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Style

Gather round, girls, let me tell you a story. Before the late-’70s, when Aunt Flo came to visit, women would have to wear contraptions called sanitary belts. They were diaper-like and came all the way up to an elastic waistband. Oh, the horror! Needless to say, when adhesive-back pads and tampons came around, no one… READ MORE »


Entertainment

As y’all know, I’m obsessed with the eleganza and extravaganza that is “RuPaul’s Drag Race.” But behind all those rhinestones there is even more eye-catching hotness: the Drag Race Pit Crew. Those bikini bottom-clad boy wonders have amazing bods and, as it turns out, mad sexy dance moves. RuPaul knows how to pick ‘em! In… READ MORE »


Entertainment

One man, four puppets make for a sweet sporting event half-time show. Yes, dude has the balls to cover the Village People with dummies, shave his legs, and strut around athletes. Why didn’t I think of this?! Oh, because I wanna be a “Macho, Macho Man,” and this guy clearly has that look on… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

One New Year’s Eve, back in college, I literally had to duck to avoid the kid who lived down the hall (who looked like Jesus and smelled like he hadn’t bathed since then) from drunkenly planting a kiss on me at midnight. He had been dancing with his pet snake for hours before he tried… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Getting laid on New Year’s Eve is like shooting fish in a barrel … a barrel full of alcohol. So, if you want to put the lick in liquor this New Year’s Eve, here are our tips for getting frisky … … READ MORE »


Entertainment

Ladies, prepare to have your heart melted. There’s a new teen crooner in Tinseltown, Charlie Williams, and he sings as pretty as he looks. Plus, he can play drums, beat box, and is about to get his pilot’s license. Clearly, this 16-year-old dude doesn’t need a swagger coach—he’s got the awesome thing down. If you… READ MORE »


News

This slogan is more effective than even the ol’ right hand. Hand sanitizer really is the perfect addition to any masturbation station. But be careful you don’t get this squirt bottle confused with your lube! [CVXN] … READ MORE »


News

With the slippery slope that’s been the economy, we all want to know how to avoid getting our businesses buried in an avalanche. Lucky for us, JWT Intelligence has broken down the big picture of 2011 commerce trends into an amazingly cool cartoon. Wow, who knew economics could be so entertaining? … READ MORE »


Guys

When it comes to getting a man to settle down with you, we’ve all heard advice like “hold out on sex” or “be unavailable.” But if that worked, nuns, Olympic athletes, and frigid work-a-holics would be like dude catnip. So, clearly, we need to go straight to the source to find out what makes a… READ MORE »


News

Recently, while perusing the dollar store with a wad of ones burning a hole in my pocket, my friend Matt found this bath thing. Uh, what exactly is a “New Century Sanitarian Thing”? Dollar store, you so craaaaazy! … READ MORE »



Love & Sex

In Nanning, China, teens and condoms go together, well, like teens and cell phones. Apparently it’s all the rage for kids to sport cell phones with prophylactic charms. Safety first! The condom accoutrement come in a variety of colors decorated with zodiac, cartoon characters, or cool designs. While it’s great that the message to use… READ MORE »



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