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“The Real Housewives of Atlanta”‘s Kim Zolciak Is Engaged

Oh, look, Kim Zolciak of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” is engaged. She is also pregnant. And purportedly smoking. Her fiance is Kroy Biermann, a defensive end for the Atlanta Falcons, and he is 25. (Kim is 32.) Rumor has it this could lead to Kim getting her own spin-off reality show. So, you know, good luck on that. It worked for Bethenny Frankel. [Radar] Keep reading »

The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge: Day 20

And so we return from the holidays for another edition of the 30-Day Cellulite Challenge. Nothing says, “Bring on the cellulite!” like the holiday season, really, what with all the binge eating, the fatty foods, and the lolling about on the sofa. Prior to Thanksgiving, I was reporting great results from the anti-cellulite creams I’m using for a month. Did the results hold up? Find out. Keep reading »

Kim Kardashian Is Dead!

OK, Kim Kardashian isn’t really dead, but she is playing dead for charity. Celebrities like Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake, and Alicia Keys, along with Kardashian, are going to stop social networking — posting to Twitter, Facebook, and the like — until $1 million has been raised in the Digital Life Sacrifice event on Wednesday, Dec. 1, which benefits Keys’ Keep a Child Alive charity as part of World AIDS Day. All that said, Kardashian does make a pretty attractive corpse. [Just Jared] Keep reading »

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7 Things Women Wish Men Knew

Dane Cook is one of those people I don’t like. I don’t “get” him would be a nice way of putting it. I don’t find him attractive, funny, or interesting. My best friend once forced me to watch a movie with him in it, and it was so godawful that I’ve blocked out the majority of it. If I was going to take dating advice from someone, or advice about men, or advice about anything, for that matter, it wouldn’t be from this guy. Still, Cosmo asked Cook if he would share “7 Things Men Wish Women Knew.” After the jump, let’s explore seven things women wish men knew. Keep reading »

The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge: Day 14

It’s Day 14 of the 30-day Cellulite Challenge, and I have to say the results at this point are “significant.” Either that, or I’m hallucinating. Some have suggested that just the act of massaging the treatment in reduces cellulite, which may be true, but it’s not like I’m sitting there massaging my butt for half an hour. Really.

In other news, what do Kate Middleton and my butt have in common? Find out. Keep reading »

Nicki Minaj Is Armless Barbie For “Pink Friday”

This is the cover art for Nicki Minaj‘s debut album, Pink Friday, which drops this week. It’s very pink. Nicki appears to have lost both her arms, like the Venus de Milo. Her legs have been Photoshop-stretched like Gumby. What does it all mean? It’s a little Lady Gaga, a little Paris Hilton, or maybe that’s just how Nicki likes it. [Amazon] Keep reading »

“Wonder Woman XXX” Porn Parodies Threaten To Glut Oversaturated Market

It looks like the upcoming “Wonder Woman” TV show remake is going to have some competition. Because there’s gonna be a porno version. It’s called … wait for it … “Wonder Woman XXX.” Pretty much says it all, doesn’t it? It stars porn star Tori Black as the superhero who will be “kickin’ butt and takin’ names.” Also! It was written and directed by a woman, Ashlynn Brooke, who is also a porn star.

But there’s a twist! Keep reading »

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The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge: Day 9

So, yes, shockingly, the results of the 30-Day Cellulite Challenge seem to suggest that this is actually working. I’ve got less cellulite — or should I say, there appears to be less of an appearance of cellulite — on my butt for pretty sure, although the upper-thighs I’m not so sure about.

Speaking of which, what the hell is cellulite anyway? Keep reading »

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