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Watch Out, Meryl Streep. There’s A New Robot Actress In Town

Meet Geminoid-F, the robot actress out of Tokyo looking to steal movie roles from human actresses in Tinseltown. The lady bot has already landed her first role in a stage play in the role of an android, which shouldn’t be much of a stretch. The ‘bot is puppetered by a real person back…

Susannah Breslin / November 12, 2010

It’s Potty Training Time At The Sloth Orphanage

Sloths! We love them. This short video was shot at Costa Rica’s Aviarios del Caribe sanctuary for orphaned sloths. If you’ve oftentimes found yourself gazing absentmindedly into the distance and wondering, How do sloths go to the bathroom?, today is your lucky day. Sloths spend most of their time in trees, and come…

Susannah Breslin / November 11, 2010

The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge: Day 2

Welcome to Day 2 of the 30-Day Cellulite Challenge in which I attempt to get rid of my cellulite, and we all spend a couple of minutes a day contemplating the current state of my rump. After I announced this groundbreaking experiment yesterday, several of you made comments along the lines of, as meredith806 put…

Susannah Breslin / November 11, 2010

Angelina Jolie Was Raised By Her Son Maddox

Why Vogue scored Angelina Jolie for their December 2010 cover and then photographed her in this awkward pose I do not understand. She looks good; I just don’t get the whole exposed bustier with weird shadowing thing. In any case, the woman has a movie to promote, and that is “The Tourist,” in which she…

Susannah Breslin / November 11, 2010

These Spiked Heels Are Killer

Spiked heels aren’t enough for you? Try these vicious pumps from designer Barbara Gongini. They’re spiked on the toes and the backs of the heels. But if you’re looking to maul someone with these babies, you’re out of luck. The shoe is made of rubber and therefore mostly harmless. There is one place they’ll wound…

Susannah Breslin / November 11, 2010

Victoria’s Secret Models Have Trouble With Their Wings

Look! It’s models getting ready to walk in the Victoria’s Secret runway show! They call this “couture.” (Hm.) They are very excited about their fittings! The theme is “A Night of 1,000 Fantasies,” which is one way of saying, “Men across the country will be masturbating to this.” There are six sections that…

Susannah Breslin / November 10, 2010

The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge: Day 1

So, a while back, I wrote a post about how I was going to attempt to get rid of my cellulite, and let you all know what happened. In the interim, though, life got in the way. My butt wasn’t my primary focus; other things were. Now, I’ve got plenty of time to think about…

Susannah Breslin / November 10, 2010

Miranda Kerr Poses Naked And Pregnant With Orlando Bloom’s Baby

Miranda Kerr is a model, she’s married to Orlando Bloom, and here she is nude and pregnant with the actor’s child. Wow, her life must be terrible! I’m so glad I’m not her. [People]…

Susannah Breslin / November 10, 2010

See Doutzen Kroes And Sunnery James On Their Wedding Day

Model Doutzen Kroes married producer Sunnery James last week, and here’s the first photo of the happy couple. Kroes is pregnant with their first child. The bride wore a gown by Pronovias and a veil with soft curls. [Modelina]…

Susannah Breslin / November 9, 2010

Confessions Of A Male Orgasm Faker

Over at the Village Voice’s Runnin’ Scared blog, Foster Kamer has a pretty amusing interview with a guy who’s faked his orgasms. Men fake orgasms, too? Yup. According to a recent study, 17 percent of men report having faked an orgasm. That raises all kinds of questions. Including, how the hell do they do that?

Susannah Breslin / November 9, 2010

I Lost 20 Pounds And I Feel Fine

While, as a commenter recently noted, I am not a “TMI blogger,” I have occasionally blogged about some of my, er, weight issues over the last few months here at The Frisky. Back at the end of May, I wrote a post about how I was fatter than I’d ever been in my life. I…

Susannah Breslin / November 9, 2010

Rachel Weisz And Darren Aronofsky Break Up

Most of the time when celebrities break up, I’m like, bah, who cares? But this one made me sad. Director Darren Aronofsky and actress Rachel Weisz have broken up. The two were together for nine years and have a 4-year-old son, Henry Chance. They met in 2001, and worked together on “The Fountain,” which Aronofsky,…

Susannah Breslin / November 9, 2010

Lady Gaga’s Breasts Are Assaulting You

Dangerous boobs are everywhere in 2010! Following on the heels (nipples?) of Katy Perry’s firework breasts, Lady Gaga shows off her mammary menace to society on the cover of GQ Italy. Let’s hope she doesn’t try to breastfeed anyone with that thing. [Cover Awards]…

Susannah Breslin / November 8, 2010

7 Things Guys Say That Spell Trouble

We here at The Frisky love men. In fact, we adore them. We like their bodies, their brains, and their strange way of doing things. So it’s always a tricky tightrope when you’re dealing with a dude to know when to be there for him — and when to cut and run. Since we’re here…

Susannah Breslin / November 8, 2010

What’s It Like To Walk In Lady Gaga’s Shoes?

What’s it like to be Lady Gaga? Well, you may never know the answer to that question, but Diane Davis, a fashion editor at StyleList.com, decided to find out how it feels to walk in Lady Gaga’s shoes — specifically, those sky-high boots with no heels that Her Royal Monstrosity has been see…

Susannah Breslin / November 8, 2010

Conjoined Twin Girls Share A Brain

Four-year-old conjoined twins Tatiana and Krista Hogan are an anomaly among anomalies. Not only are they surviving conjoined twins, and not only are they attached at the head, but they actually share part of their brains, the thalamus. Almost unbelievably, Macleans.ca reports, “There is evidence that they can see through each other’s eyes and perha…

Susannah Breslin / November 5, 2010

Would You Rather Get Dumped Or Dump Someone?

At some point, most of us reach a point where we’ve been dumped and dumped someone. Generally, I think people tend to fall into one camp or the other. Personally, I tend to prefer to let the other person do the dumping — color me passive-aggressive! — but in a few cases I’ve done the…

Susannah Breslin / November 5, 2010

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