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Greasy Men Wrestle One Another Half-Naked, Women Rejoice

Like hot, greased-up, over-sized men in leather pants? Thrill at the sight of hirsute man-bodies fondling one another in the dewy grass? Unfamiliar with Kirkpinar but are willing to settle for some YouTube wrestling porn? We have your video, ladies! They call this Kirkpinar oil wrestling. I call it tasty. It’s been around since 1357, and it goes down in Turkey. Me? I’m a woman who likes a man with some meat on his bones. So, basically, any one of these guys will do. Excuse me, I must go buy a ticket to Turkey. Farewell, friends. [Gawker] Keep reading »

The 10 Stupidest Mistakes Men Make With Women

Men get all kinds of dating advice — some smart, some stupid. If you’re a dude, it’s hard to know who to believe when it comes to women. Frankly, as women, we’re not even sure what we want half the time, but you knew that already. In any case, sometimes it’s easier for us to say what we don’t want. So if you don’t want to send a woman screaming in the opposite direction, don’t commit a single one of the stupidest mistakes you can make when you’re trying to get with one of us. Keep reading »

The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge: Day 7 & Day 8

We’re a week into my experiment in which I use myself as a lab rat to find out what happens when I attempt to eliminate the cellulite on my rear-end and upper-thighs. I have to say, I entered into this, and pretty much everything else I do, pretty skeptically. I do not believe in miracles in a bottle. Unless the bottle is labeled Botox. And that has its drawbacks, too. But … Keep reading »

30 Things I Wish I’d Done Before I Turned 30

You’ll never hear me saying, “Je ne regrette rien.” That’s French for “I regret nothing.” I regret all kinds of things! Like why I ate so much yesterday. And life decisions I made years ago. Today, Amelia, The Frisky’s lead editor, turns … well, 30-something, which prompted me to think about what I wish I’d done before I turned 30. Keep reading »

Lykke Li’s New Video, “Get Some,” Is Naughty

Lykke Li has a new music video. The song is called “Get Some.” Here are some of the lyrics: “I’m a prostitute/you gon get some.” There’s also talk of pulling pants down and shotgun blasts and those sorts of things. If you know what I mean. And I think you do. The video is urban tribal meets Bettie Page meets groovy kaleidoscope. If you’re looking for something to get yourself going on this Monday, this funky ditty may do the trick. Thanks, Lykke. Get your get down on, girl. Keep reading »

The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge: Day 6

The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge has returned! What will the weekend reveal about the state of cellulite on my butt and thighs? I am sure you all could hardly stand the suspense. This is like a diary, only a diary that my butt is keeping. I am the transcriber. Keep reading »

I Got A Vagina Facial

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OK, I didn’t get a vagina facial — or “vagacial” — or “Peach Smoothie,” as it’s called — but Alex Kuczynski’s personal story for Harper’s Bazaar of getting one was so freakin’ intimate that I feel like I got one by proxy. What the hell is a vagacial, you ask? It’s a facial. Except it’s on your vagina. Like, if someone was going to see your vagina, and you wanted it to look fresh and new, you could get a Peach Smoothie. Yes, there is one more beauty regime you must now worry about not having done yet. Don’t worry. Your vagina can wait. Keep reading »

Finally, Check Out Tom Ford’s Spring 2011 Collection

At long last, we get to see designer Tom Ford‘s much discussed and totally secreted away collection for spring 2011. Six years ago, Ford resigned from his dual post as creative director of Gucci and YSL, leaving ’70s-loving ladies filled with sadness. In the interim, Ford created his own brand, hawking fragrances and eye wear, opened a series of menswear retail stores, and made the critically acclaimed “A Single Man,” for which leading man Colin Firth was nominated for an Academy Award. But it wasn’t until this September that Ford returned to women’s wear with a fashion show that only a select few were allowed to see, which featured models like Beyonce and Julianne Moore, and from which photographers were barred, save one. Now, Vogue has the first images of the collection and a profile of the designer, who’s committed to helming his brand his way. [Vogue] Keep reading »

The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge: Day 3

Hello, and welcome to Day 3 of the 30-Day Cellulite Challenge with me, your host, Susannah Breslin. On tonight’s show, we have only one guest, and it’s my butt. We’ll be talking about cellulite. Shall we? Keep reading »

Maru Meets The More Small Box!

I don’t want to say anything to spoil this video, but Maru the cat is the greatest, and “more small box” may be his best work yet. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

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