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What Would You Do If You Found Out Your Grams Was A Call Girl?

Katie Waissel, a contestant on the British TV hit “X Factor,” just found out that her 81-year-old grandmother, Sheila Vogel, works as a paid escort for a mature courtesan agency…

Simcha | November 23, 2010 - 12:20 pm

Bizarro Snooki Is A Polish Politician

Forget power suits and pearls. If you’re running for political office in Poland, you have to look like Snooki. Well, that’s Eastern European pop star Sara May’s strategy for getting…

Simcha | November 22, 2010 - 6:50 pm

15 Celebs Hitting The Big O Face

Simcha | November 22, 2010 - 12:30 pm

Move Over Girlies, Boys Are Taking Over The Pageant Scene

There’s some new pageant competition in town: boys! Over the past five years, the number of tap-dancin’, lip-gloss wearin’, catwalk-workin’ lil’ dudes has doubled. Nearly 10 percent of beauty…

Simcha | November 19, 2010 - 3:10 pm

Girl Beetles Are Thirsty For Love

Thirsty? Maybe you should go boink. Well, you should if you’re a lady and also a beetle. For female beetles, sex is like a big jug of Vitamin Water because…

Simcha | November 19, 2010 - 2:10 pm

Finally, A Blanket As Soft As A ‘Gina

If you thought #3 on yesterday’s list of “Signs You Ain’t Nothin’ But A Hoochie Mama” made you cringe, wait till you hear the name of this new line of…

Simcha | November 19, 2010 - 1:40 pm

The High School Hottie That Would Become The Sexiest Man Alive 2010

Here he is, Mr. Sexiest Man Alive 2010, Ryan Reynolds! Yeah, he’s been trying to claim he looked like a girl until he was 21, but this is proof he…

Simcha | November 19, 2010 - 1:20 pm

18 Signs You Ain’t Nothin’ But A Player

Yesterday, I broke down the “Signs You Ain’t Nothin’ But A Hoochie Mama.” But in the interest of gender equality, I’m gonna bust man-whores too. So, dudes, you might be…

Simcha | November 19, 2010 - 1:00 pm

Multi-Tasking Cat Hiccups And Farts With Adorable Efficiency

This is the best 13 seconds I’ve ever spent, in my whole entire life! The look on his lil face reminds me of Britney’s “Oops, I Did It Again.”

Simcha | November 18, 2010 - 8:45 pm

Beyonce Ad Is Banned In The U.K.

Beyonce’s new perfume “Heat” is actually getting some serious heat from the British Advertising Standards Authority. Apparently, the commercial inspired 14 viewers to send in mail basically sayin’, “Mah…

Simcha | November 18, 2010 - 7:45 pm

17 Signs You Ain’t Nothin’ But A Hoochie Mama

A couple weeks ago, I told you about the scientifically developed hand test to see if your ancestors were sluts. But what about you? Remember Jeff Foxworthy’s charming “You Might…

Simcha | November 18, 2010 - 3:30 pm

Totally ’80s Zombies Workout

Are your zombies flabby, out of shape, and stuck in ’80s fashions? Well, whip those undead Freds into shape with this zombie workout! Side note: Man, I miss my…

Simcha | November 17, 2010 - 6:20 pm

“RuPaul’s Drag Race” Season 3 Is So Sparkly You’re Gonna Have To Watch With Sunglasses

Have you been trying to buy sequins, but every store is out? Well, girl, it’s probably because “RuPaul’s Drag Race” is finally taping Season 3! And judging by their…

Simcha | November 17, 2010 - 1:10 pm

28 Ways To Stop Yourself From Having A Cheap One-Night Stand

I’ve read so much advice about not just hopping into bed with men—about how you should make yourself as exclusive as a luxury brand, and how holding out makes him…

Simcha | November 17, 2010 - 1:00 pm

Album Drop: This Week’s New Releases, From The Boss To Rihanna

It’s new tunes Tuesday. This week, we’ve got some baby makin’ muzack. Nelly is making things hot in herrrre. Rihanna likes to get loud. Freddie Jackson croons. Then, Norah Jones…

Simcha | November 16, 2010 - 9:30 pm

Silly Bandz Get Sex-ified

Silly grownups, Silly Bandz are for kidz! Well, they were until some perverts decided to get in on the trend. First there were Sexy Bands, now there are “Wear…

Simcha | November 15, 2010 - 4:20 pm

10 Things Women Do With Their Boobs That Drive Men Crazy

Boobs, what are they good for? Absolutely everything! So, don’t let your ta-tas be all lazy, lyin’ around on your chest. Put ‘em to work for you! Whether your boobies…

Simcha | November 15, 2010 - 2:30 pm

6 Sexy Foreign Celebs Turned Models

Simcha | November 15, 2010 - 1:30 pm

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