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Win This! A Custom Love Box From Hello Cheri (A $253 Value!)

Now that the warm weather has arrived, it’s time to get your freak on. Science says so. Seriously though, there are tons of reasons why springtime is the ideal season for sex, and we want to help you welcome it with a bang (pun totally intended).

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The Frisky / May 16, 2014

25 Sex Oopsies That Happen To The Best Of Us

As much as we’d all like to believe we’re smooth operators in the bedroom, sometimes shit happens that can prevent us from being our suavest selves during sex. (Seriously though, literal shit can happen if your partner pulls the unexpected finger-in-the-ass move.) Maybe you got a pube caught in your throat or he’s got a…

The Frisky / May 2, 2014

The Pros & Cons Of City Vs. Suburban Shopping

Most of us at The Frisky are originally country mice — in some cases, suburban mice — who moved to a larger city just as soon as we could. But all of us visit our families often, which means a trip back to the ‘burbs of our youth. And often while visiting family, we need…

The Frisky / April 11, 2014

17 Uncomfortable Moments At Every Bridal Shower

Tis the season for the awkward bridal shower! We have no idea why they are always so uncomfortable, yet every bride (or her pushy mother) insists on doing one. Oh well, the universe is filled with secrets. Will the maid of honor drop a cupcake into her cleavage? Will a game of “Two Lies, One…

The Frisky / April 8, 2014

Nerd Girl Porn: 8 Sexy “Sausage Bread Boys” To Sink Your Teeth Into

From Bagelheads to period blood chocolate, Japan really knows how to start a trend. The latest Japanese trend you can really sink your teeth into is the rise of the unlikely sex symbol, the “sausage bread boy.”
Named after the popular Japanese snack, a hot dog baked in pastry dough, these men, who are currently…

The Frisky / April 3, 2014

7 Games NOT To Play At A Bridal Shower (Unless You’re Cynical)

Wedding season has arrived, which means it’s time to put on something frilly, brush up on your bullshitting skills and sit through the dreaded prequel to your pal’s nuptials: the Bridal Shower. Without fail, the bridesmaids have planned some “fun” games for the group to help break up multiple hours of gift-opening, but what if…

The Frisky / April 1, 2014

The 13 Emotional Stages Of Thinking You Might Have An STD (In GIFS!)

We’ve all been there. You had a one night stand, engaged in spontaneous travel sex, or found out your significant other was a big, fat cheater, and soon after, something very suspect appeared on your nether regions looking like it may be an STD. Could that be a genital wart or is it just a…

The Frisky / April 1, 2014

8 Times When It’s Really Not Necessary To Send A Dick Pic

Job hunters, here’s one way to guarantee you will not find employment: attach a dick pic with your resume. We know this because, well, common sense, and a man in Dallas went ahead and tested this method out. His, um, credentials did not land him a job offer, but did earn him a class C misdemeanor…

The Frisky / March 31, 2014

10 Celebs Who Have Really Strong Opinions About Carbs

An important decision to make as a Hollywood starlet is what stance you will take on carbs. Will you be photographed indulging in them publicly, publish a book decrying them or ban your children from eating them? If you plan to be famous, you’d better figure out how you feel about carbs because you will…

The Frisky / March 28, 2014

14 Times Our Boyfriends Thought They Were Doing Us A Favor

Oh, boyfriends. While they might always have our best interests at heart, sometimes their adorable efforts to please miss the mark in an epic fashion. Of course we appreciate all the little things they do for us, but when those “favors” include things like putting our favorite dark wash jeans in the dryer or whipping…

The Frisky / March 28, 2014

10 Sex Alternatives That Are Almost As Pleasurable As Sex

As much as we love sex, and are usually down to have it pretty much whenever, there are times when intercourse simply isn’t on the menu, for many reasons ranging from menstrual cramps to cold weather. But don’t ever think you need not forgo intimacy just because sex isn’t happening! Cracking each other’s toes can be…

The Frisky / March 26, 2014

18 Places Where It’s Just Too Disgusting To Have Sex

At this point, you’ve probably seen the footage and Instagram pics of the really drunk couple who were caught fucking up against  Dunkin’ Donuts dumpster in a shopping center near the University of Delaware campus. The height of romance! As if the now infamous couple weren’t publicly shamed enough for their poor choice of sex…

The Frisky / March 24, 2014

10 Possible Reactions To Your Own Farts (in GIFs)

So, you farted. You’re human. It happens. The question now is how you’re going to react to the gaseous gift you just bestowed on the world. Depending on a variety of factors such as sound, smell, and present company, there are many potential responses to a toot, ranging from shock and denial to unabashed pride.

The Frisky / March 21, 2014

11 Reasons You’re Not Getting Any Blowjobs

Show us a man who doesn’t want more blowjobs, and we will show you…a man we’ve never met. Guys, we are picking up all the hints (even the ones you think are super subtle). We know that if it were realistic, you would like us to blow you all day and night (well, for 4

The Frisky / March 18, 2014

10 Things We Love About Chubs

As much as we appreciate the obvious benefits and abilities of a rock hard cock, there’s something about a chub — a soft, malleable, half-erect penis — that makes it our second favorite penis form. Is it the shape? The texture? The fact that it hasn’t committed to anything yet?  The appeal of being able to decide…

The Frisky / March 12, 2014

11 Things We’d Never Expect To Turn Guys On (But Totally Do)

Have you ever noticed that most of your traditional efforts to catch a guy’s interest (high heels, red lipstick, and such) go unnoticed, but on the day you drag yourself to the drug store for cold medicine, in pajamas, with unwashed hair and a crusty nose, you have to swat potential suitors away with a stick? One…

The Frisky / March 7, 2014

Ask A Boudoir Photographer: How Do I Find The Right Lingerie For My Body Type?

If given the option, many of us would wear sexy, serious lingerie … if we could just find something reasonably priced and uncomplicated, that didn’t make us feel  like a strangled sausage with ruffles.
Marissa Boucher, founder and owner of The Boudoir Divas, one of the largest boudoir photography sites in the country, truly believes that wome…

The Frisky / March 6, 2014

10 Of The Artsiest D**k Pics You’ll See On Pornstagram (NSFW)

Pornstagram is just what it sounds like — an app that lets you crop, filter and share the NSFW pictures that Instagram won’t allow. Created last July by French web developer Quentin Lechemia, his hope was that the ability to apply filters to naked pics would make people less ashamed and more excited to send…

The Frisky / March 6, 2014

#OnlineDatingFail: Masturbation Is Not An Appropriate Introductory Topic

The online dating scene is rough. Sure, it’s a great way to meet people, but we use the term “people” loosely, as some of the individuals we’ve come in contact with still seem to be in their primitive forms. Obviously, first impressions count … but not to these idiots.
Sender: 30, Male
Receiver: 27, Female…

The Frisky / March 5, 2014

13 Mature Fashion Icons (And How To Dress Like Them Now)

The other day, we were talking about mature women whose style we couldn’t wait to emulate … once we turned 50. But then it hit us: why wait!? You don’t to be in your golden years to pull off a fashion cape. You don’t need to have flowing, grey locks to wear a colorful head…

The Frisky / February 24, 2014

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