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How To Get Your Stocking Stuffed On Christmas

Holiday Party Hookups
There are lots of good reasons NOT to hookup at the holiday party. Read More »
Single For The Holidays?
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Santa Sex
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Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings. So it’s your civic duty to get someone to ring your bell on Christmas! Hooking up on the holiday is one part finesse, one part alcohol, and one part restraining yourself from stuffing your face. But it is possible to make babies on Jesus’ B-Day, no matter your religion. Here’s how you can be naughty on Christmas Eve and Day …

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Turns Out Boxers Love Briefs

Dolce & Gabbana is supporting more just than these boxers’ junk. They’re actually the corporate sponsors of The Milan Thunder boxing team. Hence, these hot babes are weighing in wearing nothin’ but D&G. And man do boxers fill out a pair of briefs. Oh Dolce! Oh Gabbana! More sexy underwear pics after the jump… Keep reading »

Simcha’s Favorite Things Of 2010

The blog Your It List has asked a bunch of cool tastemaker types to reveal their favorite things of 2010. They didn’t ask us for ours, but we’re going to share ‘em anyway. You’ve read Julie’s, Amelia’s, Joanne’s and Kate’s. Now here’s Simcha’s … Keep reading »

The Top 10 Sexiest Ads Of 2010

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2010 was a sexy year, especially if you’ve peeped all the ads—like this one for the Diesel Spring/Summer collection. Man, if those designers could figure out how to bottle “bending over a sofa,” they’d be even more successful! But Diesel is hardly the only brand to figure out the boobs + booty = happy customers formula. Check out the top 10 steamiest ads that caught our attention this year.

Album Drop: This Week’s New Releases, From Jamie Foxx To Keyshia Cole

Need some last-minute Christmas ideas? Well, here are some gifts that just hit the shelves, so they’re not busted and picked-over like the rest of the crap. Yay! Keri Hilson’s starting a girls’ club. Jamie Foxx is having the best night of his life. Keyshia Cole has got a lot of heart. And Ghostface Killah has got his own Apollo mission. So, let’s get into the groove, after the jump. Keep reading »

19 Half-Naked Hunks Who Heart Christmas & Taking Off Their Shirts

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I was going to ask Santa for world peace. But then I decided to go with wishing for more guys to wear less clothes. And amazingly enough, my Christmas wish has already been granted thanks to the internet! Santa really is magical. So girl, you can turn off that rickety space heater you got goin’ on, ’cause it’s about to get hot in here thanks to some celeb hotties who heart Santa as much as they heart taking off their shirts!

The 9 Craziest Sex Headlines Of 2010

In 2009, there were a lot of random and hilarious sex accidents. But pfft, that was nuthin’! As it turns out, in 2010, people didn’t get less freaky deaky. In fact, the headlines got even more out of control. So, if you thought you had a whack year, keep reading … Keep reading »

Hot Celebs With Hot Beatz For Peace

This vid contains the most peeps over 50 ever seen in a rap video. And it’s all for a really important cause — and I’m not talking about getting badonkadonks to bounce. With Sudan on the brink of a new civil war, and the threat of genocide looming, George Clooney, Virgin visionary Richard Branson, new mom Alicia Keys, Peter Gabriel, U.N Secretary General and Nobel Laureate Kofi Annan, and President Jimmy Carter all got together to play back-up singers for Sudanese musician Emmanual Jai’s “We Want Peace” music video. Respect! Don’t miss the chance to use your dirrrty dancefloor bump n’ grind for good! Keep reading »

What She Really Wants For Christmas Is Kinky


From The Wetspots, the Canadian swingers/comedic singing duo who have brought you hit singles like “Do You Take It (In The Ass)” and “(Sometimes I Just Want To F**k) Somebody Else,” now comes a new holiday classic: “Just Fist Me This Christmas.” It really is a recession-friendly present, especially since most of us are already takin’ it up the butt from The Man. So, this year, why not make it XXXmas? Keep reading »

A Real Guilty Pleasure: Hot Guys On “Judge Judy”

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Now daytime justice has served up a new verdict: sexy as charged! Just when I thought courtroom dramas couldn’t get any juicier, a new Tumblr has me wanting to whip out my handcuffs for the “Hot Guys On Judge Judy.” Above is a lil preview of the bang-a-licious hunks that can even make legal mumbo jumbo sound like dirty talk. Oh, bad, bad, bad, bad boys, you make me feel so good. [WOW Report] Keep reading »

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