There are few things less sexy than snot, sneezing, headaches, and coughing fits, but even so, when you’re confined to your bed for days, and you’ve tired of naps and TV marathons, you’re going to get horny. It’s just a fact of life. Even more so when you and your partner are sick in bed together — at some point the memories of the healthy sex you once had with each other is going to outweigh how disgusting you feel, and you’ll find yourselves humping out of instinct. Here’s how to make the most fun and the least snot when you have sick sex… Keep reading »
This post is not meant to be ironic or satirical in any way. It is 100 percent genuine. We’ve been saving up a ton of nagging questions ever since we first found out about that secret treasure chest you’ve got stored between your thighs. In the past, we’ve been too shy to ask, but today’s the day we finally break our ballsack silence. We’re tired of wondering why your balls laugh when you do or if you’re being overly dramatic when we accidentally elbow your nuts. Here are all the things we want to know about your ballsacks… Keep reading »
“Spicing things up in the bedroom” is a phrase that we’re tired of hearing — at least, from humans. When we came across this super sexy llama photo, we realized that there is one creature we would still gladly take sex advice from: the llama. For example: “Always announce when you’re not wearing panties. You know, just as an invitation.” Brilliant, right? Here are 10 more tips for livening up your bedroom routine, inspired by — you guessed it — llamas.