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Gross: Topless Gillian Anderson Poses With Eel For Charity

Gillan Anderson Poses With Eel

Fishlove, a charity raising awareness about the impact of overfishing on the earth’s marine ecosystem, are using celebrities to draw attention to their cause. Much like PETA, the celebs pose naked. In this case, with dead marine animals. See the full image on The Blemish…

Someone Stole Tina Fey’s Jokes

Tina Fey has cut her staff down from 200 to just 5 and has since moved from Long Island to Manhattan. While a move to the big city sounds good on paper, it really isn’t when one of your first experiences is having your jokes stolen by movers. Physically.

She explained to Letterman that she believes one of the movers went back up while she was signing papers and stole a laptop with all her unfinished jokes. She even played the security footage with the perp’s face blurred out. Read more at The Blemish…

Day Above Ground’s “Asian Girlz” Needs No Commentary

Day Above Ground's "Asian Girlz" Needs No Commentary

May I present to you the most WTF music video ever made for the month of July. Day Above Ground’s “Asian Girlz.” Girlz with a “z” because “s” isn’t gangsta enough. Imagine if 311 and Nickelback had sex. This band would be its gay love child.

In the first three seconds, you come to the realization that this may be tongue-in-cheek. But then after a full 30 seconds pass, you realize that the lyrics are so asinine that it may have crossed the line from tongue-in-cheek to borderline offensive. With lines like, “I love your sticky rice, buttfucking all night” and “It’s the Year of the Dragon, ninja pussy I’m stabbin’,” it’s hard to argue otherwise. I mean, sick rhymes, bro. Said no one ever. Read more on The Blemish…

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