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Attention, Ladies! This Is What A Macho, Macho Man Looks Like


One man, four puppets make for a sweet sporting event half-time show. Yes, dude has the balls to cover the Village People with dummies, shave his legs, and strut around athletes. Why didn’t I think of this?! Oh, because I wanna be a “Macho, Macho Man,” and this guy clearly has that look on lockdown. [OMG Blog] Keep reading »

Who’d You Kiss On New Year’s Eve, Hot Stuff?

One New Year’s Eve, back in college, I literally had to duck to avoid the kid who lived down the hall (who looked like Jesus and smelled like he hadn’t bathed since then) from drunkenly planting a kiss on me at midnight. He had been dancing with his pet snake for hours before he tried to slither into my personal space. Shudder. Granted, no one else was trying to get freaky with me, but I was happy kissing my vodka soda when the ball dropped. Keep reading »

How To Pop Your Cork On New Year’s Eve

Getting laid on New Year’s Eve is like shooting fish in a barrel … a barrel full of alcohol. So, if you want to put the lick in liquor this New Year’s Eve, here are our tips for getting frisky … Keep reading »

Charlie Williams Will Have You Saying “Bieber, Who?”

Ladies, prepare to have your heart melted. There’s a new teen crooner in Tinseltown, Charlie Williams, and he sings as pretty as he looks. Plus, he can play drums, beat box, and is about to get his pilot’s license. Clearly, this 16-year-old dude doesn’t need a swagger coach—he’s got the awesome thing down. If you wanna lose yourself in a moment, check out his cover of Bette Midler’s “The Rose,” after the jump. It’ll be on his sophomore record, Dreams Come True, which is due out on Valentine’s Day. Aw! Keep reading »

More Bang For Your Buck

This slogan is more effective than even the ol’ right hand. Hand sanitizer really is the perfect addition to any masturbation station. But be careful you don’t get this squirt bottle confused with your lube! [CVXN] Keep reading »

Everything You Want To Know About The Economy In 2011

With the slippery slope that’s been the economy, we all want to know how to avoid getting our businesses buried in an avalanche. Lucky for us, JWT Intelligence has broken down the big picture of 2011 commerce trends into an amazingly cool cartoon. Wow, who knew economics could be so entertaining? Keep reading »

What Makes A Woman Girlfriend Material, According To Men

When it comes to getting a man to settle down with you, we’ve all heard advice like “hold out on sex” or “be unavailable.” But if that worked, nuns, Olympic athletes, and frigid work-a-holics would be like dude catnip. So, clearly, we need to go straight to the source to find out what makes a man wanna call you his girl. We asked a bunch of guys this: “What makes a gal girlfriend material?” Turns out, it isn’t a big ol’ juicy bandokandok. Their real answers might surprise you … Keep reading »

Oh, The Things You Can Buy At The Dollar Store

Recently, while perusing the dollar store with a wad of ones burning a hole in my pocket, my friend Matt found this bath thing. Uh, what exactly is a “New Century Sanitarian Thing”? Dollar store, you so craaaaazy! Keep reading »

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Condom Cell Phone Charms Are Even Dirtier Than Sexting

In Nanning, China, teens and condoms go together, well, like teens and cell phones. Apparently it’s all the rage for kids to sport cell phones with prophylactic charms. Safety first! The condom accoutrement come in a variety of colors decorated with zodiac, cartoon characters, or cool designs. While it’s great that the message to use a love glove is getting out there, we’re not sure they should actually be using these since condoms are so easily punctured. So, peeps, be sure to use a freshie! [Trendhunter] Keep reading »

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