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Milk Does Ryan Dorsey’s Body Good

Meet Ryan Dorsey, some random guy put on this earth to make life go down a little easier for women. What do we know about Ryan? He’s an actor! He’s a model! He’s 22! He describes himself as “fun and easy to work with,” which I initially misread as just “easy,” which would, you know, be good. But be warned, ladies! He doesn’t have time for BS or flakes! He is 5’10″ and weighs 150 pounds, in case you were wondering. Also: hazel eyes and part Native American. Tasty. Usually, we don’t like guys with this long hair, but we are willing to overlook that issue on account of those abs. Well played, Ryan. Well played. [OHLALA] Keep reading »

What You Need: Over-Priced Condoms

Sir Richard’s Condom Company. It sounds fancy, doesn’t it? If you’re tired of sneaking around drug stores late at night to buy condoms, there’s a new company that makes picking up prophylactics not only chic, but economically sound. Now, these condoms don’t come cheap. They’re $14 for a pack of 12. But for every condom the company sells, they’ll donate a condom to a country in need (in other words, in a part of the world where safe sex practices do not abound). Their slogan: “Doing good never felt better.” Ha! The packaging is chic, and they can be found everywhere from Whole Foods to Fred Segal. Their latest ad campaign points out that spending money on condoms today will save you big bucks later if you’re not looking to procreate, buy a minivan, and start saving for your kid’s college tuition. [Brand Freak] Keep reading »

The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge: Day 30 And A Special Offer

The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge has come to an end. I used Karin Herzog’s Dynamic Duo anti-cellulite creams for a month, and I think my cellulite looks considerably better than it used to look. Now, Karin Herzog has a special offer for The Frisky readers after the jump. Keep reading »

James Franco Is In Love With Himself

Hey, but you knew that already! This video series made for the New York Times Magazine feature “Performers who defined cinema in 2010 [as they] capture classic screen types,” but we call it a good excuse to watch James Franco make out with himself. We imagine he is playing the Lothario, no? Really, the only way to figure out if this would work in real life is to have James come over to my house and try this on me. I’ll be waiting. Keep reading »

HIV+ Porn Star Speaks Out



The L.A. Times has an interview with Derrick Burts, the 24-year-old male porn star who contracted HIV recently. Burts, who has worked in gay and straight porn, as Derek Chambers and Cameron Reid respectively, discovered in early October through the adult industry’s AIM Healthcare Foundation that he had contracted the virus. Burts believes that he was infected by a fellow performer on the Florida set of a gay porn movie while AIM has previously stated that Burts was believed to have been infected through personal sexual contact and not while working in the porn industry. Whatever the case, Burts is speaking out now in an attempt to bring attention to the fact that most porn sets do not require condom use during sex scenes. “It’s very dangerous,” he stated of working in porn. “It should be required that you wear a condom on the set.” [L.A. Times] Keep reading »

Tom Ford Wants You Naked

“You know, most people actually look better nude. We are all one harmonious colour, with a symmetry and an innate elegance. Fat women almost always look better without the constraint and lumpy pinching of clothes, all the straps and elastic squeezing and sucking.”

– Fashion designer Tom Ford confesses he spends lots of time at home naked as a jaybird. We’re not so sure how to take his plus-sized comments. Care to parse? [Contact Music] Keep reading »

The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge: Day 28

The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge is almost over! Ah, cellulite. We hardly knew ye. For the last 28 days, I’ve been using Karin Herzog‘s anti-cellulite creams. Find out what happened after the jump. Keep reading »

An Angelina Jolie And Bratt Pitt Sex Tape?

Is there an Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt sex tape coming down the pipeline? Tragically, no. But porn producer Steve Hirsch, who runs Vivid Video and is the man behind many of the celebrity sex tapes you may or may not have seen, says that’s the ultimate Hollywood porn movie.

Who would star in your dream sex tape?
Without a doubt, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.”

We’d watch it. [The Hollywood Gossip] Keep reading »

At The Academy Awards Of Porn, Everyone Is A Real Winner

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Every year, porn stars from around the globe descend upon Las Vegas for the AVN Awards, otherwise known as the Academy Awards of porn. This year will be no different as porn starlets, professional woodsmen, and hairy-chested, gold chain-wearing porn directors convene in the city of sin for the 2011 AVN Awards Show on January 8th. What makes the porn awards different from the Oscars — other than, you know, the hardcore sex, the terrible acting, and the poor production values — is that while it’s hard to get nominated for an Academy Award, it’s easy to get nominated for a porn award. We pored over the 75-page list of XXX nominees to bring you the best of the pornographically nominated. Read on to find how who should get an award for injuring his penis, which Soderbergh muse is up for porn accolades, and why you really shouldn’t miss a certain 3D porn movie.

Give Me A Bear Bouquet!

Women don’t want a bouquet of roses. We want a bouquet of stuffed bears! Sure, FTD does something like this, with a bunch of flowers that have a small stuffed animal in the middle, but these bear bouquets take the concept to a whole new level. Personally, they freak me out. Apparently, the number one is lucky in Chinese culture, so there are 11 bears here, the number one doubled. But do they all stare at you with their 22 eyes while you’re sleeping? I shudder to think. [Weekly Teinou] Keep reading »

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