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Ke$ha’s “We R Who We R” Boggles The Mind

Ke$ha, the terrifying offspring of Paris Hilton’s career and Lady Gaga’s wardrobe, has a new video out, “We R Who We R.” (I guess she texted that title to her producers.) It’s a wonderful homage to clubbing, raving, drinking, and dressing in clothes that barely cover your bottom. I’m not sure which outfit I like better: the one where it looks like Ed Hardy got a hold of the American flag, or the one that looks like she’s wearing a broken window. Personally, this video reminded me of a porn video, but without the hardcore sex: bad costumes, bad makeup, bad sets. Do underage girls watch these videos? I shudder to think. Keep reading »

Can You Tell How A First Date Is Going To Go In The First 3 Seconds?

How long does it take to make a first impression? 15 seconds? 7 seconds? 3 seconds? I’ve been doing some dating lately (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE HELP ME), and I’ve come to the conclusion that I can tell how a date is going to go within the first three seconds. My shrink thinks this is poppycock, some fantasy of omnipotence, but what does he know? In any case, I believe — and this is the key — that if I’m totally honest with myself, I know exactly how the date will go virtually immediately: the second I set eyes on the guy.

When you go on a first date, is your first impression usually right or wrong? Keep reading »

Did Britney Spears’ Boyfriend Jason Trawick Beat Her Up?

Radar Online is reporting they have exclusive audio in which Britney Spears states that her agent-turned-boyfriend, Jason Trawick, beat her up, giving her a black eye. The story is simultaneously being told by Star magazine, which also claims Spears was pregnant with Trawick’s baby earlier this year. The source of the tape is Jason Alexander, Spears’ first husband, to whom she was married for 55 hours in 2004. When Alexander asks if Trawick proposed to her, Spears responds, “Before or after he beat on me?” Personally, I don’t think the tape sounds like Britney. What do you think? [Radar]

Update: Spears’ manager says the audio tape is “100 percent not [Britney].” Meanwhile, Radar and Star stand by the tape and the story. Keep reading »

How Much Boob Is Too Much Boob?

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It’s a question every woman has asked herself at one time or another while standing in front of a mirror: Am I showing off too much boob? In some cases, the answer may be a resounding “yes.” But how do you know if you’re showing off your breast assets, or if your boob exposure is TMI? Check out our handy guide to how much boob is too much boob.

The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge: Day 22

It’s day 22 of the 30-Day Cellulite Challenge, which means there’s only about a week left, and things are looking good. I’ve been using Karin Herzog‘s Dynamic Duo Anti-Cellulite Kit for about three weeks, and it seems to be working. By the way, at the end of my experiment, we’ll be offering a deal on the Herzog products, so you can try them yourself.

Now, though, there’s another issue. Keep reading »

Hey, Did You Know Mariah Carey Is Pregnant?

Rich over at fourfour created this awesome cut of Mariah Carey on the Home Shopping Network yesterday talking about being pregnant about 4,000 times, about perfume about 3,567 times, and generally reclining like the Queen of Sheba on a sofa as co-hosts get treated like the lowly subjects they are about 789 times. Also, she collects perfume bottles, and she wants you to know. Granted, the woman had six hours to fill while hawking her holiday album, fragrance, and existence, but the woman is a diva. And I mean that in a good way. Sort of. [fourfour] Keep reading »

Crystal Renn Gets Plastic Surgery For Vogue Paris

The last time we checked in with (former?) plus-sized model Crystal Renn, she was having an orgy with a plate of spaghetti. Now, she’s gone a few steps further down the weird trail with a new editorial in Vogue Paris — the December issue is guest-edited by designer Tom Ford — in which she plays a plastic surgery victim and frolics with young men. She also bares her cooch and generally looks like a loon. Check out some more examples of Crystal gone wild after the jump. Keep reading »

Beware The Mankini!

Trend de la Creme has a truly eye-popping post featuring guys in mankinis. Make it stop! My eyes are bleeding. What’s a mankini? It’s like the mono-kini bikini but on a guy. Or a full-body banana hammock. Or what you never want to see your dad wearing. Here’s what we have to say about the mankini to guys thinking about wearing one: DON’T. See the full spectrum of mankinis here. If you dare. Keep reading »

Jake Gyllenhaal And Anne Hathaway Trade Faces

Gah! This image will haunt us in our nightmares. Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway on the cover of Entertainment Weekly for “Love and Other Drugs” get Photoshopped into a scary new beast we’ll call Janne Hathenhaal. Let’s hope it doesn’t breed. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

30 Things A Guy Should Never Wear On A First Date

Dear Guys: You are awesome, and the ladies of The Frisky love you, but sometimes when it comes to dating, you forget that the first date is where you get to make your key first impression on us, and when it comes to your fashion choices … well, some of them are questionable. Therefore, we have created a helpful guide revealing what you really! shouldn’t! wear! on! a! first! date! Unless you want it to be our last. Check out the big no-nos after the jump. Keep reading »

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