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A Necklace For The Girl Who Likes To Swing

MarKhed designed this very adorable girl-on-a-swing necklace. She grabs the chain that hangs around your neck, and when you move, she does her thing. It’s the perfect look for the swing dancer fashionista who likes retro things. [$70, Etsy]…

Susannah Breslin / October 27, 2010

Don’t Call Your Significant Other By A Pet Name And Other Ways You’re Undermining Your Relationship

In this interview on PJTV, Dr. Helen Smith interviews Maggie Arana and Julienne Davis, coauthors of Stop Calling Him Honey and Start Having Sex: How Changing Your Everyday Habits Will Make You Hot for Each Other All Over Again.

Prior to watching the video, I thought, Eh, another couple of broads with a

Susannah Breslin / October 27, 2010

Model Jessica White Arrested For Beating Up A Woman While Celebrating Breakup With Sean Penn

Last weekend, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Jessica White, 26, was arrested for allegedly assaulting a woman outside a club in New York City. According to reports, on Saturday morning the two women got into a fight over a cab outside Avenue Lounge, and White hit the woman repeatedly in the face and pulled her hair.

Susannah Breslin / October 26, 2010

Naomi Campbell Would Like To Pump Your Gas

Supermodel Naomi Campbell is no stranger to controversy. Her resume includes cell phone beat-downs and blood diamond controversies. Surely, her new ad campaign for Dennis Basso furs will start the fur flying all over again amidst the politically correct fashion set. Of course, if you are a fan of copious gasoline consumption and wearing fur,…

Susannah Breslin / October 26, 2010

Baby Feels The Spirit

Some babies feel the power of the Lord more strongly than others. Here, a baby named Ava attends a service at Ignite Church in Lakeland, Florida, and lets the vibes of the worship experience take her over. Well, at least now we know what we’re going to be for Halloween.

Susannah Breslin / October 26, 2010

New Diesel Underwear Ad Campaign Features Buttvertising

I guess Diesel got tired of its “Be Stupid” ad campaign and decided to just, you know, be stupid instead for its latest. The latest round of images to vomit forth from Diesel’s ad labs features a lot of people in their underpants. Sometimes their underpants come bearing slogans, like, “Today, I am your nurse,”…

Susannah Breslin / October 22, 2010

How To Date A Man With A Small Penis

Slate’s Dear Prudence has gotten a letter from a woman with a real problem on her hands: her man has a tiny penis. She’s 30, and he’s a great guy, but his penis is so small, after Googling the matter, she came to the conclusion that he may have a “micropenis.” What’s the problem? “Whe…

Susannah Breslin / October 22, 2010

Jennifer Lopez Uses Kids To Sell Gucci, Raise Money For UNICEF

So, tell me what you think of this. Since the birth of her twins, Max and Emme, with husband Mark Antony, Jennifer Lopez has done a pretty impressive job of keeping her kids out of the limelight. Considering all that came before it — that dress, dating Diddy, Bennifer — I wouldn’t have expected JLo…

Susannah Breslin / October 21, 2010

Isaiah Mustafa Surfs, Looks Sexy

The caption for this photo reads: “Surfs Up, Isaiah Mustafa rides into Sydney to Launch Windows Phone 7 on Bondi Beach.” I have a better one. How about “Isaiah Mustafa shows of bulging muscles in wet, clinging surf-wear to the delight of women around the world.” [10/19/20, Australia]…

Susannah Breslin / October 20, 2010

Rugby Player Ben Cohen’s Jock Strap Sells For $460

Do I follow rugby? No. Did I know who Ben Cohen was before reading this news item? No. Is Ben Cohen hot? Yes. Is that the only thing that matters? Well … if you do follow rugby, you already know that Cohen’s a British rugby player who used to play for the Northampton Saints and…

Susannah Breslin / October 20, 2010

I Moved And Now I Don’t Have Any Friends — Help!

Oh, no! It’s Female Friendship Week, and I don’t have any friends! OK, that’s not entirely true. I do have girlfriends. They just live in other states. Recently, I moved, and now I don’t have anyone to pal around with. Finding new girlfriends? I guess I’ll have to work on that.

Susannah Breslin / October 20, 2010

Julianne Moore Kissed A Girl

“I don’t really think it’s different kissing a woman vs. a man. I don’t think it really is. The difference is kissing someone you know versus someone you don’t.” – Actress Julianne Moore dons a bathing suit and talks about kissing costar Amanda Seyfried in “Chloe” in the upcoming November 2010 issue of Allure magazine.

Susannah Breslin / October 20, 2010

Engagement Ring Knuckle Duster, For The Girl Who Loves Hard

We love designer Kate Bauman’s knuckle duster made of engagement rings. It’s called ‘Til Death Do Us Part. That’s bound to make any man think twice about leaving his woman. [This isn’t happiness]…

Susannah Breslin / October 19, 2010

MovieReshape Turns Celebrity Bean Poles Into Brawny Hunks

Have you ever looked at an actor’s body and thought, I know he or she doesn’t look like that in real life, while watching a movie, TV show or music video? Well, I have, and I’ve always wondered how they did that. Turns out it’s done by using a something called MovieReshape, which…

Susannah Breslin / October 19, 2010

HRP-4C Robot Dances, Sings, Frightens

Check out HRP-4C, the singing and dancing robot, as she performs with her backup dancers at Digital Content Expo. I can’t believe I missed this show. Personally, I find the divabot, as they are calling her, to be totally horrifying: her (?) shrill singing voice, her giant hands, her sort-of-human/sort-of-robotic dance moves. Thi…

Susannah Breslin / October 19, 2010

It’s A Vibrator. It’s A Chess Set. No, It’s A Vibrator Chess Set.

Finally! My endless days of praying for that vibrator chess set of my dreams are over. Aruliden has created a very chic and very kinky chess set that replaces the usual queen, bishop, and pawn with discreet black vibrators. Apparently, the knight is shaped like anal beads. My word. Will wonders never cease? Of course,…

Susannah Breslin / October 19, 2010

Matteo Likes Squeezing His Cream

Oh, look, it’s male model Matteo Martari squeezing some cream onto some pies. Doesn’t he do a good job with that? It certainly is giving those forearms a workout. Thank you, Matteo. [The Fashionisto]…

Susannah Breslin / October 19, 2010

These Rodarte Socks Cost $500

I love Rodarte as much as the next person who loves Rodarte and can’t afford it, but $500 for a pair of socks? With holes in them? I’ll pass, thanks. They’re made from angora goat, and they actually look kind of cute on the model, but you can’t wash them, which would make…

Susannah Breslin / October 18, 2010

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