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“The Real Housewives of Atlanta”‘s Kim Zolciak Is Engaged

Oh, look, Kim Zolciak of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” is engaged. She is also pregnant. And purportedly smoking. Her fiance is Kroy Biermann, a defensive end for the Atlanta Falcons, and he is 25. (Kim is 32.) Rumor has it this could lead to Kim getting her own spin-off reality show. So, you know,…

Susannah Breslin / November 29, 2010

The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge: Day 20

And so we return from the holidays for another edition of the 30-Day Cellulite Challenge. Nothing says, “Bring on the cellulite!” like the holiday season, really, what with all the binge eating, the fatty foods, and the lolling about on the sofa. Prior to Thanksgiving, I was reporting great results from the anti-cellulite creams I’m…

Susannah Breslin / November 29, 2010

Kim Kardashian Is Dead!

OK, Kim Kardashian isn’t really dead, but she is playing dead for charity. Celebrities like Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake, and Alicia Keys, along with Kardashian, are going to stop social networking — posting to Twitter, Facebook, and the like — until $1 million has been raised in the Digital Life Sacrifice event on Wednesday, Dec.

Susannah Breslin / November 29, 2010

Poll: What Do You Wear On A First Date?

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Susannah Breslin / November 26, 2010

7 Things Women Wish Men Knew

Dane Cook is one of those people I don’t like. I don’t “get” him would be a nice way of putting it. I don’t find him attractive, funny, or interesting. My best friend once forced me to watch a movie with him in it, and it was so godawful that I’ve blocked out the majority…

Susannah Breslin / November 23, 2010

The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge: Day 14

It’s Day 14 of the 30-day Cellulite Challenge, and I have to say the results at this point are “significant.” Either that, or I’m hallucinating. Some have suggested that just the act of massaging the treatment in reduces cellulite, which may be true, but it’s not like I’m sitting there massaging my butt for half…

Susannah Breslin / November 23, 2010

Nicki Minaj Is Armless Barbie For “Pink Friday”

This is the cover art for Nicki Minaj’s debut album, Pink Friday, which drops this week. It’s very pink. Nicki appears to have lost both her arms, like the Venus de Milo. Her legs have been Photoshop-stretched like Gumby. What does it all mean? It’s a little Lady Gaga, a little Paris Hilton, or maybe…

Susannah Breslin / November 23, 2010

“Wonder Woman XXX” Porn Parodies Threaten To Glut Oversaturated Market

It looks like the upcoming “Wonder Woman” TV show remake is going to have some competition. Because there’s gonna be a porno version. It’s called … wait for it … “Wonder Woman XXX.” Pretty much says it all, doesn’t it? It stars porn star Tori Black as the superhero who will be “kickin’ butt and…

Susannah Breslin / November 22, 2010

The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge: Day 9

So, yes, shockingly, the results of the 30-Day Cellulite Challenge seem to suggest that this is actually working. I’ve got less cellulite — or should I say, there appears to be less of an appearance of cellulite — on my butt for pretty sure, although the upper-thighs I’m not so sure about.

Speaking…

Susannah Breslin / November 18, 2010

Greasy Men Wrestle One Another Half-Naked, Women Rejoice

Like hot, greased-up, over-sized men in leather pants? Thrill at the sight of hirsute man-bodies fondling one another in the dewy grass? Unfamiliar with Kirkpinar but are willing to settle for some YouTube wrestling porn? We have your video, ladies! They call this Kirkpinar oil wrestling. I call it tasty. It’s been around…

Susannah Breslin / November 17, 2010

The 10 Stupidest Mistakes Men Make With Women

Men get all kinds of dating advice — some smart, some stupid. If you’re a dude, it’s hard to know who to believe when it comes to women. Frankly, as women, we’re not even sure what we want half the time, but you knew that already. In any case, sometimes it’s easier for us to…

Susannah Breslin / November 17, 2010

The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge: Day 7 & Day 8

We’re a week into my experiment in which I use myself as a lab rat to find out what happens when I attempt to eliminate the cellulite on my rear-end and upper-thighs. I have to say, I entered into this, and pretty much everything else I do, pretty skeptically. I do not believe in miracle…

Susannah Breslin / November 17, 2010

30 Things I Wish I’d Done Before I Turned 30

You’ll never hear me saying, “Je ne regrette rien.” That’s French for “I regret nothing.” I regret all kinds of things! Like why I ate so much yesterday. And life decisions I made years ago. Today, Amelia, The Frisky’s lead editor, turns … well, 30-something, which prompted me to think about what I wish I’d…

Susannah Breslin / November 16, 2010

Lykke Li’s New Video, “Get Some,” Is Naughty

Lykke Li has a new music video. The song is called “Get Some.” Here are some of the lyrics: “I’m a prostitute/you gon get some.” There’s also talk of pulling pants down and shotgun blasts and those sorts of things. If you know what I mean. And I think you do. The video…

Susannah Breslin / November 15, 2010

The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge: Day 6

The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge has returned! What will the weekend reveal about the state of cellulite on my butt and thighs? I am sure you all could hardly stand the suspense. This is like a diary, only a diary that my butt is keeping. I am the transcriber.

Susannah Breslin / November 15, 2010

I Got A Vagina Facial

OK, I didn’t get a vagina facial — or “vagacial” — or “Peach Smoothie,” as it’s called — but Alex Kuczynski’s personal story for Harper’s Bazaar of getting one was so freakin’ intimate that I feel like I got one by proxy. What the hell is a vagacial, you ask? It’s a facial. Except it’…

Susannah Breslin / November 15, 2010

Finally, Check Out Tom Ford’s Spring 2011 Collection

At long last, we get to see designer Tom Ford’s much discussed and totally secreted away collection for spring 2011. Six years ago, Ford resigned from his dual post as creative director of Gucci and YSL, leaving ’70s-loving ladies filled with sadness. In the interim, Ford created his own brand, hawking fragrances and eye wear,…

Susannah Breslin / November 15, 2010

The 30-Day Cellulite Challenge: Day 3

Hello, and welcome to Day 3 of the 30-Day Cellulite Challenge with me, your host, Susannah Breslin. On tonight’s show, we have only one guest, and it’s my butt. We’ll be talking about cellulite. Shall we?

Susannah Breslin / November 12, 2010

Maru Meets The More Small Box!

I don’t want to say anything to spoil this video, but Maru the cat is the greatest, and “more small box” may be his best work yet. [BuzzFeed]…

Susannah Breslin / November 12, 2010

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