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Gerard Butler Is A Manly Man Who Cares About His Skin


Actor Gerard Butler recently shot a commercial for L’Oreal skin care for men, and we now present to you the behind-the-scenes video. Watch as Butler, an actor, plays an actor. See Butler talk about how hot his female costar in the commercial is. Behold Butler saying various arrogant things and discussing how he is looking at himself in the mirror. It’s a masterwork! He’s always struck me as someone who needs a good scrubbing. Like that accent, though. [The Cut] Keep reading »

Kitty Likes To Ride His Pet Spider

To be clear, this isn’t just any cat riding a remote-controlled spider in a state of total glee. It’s a deaf cat, and his name is Kitty (because, the owner says, it can’t hear its name anyway). Either way, Kitty, who is technically a kitten, appears to love riding his pet spider. As for Cesar, the family’s Corgi dog, he could give a hoot. Or maybe, as their owner says, he “wants to protect the kitten from the evil spider toy.” [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Is “Teen Mom”‘s Amber Portwood Going To Star In A Porn Movie?

“Teen Mom” star Amber Portwood has been making headlines for all the wrong reasons lately. Most recently, she was arrested for domestic abuse, based on footage from the reality TV program that showed the young mother beating the crap out of her boyfriend, Gary Shirley. Now, rumor has it that she’s telling folks that Vivid Video is offering her half a million dollars to star in a porn movie. Vivid, which has put out most of the high-profile celebrity sex tapes of the last few years, has a long history of courting public spectacles for pornos. So what does Vivid say? “We can’t comment on any discussions that we may or may not be having with Amber.” We’re going to take that as a yes. [Hollywood Life] Keep reading »

Man Cuts Off Testicles!

Be warned, this tale isn’t for the faint of heart. A 22-year-old British man chopped off his testicles and tossed them in a park. Um, why, you ask? Well, this was his idea of a DIY sex change. Chesterfield Royal Hospital in Derbyshire reported: “A man in his early twenties presented himself at the hospital minus his testicles, which he had removed the previous day.” Apparently, the endeavor, the man stated, was less painful than he had expected. After attempting to de-male himself, he tossed his testes into Queens Park in Chesterfield, leading one local to state: “A few people have stopped walking their dogs in the park for fear of what they’ll dig up.” If you’re having a sex change, best to stick with the professionals. [The Sun] Keep reading »

Who Loves Who More In Your Relationship?

If you believe in romantic comedies, the ideal outcome of any romantic relationship is that both partners love each other equally. But is that always true in real life? Sure, it may be the case some of the time, but the fact of the matter is that relationships are often uneven or unequal when it comes to love. Especially at the start of a relationship, it’s not uncommon for one partner to be more enamored of the other. Maybe the guy is salivating after the girl like a hungry dog, while she could care less. Or we’ve all heard girlfriends whining about the guy they’re madly in love with — who never calls. I once saw a movie in which an older couple said the reason they never got divorced is because they never fell out of love at the same time. That’s an interesting twist — and suggests that love isn’t always a two-way street, but more like a freeway designed by a crackhead. You never know where it’s going to twist and turn. Is your relationship “equal” when it comes to love? Is it better to love the other person more or for the other person to love you more? Or is love too weird, complicated, and abstract to even be comprehended? Keep reading »

What Are Your New Year’s Resolutions?

I’m still contemplating my New Year’s resolutions. I could make a list and make it boring, the theme being fix all the stuff I could do better. You know, like save more, scrub the toilet with greater vigor, and practice yoga daily. Or I could focus on all the dreams I’d like to accomplish — finishing my novel, traveling to Thailand, winning the lottery. Some people keep it simple with one resolution, and some people think the whole idea of resolutions is ridiculous. So, are you coming up with resolutions for 2011? What are they? Share them in the comments. Keep reading »

Girls Gone Wild Founder Joe Francis’ Wife Of 2 Months Dumps Him

Prepared to be stunned, ladies? Girls Gone Wild founder and general sleazebag Joe Francis has been left by his wife of less than two months. I know! I didn’t see it coming either. Frankly, what I did find shocking was that any woman would marry him in the first place, but I guess there’s a green zebra for everyone. So, who would marry this jerk in the first place? That’d be Christina McLarty, an entertainment reporter for L.A.’s KCAL9. She went to NYU, is the niece of Bill Clinton’s former chief-of-staff Mark McLarty, and she’s from Arkansas. I guess we all make mistakes. Apparently, she was Francis’ girlfriend of four years. The two were married last month in a lavish wedding held at the groom’s Mexico estate. “I’m not sure if she is still driving the S500 Mercedes he let her use or if she still has her $500K engagement ring, but she definitely moved out of his Bel Air home,” a source told Radar. Well, I guess that explains some of it. Keep reading »

Patton Oswalt Channels Hugh Hefner’s Engagement

“Hope when I turn 60 I can think, quietly, ‘My wife is being born somewhere.’ #hefner”

– Actor and comedian Patton Oswalt weighs in on 84-year-old Hugh Hefner’s engagement to 24-year-old Playmate Crystal Harris. Shudder. [Twitter] Keep reading »

This Is Why He Dumped You?

Another day, another Tumblr. How long before it gets a book deal? Who knows. The latest entrant is the confession-themed That’s Why I Dumped You. Most of the time, when you dump someone or you get dumped, you don’t tell the truth about why it happened. “It’s not me, it’s you.” “This just isn’t working out.” “I don’t know.” In reality, there’s always an answer behind the BS, and That’s Why I Dumped You has them. Here, men and women can confess the real reasons why you got dumped. From “You were 47 with two 17 year old kids, and I was 28 living in a different state” to “Sex involves both of us moving,” the site offers interesting insight into relationships breakups. [That's Why I Dumped You] Keep reading »

All We Want For Christmas Is A Pair Of Baby Red Pandas

Look, after a year of bringing great content to you, our Dear Frisky Readers, we feel like, you know, we would like something in return. Is it too much to ask all of you to pool your money and buy us a pair of baby red pandas? We’re sure they’re not cheap, but we really want them. So make it happen! Kisses. [The Daily What] Keep reading »

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