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From One D**khead To Another

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has been accused of a whole lot of messy things involving his penis. For shame! But regular dudes can prevent their sex accidents with condoms — specifically, if you have a sense of humor, with this satirical condom line called Dickileaks. Ha! [Trend Hunter]…

Simcha / December 20, 2010

RuPaul Brings Her Muff Out For Christmas

Nobody turns out a beloved Christmas track quite like Ru! Here she is, back in the ’90s, glamming up “Little Drummer Boy.” Love the white gown and matching fur muff. Wait, what did you think I was talking about in the headline? Work it, girl!

Simcha / December 19, 2010

2011 Is Going To Be A Tasty Year Thanks To Pizza Calendar

We’ve told you about all half-naked dudes and hot chicks in 2011 calendars. But now, there’s a calendar that’ll make everybody drool: “Pizza Is For Everyone!” That’s right, hot stuff, it’s 365 days of of the tastiest slices. Saucy!

Simcha / December 18, 2010

The Frisky’s Sexy Rating Chart

Rating peeps’ sexual attractiveness has always been a fun sport. But what do those numbers, 1 to 10, really mean? Was your score last night the sexual equivalent of a turkey sandwich? Find out with The Frisky’s handy-dandy infographic …

Simcha / December 17, 2010

The Alphabet Gets Sexed Up

One of the owners of my favorite bar, Lit Lounge, was also the toast of Art Basel in Miami this year! Erik Foss’ “Word” has managed to turn the most rudimentary skill, listing the alphabet, into the most breathtakingly sexy 26 frames. Man, I’m a writer and I didn’t even realize letters could be so…

Simcha / December 17, 2010

11 Christmas Presents That Will Get Dudes Laid

Confused about what to get for the special lady in your life? Well, guys, after I warned you about the 19 Christmas presents that won’t get you laid, I felt it was only fair to tell you which ones will. If you wanna heat things up in the bedroom this winter, here are some present…

Simcha / December 16, 2010

Whitney Port Spreads, Err, Does A Spread For Maxim

Whitney Port, the reality show star-turned-clothing-designer, isn’t actually wearing clothes in her photos for the January issue of Maxim.

Simcha / December 16, 2010

Christian Bale Sings “The Powerpuff Girls” Theme Song

You probs know him as “Batman,” but his favorite crime fighters are lil ladies. Namely, Christian Bale hearts “The Powerpuff Girls.” So do we! Sigh, that’s just one more thing we have in common, hot stuff. Anyway, here he is demonstrating why he is a good contender for dad of the year, singing the…

Simcha / December 15, 2010

18 Signs You’re Ready To Stop Being Single

Wasn’t it fun sluttin’ around? If you just agreed with that statement, in the past tense, well, girl, you just might need to read this list. Because you know you’re ready to settle down when …

Simcha / December 15, 2010

Album Drop: This Week’s New Releases, From Ciara To Michael Jackson

This week, it’s time to snuggle up around the fire with some sweet R&B! And there are a whole lot of tunes that’ll warm you up. Ciara’s using her basic instinct. R. Kelly is going retro. P. Diddy joins a musical menage and is now Diddy-Dirty Money. Ryan Adams does a double disc hipster rock…

Simcha / December 14, 2010

Facebook Friend, With Benefits

Is this just another way Facebook is trying to pander to my interests? Or, do the same Disney animators who are responsible for all those secret sex thangs now work at Facebook? Either way: score! [The Daily What]…

Simcha / December 13, 2010

Sgt. Bea Arthur, Reporting For Duty!

Before she kept “The Golden Girls” in line, Bea Arthur was fo reals a staff sergeant! Although she vehemently denied ever serving in the military(WTF?!), the truth has come out posthumously. Turns out, during WWII, when the military began to accept female reserves in 1943, Bea was one of the first to enlist. U.S.A! U.S.A.!

Simcha / December 13, 2010

8 Celebrity Scrooges

Simcha / December 13, 2010

Don’t Mess With Bill Compton

While I think we’d all love to be Bill’s bitch, there’s a perfectly good explanation for these tees.“True Blood” studs Stephen Moyer and Alexander Skarsgard just competed against each other in the Battle Of The Fangs, a fundraiser for Gulf Aid and SOS Children’s Villages. Together they raised $70K, yay! But Team Bill edged out…

Simcha / December 10, 2010

Awesome Present Alert: Girl Power Posters

Artist Amanda Vissel has designed the perfect posters to empower your little grrl! They feature awesome drawings and slogans that show you’ve got to believe in yourself. Or, as the artist states in her mission, “In a world where girls grow up feeling like their value is how they look these are meant to be…

Simcha / December 9, 2010

Gisele Is The New Captain Planet

UN Goodwill Ambassador, mom, and model…

Simcha / December 8, 2010

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