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Facebook, The Song


Yes, Facebook is one of the internet’s best time sucks. But obviously this chick hasn’t heard of The Frisky! I think we need to inspire Lynnea Malley’s next hot track… [The Daily What] Keep reading »

Nerd Girl Porn: Retro Hotties

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I cannot resist a man in thick-rimmed glasses and a fedora— which is precisely why I am so frickin’ excited to see the new Broadway show “Million Dollar Quartet,” based on the Sun Record Studios collab between Elvis, Carl Perkins, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Johnny Cash. Yes, those hotties are going to rock my town night after night! Like this stud above, Lee Rocker. You might recognize him from the rad rockabilly band The Stray Cats. He’ll be playing Carl Perkins’ bassist bro, Jay Perkins. He joins the cast January 21st, and I’ll be there because, clearly, his sexy addition is worth the price of admission! So, if you’re like me — a sucker for cats with slick-backed hair, tailored suits, and bad rock ‘n’ roll attitudes — then keep on clickin’ through this slideshow of retro hunks who make me wanna party like it’s 1959…

10 Signs She’s Just Not That Into You

Guys can be just as clueless as women when it comes to reading the signs, especially since women have their own set of subtle brush-off techniques. After countless boring dates and awkward interactions, we’ve decided to let you studs in on our secrets. We’ve cut through the BS and compiled the signs that she’s just not that into you. Keep reading »

Maroon 5 Singer Has Got Balls

Adam Levine, frontman for the band you are most likely to hear at the drugstore, is baring it all in the upcoming issue of Cosmopolitan. But unlike most celebs, he’s doing it for a good cause — to raise awareness about testicular cancer. Wait, a man sack cancer PSA in lady mag Cosmo? Well, whatever it takes to get this dude naked is fine by us! Who knew a dude that sings like a cherub could be ripped like a Ninja Turtle? Check out one more H-O-T (and NSFWish) pic after the jump! [via Dlisted] Keep reading »

The Push-Up Bra For Dudes

Want your peen to look two inches bigger? No, this is not spam from a third world pyramid scheme promising to enlarge your manhood. Designer and reality TV show whore Andrew Christian has invented underpants with a padded cup bulge built into each pair. And it’s surprisingly life-like and, get this, uncircumcised! Basically, the Shock Jock Flirt Brief is like a wonderbra for johnsons. How do you like it when the tables are turned on you, ladies? [Refinery 29] Keep reading »

23 Weapons Every Sexy Man Needs In His Arsenal

Earlier this week, I broke down the “23 Weapons Every Sexy Woman Needs In Her Arsenal.” But how could I ignore you, my beloved, Frisky gentlemen? I’m sure you’ve got this lovin’-the-ladies thing down. Obviously, you’re reading this site! But because you hotties asked (thanks @Maegara), here’s the formula for what women find irresistible in a man. Keep reading »

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