Crack open the champagne! A new year has arrived, which means it’s the start of a new cycle perfecting your ongoing awesomeness. The Frisky and our resident Astrosexologist Kiki T are here to help make your journey easier to navigate so you can reap all the incredible rewards that are in store. Get a glimpse into what the stars have planned for you in terms of love, madness and obsessions. Find out if 2013 is the year you’ll finally fall for the right one (or live it up solo!), what challenges you’ll face at work and at play, and what the most promising paths to pursue will be. That’s right: The 2013 Frisky Astro Guide is all you’ll need to make 2013 the most fabulous year yet! Check it out here (or click the signs above!)
We asked for your best beauty inspiration board and worst manicure reality, and boy did you ladies deliver! Thank you for all of your holiday beauty Pinterest boards and bad manicure Twitpics. It was a tough competition, but we were finally able to select our winners.
Rebecca B. showed us her individual style with an array of fun and fresh holiday looks. Check out her winning board! Rebecca B., please contact us at email@example.com to claim your prize!
In addition, congratulations @kiwiberry, whose nails are clearly in need of a festive holiday manicure.
Thank you to everyone who entered and happy holidays!
When we say the “best” boyfriends, we mean the worst, or in some cases, the most ridiculous. We’ve rounded up the best of our “Be My Boyfriend” series this year. Really, we’re not planning on dating these guys, but said in the most diplomatic way possible, we marvel at them. These guys exist…
We’ve had lots of boyfriends who we’ve had to remind to wash their hands before they put them anywhere near our vaginas. Don’t they know that dirty paws cause yeast and bacterial infections, or, on the off chance that he’s been chopping jalepenos, a fucking wildfire down there? These are the kinds of thing that people with penises don’t seem to understand. They think we’re molly coddling our coochies, being precious about our privates, but vadges really are temperamental.
Because of germs and jalepenos and general man hand dirtiness, we humbly request that the Invention Gods create a biometric hand sanitizer so boys could scan their hands and be germ/jalepeno/whatever-free within seconds. How much more fun would that make sex? A lot more, we think.
Click onward for some more sexventions that we think would revolutionize our sex lives.
There are some indignities that your Christmas tree or Chanukah bush should not have to endure. Like having a nut sack dangle from its branches. We appreciate that the “Bauballs” ornament was created to raise money and awareness about testicular cancer, but Santa, and the rest of your family, can surely survive the holiday season without a pair of balls swinging from the tree’s branches. Buy one, or make a donation, but we beg you, don’t decorate with ball sack. Your tree deserves better than that. Click on through to see more ornaments that at NSFT (not suitable for tree). Or work. You have been warned. [Buzzfeed]
Ho, ho, ho! Who would have thought that jolly ‘ol Saint Nick would inspire anything remotely sexual? Just a quick sleigh ride through the Urban Dictionary and we’ve discovered that Santa is sliding down chimneys and into bedrooms. This Christmas, you may want to stuff one of these in your partner’s stocking. Depending on how naughty or nice they’ve been…
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Sometimes nature calls and there’s no bathroom in sight. In that instance, we have no choice but to drop trou and do the deed. We don’t think that was the case for Emile Hirsch who was caught pissing into a plant outside of Bootsy Bellows nightclub in West Hollywood on Tuesday night. He seems more surprised than he should be considering he chose to pee in public and he’s a celebrity. You live and you learn.
Emile is hardly the first celeb to have a public urination incident. We’ve rounded up a few more who are infamous for peeing in public. [E! Online]
Looking to add a little something extra to your holiday party look? We’ve got all the holiday goodies a girl could ask for! Get details on all three giveaways after the jump! Keep reading »
We typically hear stories about the dangers of breast implants. Let’s take a moment to talk about the upside of breast implants: they can save your life.
At least, that’s the case for Canadian woman, Eileen Likness, who is eternally grateful for her decision to get breast implants. This past week, she testified that her fake boobs saved her life. When her ex-boyfriend, Fernando Chora, fired his gun at her point blank back in January of 2006, she claims that the “implants took the brunt of the force.” The bullet entered her right breast, grazed her chest and exited her body through her left breast. Her silicone implants were destroyed, but she lived to testify against her attacker … and eventually get a brand new set of breast implants. Hooray for her implants! [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
Give it up for Jessica Biel, star of the upcoming romantic comedy “Playing For Keeps” — and, you know, Mrs. Justin Timberlake — who really took her sartorial efforts up a notch this year. Rocking extra long locks and heavy fringe, Biel donned many statement making dresses and daring pantsuits in 2012, making her a standout style star in our book. Let’s take a look at her 10 best…