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Rugby Star Gareth Thomas Can Play On Our Team Any Day

“I became the master of playing the straight man,” says professional rugby player Gareth Thomas on “Ellen.” The 36-year-old Welshman, who plays for the Crusaders in Europe’s Super League, is apparently the only openly straight gay male athlete who plays for a major pro team. Is that true? Is that even possible? Either way, Thomas, who was previously married and went to great lengths to keep his sexuality a secret from his teammates, opens up about his struggles and how he finally came clean. In other news, he looks great in a pair of jeans. [ONTD] Keep reading »

Would You Watch … Food Truck Porn?

In the city where I live, food trucks are a big, big thing. From burritos to cupcakes, high-end to low-rent, food from airstream trailers and fly-by-night stands is all the rage. So what is the inevitable conclusion of anything that’s popular? Why, porn, of course. Ergo, one adult video production company is releasing: “The Flying Pink Pig.” It’s an x-rated movie. About food trucks. Apparently, the porn company went ahead and lifted (?) the image of the real Flying Pig food truck in Los Angeles for their box cover. Or, heck, maybe they worked with the Flying Pig to make their movie. (I am dubious.) Regardless, if you’re totally into food trucks, porn, food porn, Ron Jeremy, and “fun loving, sex-crazed nymphomaniacs serving recipes guaranteed to make the customer [come] again and again and again,” you will love this movie. [Gawker] Keep reading »

Gerard Butler Is A Manly Man Who Cares About His Skin


Actor Gerard Butler recently shot a commercial for L’Oreal skin care for men, and we now present to you the behind-the-scenes video. Watch as Butler, an actor, plays an actor. See Butler talk about how hot his female costar in the commercial is. Behold Butler saying various arrogant things and discussing how he is looking at himself in the mirror. It’s a masterwork! He’s always struck me as someone who needs a good scrubbing. Like that accent, though. [The Cut] Keep reading »

Kitty Likes To Ride His Pet Spider

To be clear, this isn’t just any cat riding a remote-controlled spider in a state of total glee. It’s a deaf cat, and his name is Kitty (because, the owner says, it can’t hear its name anyway). Either way, Kitty, who is technically a kitten, appears to love riding his pet spider. As for Cesar, the family’s Corgi dog, he could give a hoot. Or maybe, as their owner says, he “wants to protect the kitten from the evil spider toy.” [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Is “Teen Mom”‘s Amber Portwood Going To Star In A Porn Movie?

“Teen Mom” star Amber Portwood has been making headlines for all the wrong reasons lately. Most recently, she was arrested for domestic abuse, based on footage from the reality TV program that showed the young mother beating the crap out of her boyfriend, Gary Shirley. Now, rumor has it that she’s telling folks that Vivid Video is offering her half a million dollars to star in a porn movie. Vivid, which has put out most of the high-profile celebrity sex tapes of the last few years, has a long history of courting public spectacles for pornos. So what does Vivid say? “We can’t comment on any discussions that we may or may not be having with Amber.” We’re going to take that as a yes. [Hollywood Life] Keep reading »

Man Cuts Off Testicles!

Be warned, this tale isn’t for the faint of heart. A 22-year-old British man chopped off his testicles and tossed them in a park. Um, why, you ask? Well, this was his idea of a DIY sex change. Chesterfield Royal Hospital in Derbyshire reported: “A man in his early twenties presented himself at the hospital minus his testicles, which he had removed the previous day.” Apparently, the endeavor, the man stated, was less painful than he had expected. After attempting to de-male himself, he tossed his testes into Queens Park in Chesterfield, leading one local to state: “A few people have stopped walking their dogs in the park for fear of what they’ll dig up.” If you’re having a sex change, best to stick with the professionals. [The Sun] Keep reading »

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