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The Top 10 Wackiest Stripper Shoes

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Bond Girl with Bullets and Gun Heel
Ah, stripper shoes. So many to choose from. So many laps upon which to dance. Non-exotic dancers wear such boring heels, really, if you think about it. Dancing girls? They take stilettos to a whole new level. Take, for example, this pair, outfitted with a gun for a heel and extra bullets, just in case a customer gets too randy. Check out the rest of the craziest stripper shoes we’ve ever seen in our pole-dancing spectacular slide show.

Lara Stone Goes Pink For Versace

Frisky fave Lara Stone is the star of a new commercial from Versace for their Versus fragrance, and we love it! Not only does it provide further evidence of the raging gap-toothed girl trend, but the spaz-tastic video by fashion photographer Craig McDean also totally makes us want to go to a disco. And writhe around on the floor. Does it make us want to buy Versus? Hmm. Maybe. Maybe not so much. [Fashion Gone Rogue] Keep reading »

10 Unique Valentine’s Day Gifts

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Heart Pasties

[Agent Provocateur, $65]

Ah, Valentine’s Day. So much importance. So many clichés. Tired of doling out and getting the same boring gifts on that special day? Want to make this V-Day a little more unique? Here are a few unusual gifts ideas that are sure to make your Valentine feel more extraordinary than ordinary.

How To Fall Out Of A Plane And Not Die

I’m not a huge fan of flying. I’m better about it than I used to be, but, you know what? Sailing 30,000-plus feet over the ground in a flying sardine can driven by forces I do not have the intellectual capacity to understand is not what I would refer to as “soothing.” More like “terrifying.” Sometimes, I wonder, mid-flight, what I would do if the plane suddenly exploded. And I was still alive. And I’m sailing down to earth trapped in my seat. You know, like, waiting to crash. What would I think? What would I do? Then, I try and think about something else. But fear no more! Thankfully, Popular Mechanics has taken the time to explain to you how to fall 35,000 feet through the sky — and survive. Keep reading »

Meet Chii, The Smiling Shiba Inu

I don’t have a dog, but I’ve been around people who do, and sometimes they point at their dog, and they’re all, like, “Ha-ha! It looks like he/she is smiling!” and then I look at their dog, and, you know, it doesn’t. But not so with Chii, a Shiba Inu in Japan who smiles like there’s no tomorrow when she’s happy, i.e. when her owner threatens to take her out for a walk. She only smiles for him. So very cute, Chii! I think they need to breed Chii, and then set her up with her very own puppy cam, so we can see what an entire litter of smiling Shiba Inu puppies looks like. Now, if only I could teach a cat to do that. [Urlesque] Keep reading »

To Gap-Tooth Or Not To Gap-Tooth?

We’ve written about gap-toothed women here before. These days, it seems like they’re everywhere. From Lauren Hutton and Madonna to Anna Paquin and Lara Stone, more and more women are rocking the gap-toothed look. Now, it’s apparently a bonafide trend. It used to be that dentists received regular requests from gap-toothed patients to fill in the space between their two front teeth. Today, dentists report that ladies are letting their gaps stay. Tired of that whole “Chicklet teeth”-look that veneers can result in, patients are opting for a more natural look. “The first thing many of my patients tell me now is ‘I don’t want to look forced,’” reports Dr. Irwin Smigel. Some patients who got their gaps removed are actually returning to the dental chair to get the space reinstated. “Some very famous people have asked me for a gap between their teeth,” Smigel reveals. “They were born with gaps between their teeth, and they don’t want to change their look completely.” Good thing to know my gap is “in” again. [StyleList] Keep reading »

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