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Who Are The Most Exposed Women Of The Decade?

Our buddies over at Asylum have rounded up “The Most Exposed Women of the Past Decade.” Their “pseudo-statistical ranking” used a three-pronged method to figure out which ladies had overexposed themselves more than the rest, including how many times they appeared on the cover of Esquire, how many lad mags deemed them hot, and how often their name was searched on the internet. So, who made the cut? Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Megan Fox, natch. But who was the most exposed woman of the last decade? Find out! Keep reading »

Looking Like You Just Had A Lobotomy Is The New Black

Ack! When it comes to weird stuff and fashion, my tolerance is high. But this layout from Russia’s Playing Fashion magazine? Downright freaaakyyyy. The models have their heads wrapped in gauze. Um, why? Because they just gave each other at-home lobotomies? Because they were in some sort of strange accident? Because wrapping your head in gauze is the new, new thing? I do not know the answer. The whole effect — bandages coupled with super-skinny bodies and gaunt, drawn faces — is just creepy. I need a Crystal Renn chaser, please. Check out another pic from the brain injury layout after the jump. Keep reading »

Fashion Trend Watch: Male Models With Boners

In “Work Hard Play Hard,” Vice magazine kicks off what is sure to be the latest in fashion layout trends: male models sporting erections. Sure, the tie is great. Absolutely, what guy wouldn’t want to own that suit? And nothing says, “I’m worth it,” like a well-fitted pair of slacks. But what makes the man is the inappropriate, fully-clothed boner, isn’t it? I’m sure you would agree. Honestly, I don’t know who came up with this concept, but I think it is patently hilarious. Here’s to hoping it takes off, and the pages of GQ and Esquire are filled with men whose penises point the way in their pants. [Vice] Keep reading »

Heidi Montag Does Yoga


Here’s the thing. I’m on Team Heidi. I like Heidi Montag. I’ve been watching her since the early days of “The Hills,” when she had a whole different face, she was Lauren’s BFF, and she was a newbie to the Hollywood scene. She was relatable — but she had a kind of cruel streak, like when she dumped her boyfriend for no reason other than she seemed to feel like it. This video? I don’t know. It’s just weird. I’ve done a lot yoga, but never have I done yoga like this. Heidi and her yoga instructor (?) strike a series of awkward poses, and Heidi evidences everything you’re not supposed to do in yoga. She seems more worried one of her implants is about to burst than getting into the yoga mindset. I always wonder what the deal is with stuff like this and her. You have to imagine that perhaps it’s Spencer behind the camera, shooting the weird-doll woman that (I suspect) he has pressured Heidi to turn herself into. In any case, it’s just sad. Right? [The Superficial] Keep reading »

Frisky Q&A: Dating Blogger Maura Kelly Dishes On Her Year Of Living Flirtatiously

Maura Kelly has a unique job — she blogs about her dating life for Marie Claire. Her column, “A Year of Living Flirtatiously,” is a frank, humorous, self-deprecating account of her travails on the front lines of dating. The project started when Kelly realized that if she approached finding a man with as much zeal as she approached finding a job, she might find the man of her dreams. So far, no such luck, but here she shares with The Frisky her best dating advice, the weirdest date she’s been on thus far, and why what men really want is to be treated like a woman. Keep reading »

New Alexander McQueen Ads Feature Snakes On A Model

Gah! It’s the new ad campaign for Alexander McQueen‘s spring/summer 2010 collection. Starring Raquel Zimmermann and shot by Nick Knight, the image joins the models-lying-down trend with a nod (as our style editor Erin points out) to Richard Avedon’s infamous portrait of Natassja Kinski. Check out a bigger (rotated) version after the jump for a close-up. Keep reading »

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