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Is This Super Cute Love Song For You?

One talented boyfriend, in a long-distance relationship with his honey, got a couple of his friends together to make a music video love letter for his girlfriend. The catch is, he’s not posting the YouTube link to her Facebook, or emailing her, or even telling her it’s out there in the webiverse. He just…

Simcha / December 1, 2010

Album Drop: This Week’s New Releases, From Soulja Boy To The Black Eyed Peas

This week is mostly about hip-hop and R&B. Yep, a lot of the new releases want to sex you up. Thanks to the new Black Eyed Peas dance floor jams, you’ll want to dry hump strangers; Slim Thug wants to do you right; Flo Rida is a one-note lovah; Soulja Boy is shakin’ it u…

Simcha / November 30, 2010

All Matt Damon Wants For Christmas Is …

Matt Damon is as hot as he is concerned about cleaning drinking water. What a babe! So, to help his charity raise funds around the holidays, he made this adorbs ad showing off his crappy Christmas presents from years past. (Warning: If you are a Snuggie fetishist, this is sweet, sweet porn.) Anyway, instead…

Simcha / November 30, 2010

Nice Gams, Robert Downey Jr.!

Move over Zack Galifianakis, there’s a new bikini-clad beauty in town! “Vintage pinups are the pinnacle of art. Robert Downey Jr. is the pinnacle of sexy. It’s not rocket science,” says the internet meme genius/photoshop whiz who made this pic possible. Oh RDJ, we love it when you play coy! For more pics of Downey…

Simcha / November 30, 2010

Meet The Future Mr. Simcha

Four pizza men have broken my heart. Because of that, I had sworn off the entire genre of dude. But this Thanksgiving, I had one more thing to be grateful for. After seeing the United States Pizza Team tossing dough down the Thanksgiving Day parade route, my heart turned saucy. I don’t care if…

Simcha / November 29, 2010

Ballsy Cross-Stitch

Now, wouldn’t this be the perfect DIY Christmas pressie for Cisco Adler? But apparently, “low hanging fruit” isn’t about testicles; it is actually a marketing term … weird. [Blergisphere]…

Simcha / November 29, 2010

Nicki Minaj Is A Total Badass

Last Tuesday, the baddest lady rapper in the biz, Nicki Minaj, dropped her new record. And Pink Friday has three of my favorite things: pink, Fridays, and sick rhymes. But behind those fabulous rhinestone accessories beats the heart of the best thing to happen to rap since Jay-Z came out of retirement. Yeah, I…

Simcha / November 29, 2010

Snookin’ For Love?

Want Snooki to taste the pickle in your pants? Well, if you can’t stand house music long enough to hit on her at da club, now you can just stick it in this even more plastic version of the guidette. As the box promises, for $19.99, “She’s the whore from the Jersey Shore who alway…

Simcha / November 29, 2010

Move Over House, Dr. Love Does Butt Tricks!

Are you sick? Well, perhaps Dr. Love can make you feel better … or even more uncomfortable as the case may be. [Everything Is Terrible]…

Simcha / November 29, 2010

Comic Strip Says: “Take Off Your Shirt!”

Aw, dudes can be so friggin’ cute sometimes! The post-Thanksgiving fatties are making everyone a lil’ insecure. But really, men of the world, if we’re back at your place and we’re making out, we want to see you with your shirt off. Make it happen! Check out more awesomely hilarious cartoon dude perspectives on dating…

Simcha / November 27, 2010

Not Ya Mama’s Christmas Ornament

This holiday weekend, we’ll be getting our Christmas tree up. Yay! But gurl, just because we like some traditions, doesn’t mean we want our 5-foot fir looking like everyone else’s. So, this year, we’re skipping bland plastic balls and grabbing a bunch of bad ass handmade ceramic ornaments by Edwards Pottery AKA Etsy seller HeartherLEdwards123.

Simcha / November 26, 2010

Thanksgiving Food Porn: That’s One Saucy Cranberry

You got a sweet can. Make it bounce!

Simcha / November 25, 2010

Thanksgiving Dance Break Brought To You By Chris Willis

Need to work up an appetite for Turkey Day dinner? Well, turn up the volume girl on this hawt track, “Louder” by Chris Willis, and get down!

Simcha / November 25, 2010

Happy Birthday, Miley: Hustler Got You A XXX Spoof!

Sure, there have been a lot of pop-culture porn spoofs recently, but you know Hustler knows how to do it! Much like their “Nailin’ Paylin” spoof, it looks like they rib the newly legal star perfectly, though we certainly feel ickier about this one, considering her age. Still, in real life, Miley “Can’t Be…

Simcha / November 24, 2010

Album Drop: This Week’s New Releases, From Kanye West To Nicki Minaj

This pre-T-day Tuesday, there’s a whole lot to be thankful for. Not one friggin’ turkey in the bounty that is this week’s new music releases. Sweet potato pie! Basically, Kanye West’s album is beautiful, dark, twisted, rad-onkulous awesomeness, if you listen to the critics; Nicki Minaj’s debut record is the motha-frickin’ lady-rappin’ hawtness; My Chemical…

Simcha / November 23, 2010

The 20 Weirdest Things Guys Have Said To Us In Bed

Sexy times get personal, sometimes a little too personal, especially if you ask Frisky staffers: “What is the weirdest thing you’ve ever heard in bed?” So sit back, relax, and imagine what it would be like if someone whispered one of these not-so-sweet nothings in your ear.

Simcha / November 23, 2010

Chicago Wedding Dress Crisis Averted Thanks To Twitter

The best part about being a bride is getting to strut around in the prettiest, priciest, most ridonkulously drop-dead gorgeous white dress in the universe! Oh yeah, and that whole life partner thing is cool, too. But seriously, the wedding dress is probs the one thing making me want to get married. After watching “Say

Simcha / November 23, 2010

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