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Quick Pic: Katy Perry Made Love To A Watermelon & She Liked It!

Or at least that’s what her outfit seems to suggest. [Performing on The Today Show, New York City, 8/29/08] Keep reading »

Real Chick Lit: “The Smart Girl’s Guide To Getting Even”

After J. broke up with me my senior year in high school, I was pissed. Livid. Just a few weeks earlier, he told me he loved me, we went to prom and all was glorious in the world. What the heck? After a few weeks of having an intimate rebound relationship with a box of Kleenex, I became dead-set on making his life as unpleasant as he had made mine.

In order to exact my revenge, my best friend and I went to the mall where the kids who went to his high school always hung out. We approached every high-school aged girl we could find, asked if she knew J., and then told her to stay away from him and his terrible case of back-ne. Mature? Hell no. Satisfying? Undeniably.

Though I think my plan was rather brilliant, I probably would have received some nice inspiration had Alison Grambs’ book “The Smart Girl’s Guide To Getting Even” been around in 1994. In it, she offers all sorts of perfectly legal yet wholly satisfying ways to get back at the Js — i.e. the complete and total jerks — of the world. After the jump, find a sampling of her I-will-not-go-down-quietly strategies. Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Blake Lively Has Got Legs

And she knows how to show them off in this sweet shirt dress and heels. Likey. [New York City, 8/27/08] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Solange Knowles Killed Big Foot For Her Shoes

Not only is her album atrocious, but so is her footwear. Get PETA on the horn! [MTV's TRL, New York City, 8/26/08] Keep reading »

Quick Pic: The New Bitches Of Beverly Hills

I have one question about the new cast of 90210, which includes Shenae Grimes, AnnaLynne McCord, and Jessica Stroup — where is the Andrea Zuckerman? Who is the school nerd? [CW Network premiere party, Malibu, CA, 8/24/08] Keep reading »

This Week On The Frisky: Picking Obama’s Running Mate, Songs About Vaginas, & How To Snoop

  • We suggested 10 women that Barack Obama should consider for his running mate. He’s taking forever to announce who he’s chosen. Coincidence? We think not. Gave you lots to think about, huh Barry?
  • We totally crushed on naked Harry Potter and Javier Bardem.
  • Intern Annika wished Coco Chanel a happy birthday, then clued you in to some Chanel-inspired fashions that don’t cost the same amount as feeling a village in Africa.
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    Quick Pic: Could Chuck Bass Get Any Cooler?

    Ed Westwick’s character’s costumes just keep getting sillier. And we love it. This guy is the playboy of St. Jude’s School for Boys and he’s dressed like the biggest dandy. Love it. [Filming Gossip Girl, Queens, NY, 8/21/08] Keep reading »

    Quick Pic: U.S. Women’s Beach Volleyball Duo Scores!

    Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh celebrate their victory over the team from China, clinching the gold medal. [Beijing, 8/20/08] Keep reading »

    The Lesbian Index: Nine Types Of Sapphic Lovers

    Lesbianism is such a hot topic, some celebs even seem to be capitalizing on the media coming out party. While faux-mo’s make us want to barf, in general, the mainstreaming of what was once considered counterculture is exciting. Now heteros can finally play Indigo Girls’ records in public without being judged! But who are the trailblazing scissor sisters bridging their community? Since everyone’s personalities are a mixture of nurture and nature, here are the basic types of lesbians from which you can make-up the Venn diagram of lesbian society.

    The Sophisticate Usually an artist or academic, this well read member of the intelligentsia is socially conscious without smelling like patchouli. An important public person, she’s a wise, loving role model. Example: Melissa Etheridge

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    Quick Pic: Suri Cruise Picks Her Nose, Looks Fierce In Orange

    Go on girl! Won’t be long before Mommy and Daddy stop you from mining for gold in public. [New York City, 8/18/08] Keep reading »

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