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10 Signs You’re Hosting A Pity Party (In GIFs!)

Ever have a bad day? Maybe someone cut you off on the way to work, your favorite show was canceled, the last cookie in the jar was covered in mold, or you broke a bone on vacation (sigh, that would be me). Whatever it is, it’s healthy to acknowledge what’s bothering you, but don’t linger there too long. Take a few minutes to sing the blues and move on, or you may find yourself hosting a sad, pathetic pity party for one. Keep reading »

Win This! A Custom Love Box From Hello Cheri (A $253 Value!)

Win This! Love Box

Now that the warm weather has arrived, it’s time to get your freak on. Science says so. Seriously though, there are tons of reasons why springtime is the ideal season for sex, and we want to help you welcome it with a bang (pun totally intended).

We’re giving you a chance to win a Custom Love Box from Hello Cheri’s adult accessories, simply by filling out the entry form below.

What’s in this Love Box, you ask? If you’re the lucky winner, you’ll take home 9 sexy items handpicked specifically for Frisky readers: Hello Amour Apricot Massage Oil, Hello Bisou Massage Lotion, a Hello Rendezvous Biscotti Massage Candle, Hello Aqua Water-Based Lubricant, Hello Condoms, a Hello Race Love Ring, a Hello Curve Violet Vibrating Toy, Hello Butterfly Breast Pasties and Hello Crave Bondage Whip.

Go ahead and bring sexy back this spring. Enter for your chance to win after the jump! Keep reading »

25 Sex Oopsies That Happen To The Best Of Us

As much as we’d all like to believe we’re smooth operators in the bedroom, sometimes shit happens that can prevent us from being our suavest selves during sex. (Seriously though, literal shit can happen if your partner pulls the unexpected finger-in-the-ass move.) Maybe you got a pube caught in your throat or he’s got a bad case of Gumby dick. You’re not alone. Despite our greatest efforts to pull off all of our romp sessions without a hitch, don’t feel bad: these accidental sex oopsies have undoubtedly happened to all of us.  Keep reading »

The Pros & Cons Of City Vs. Suburban Shopping

Ways We Fail At Shopping
Illustrated by GIFs! Read More »
Shopping Ban
This writer banned herself from buying -- and it backfired. Read More »
Types Of Shoppers
The 12 types of holiday shoppers you'll see at the mall. Read More »
City Vs. Suburban Shopping

Most of us at The Frisky are originally country mice — in some cases, suburban mice — who moved to a larger city just as soon as we could. But all of us visit our families often, which means a trip back to the ‘burbs of our youth. And often while visiting family, we need to get out of the house, so we find a reason to hit the mall. Or shopping center. Or the outlets. Or all three. There’s much to love about a city lifestyle (the bars don’t close at 10 p.m., mainly) but we won’t deny that almost getting hit by an SVU in a Target parking lot has a certain charm to it.

Here is our definitive breakdown on the pros and cons of suburban vs. city shopping.

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17 Uncomfortable Moments At Every Bridal Shower

New Bridal Shower Games!
bridal-shower-games
For cynics and haters, that is. Read More »
On Bridal Underwear
Take a peek into the strange world of wedding day underpants. Read More »
Too Many Bridesmaids
Nope, Sorry, 80 Bridesmaids Is Too Many
Having 80 bridesmaids is excessive, don't you think? Read More »

Tis the season for the awkward bridal shower! We have no idea why they are always so uncomfortable, yet every bride (or her pushy mother) insists on doing one. Oh well, the universe is filled with secrets. Will the maid of honor drop a cupcake into her cleavage? Will a game of “Two Lies, One Truth” tell everyone more than you ever wanted to know about Aunt Beth and Uncle Randy’s sex life? You can bet that you’ll be squirming with discomfort even as you plaster a smile on your face and pretend you are thrilled that the bride now owns a set of muffin tins. Oh, honey, we’ve all been there. Here are 17 uncomfortable moments from every bridal shower we’ve ever been to:

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Nerd Girl Porn: 8 Sexy “Sausage Bread Boys” To Sink Your Teeth Into

From Bagelheads to period blood chocolate, Japan really knows how to start a trend. The latest Japanese trend you can really sink your teeth into is the rise of the unlikely sex symbol, the “sausage bread boy.”

Named after the popular Japanese snack, a hot dog baked in pastry dough, these men, who are currently considered a hot commodity on the singles scene, have body types that vaguely resemble the beloved snack: soft and doughy, fluffy in an appealing way (the illustration above shows the ideal sausage bread boy). As if they weren’t already cute enough, SBBs often dress like laid back mountain men. Yes, we’ll take an order of that, please! [Nerve]

Click through to see some of Hollywood’s sexiest SBBs available for immediate consumption. At least, visually speaking.

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