Profile for Simcha
There’s only one thing that can ruin a decadent holiday meal for me: when I am stuck sitting across from someone with bad table manners. I’ll do anything to ensure I’m nowhere near that certain someone who doesn’t shut her mouth when she chews (I’ve literally seen food fall back out) and burps. And this is when we’re out at a Chinese restaurant. WHY?! Am I being punished for being a Jew who loves pork spare ribs? Well, hopefully you survived the holidays unscathed. [Schlooby Kitten] Keep reading »
Being single around the holidays can get you extra seasonally depressed. Everywhere I go, I see couples choosing knickknacks together, making out in front of store windows, and drunkenly leaving parties early so they can go off and do it. Barf! Just kidding, it’s totally cute. I’ve been there and I’ve had a great time getting showered with expensive gifts from boyfriends! But something tells me I’m going to like being footloose and fancy-free this winter. After all, there are plenty of reasons to be happy that I didn’t stick with someone who wasn’t right for me just so I could cash in on a present … well, besides the fact that I’d have to shell out for a gift for him too. After the jump, what I’ve discovered about the grass being greener on the single side of the season …
Nirvana wasn’t grunge-style disaffected when RuPaul was around. Heck, she even got them to sing “We Wish You A Merry Christmas” together! Aw, weren’t the ’90s precious?
Keep reading »