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From One D**khead To Another

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has been accused of a whole lot of messy things involving his penis. For shame! But regular dudes can prevent their sex accidents with condoms –…

Simcha | December 20, 2010 - 3:50 pm

RuPaul Brings Her Muff Out For Christmas

Nobody turns out a beloved Christmas track quite like Ru! Here she is, back in the ’90s, glamming up “Little Drummer Boy.” Love the white gown and matching fur muff.

Simcha | December 19, 2010 - 12:00 pm

2011 Is Going To Be A Tasty Year Thanks To Pizza Calendar

We’ve told you about all half-naked dudes and hot chicks in 2011 calendars. But now, there’s a calendar that’ll make everybody drool: “Pizza Is For Everyone!” That’s right, hot stuff,…

Simcha | December 18, 2010 - 8:00 pm

The Frisky’s Sexy Rating Chart

Rating peeps’ sexual attractiveness has always been a fun sport. But what do those numbers, 1 to 10, really mean? Was your score last night the sexual equivalent of a…

Simcha | December 17, 2010 - 4:30 pm

The Alphabet Gets Sexed Up

One of the owners of my favorite bar, Lit Lounge, was also the toast of Art Basel in Miami this year! Erik Foss’ “Word” has managed to turn the most…

Simcha | December 17, 2010 - 12:15 pm

11 Christmas Presents That Will Get Dudes Laid

Confused about what to get for the special lady in your life? Well, guys, after I warned you about the 19 Christmas presents that won’t get you laid, I felt…

Simcha | December 16, 2010 - 3:30 pm

Whitney Port Spreads, Err, Does A Spread For Maxim

Whitney Port, the reality show star-turned-clothing-designer, isn’t actually wearing clothes in her photos for the January issue of Maxim.

Simcha | December 16, 2010 - 1:40 pm

Christian Bale Sings “The Powerpuff Girls” Theme Song

You probs know him as “Batman,” but his favorite crime fighters are lil ladies. Namely, Christian Bale hearts “The Powerpuff Girls.” So do we! Sigh, that’s just one more…

Simcha | December 15, 2010 - 8:15 pm

18 Signs You’re Ready To Stop Being Single

Wasn’t it fun sluttin’ around? If you just agreed with that statement, in the past tense, well, girl, you just might need to read this list. Because you know you’re…

Simcha | December 15, 2010 - 6:30 pm

11 Celeb Ladies Showing Off Their DSL

Simcha | December 15, 2010 - 3:29 pm

Album Drop: This Week’s New Releases, From Ciara To Michael Jackson

This week, it’s time to snuggle up around the fire with some sweet R&B! And there are a whole lot of tunes that’ll warm you up. Ciara’s using her basic…

Simcha | December 14, 2010 - 7:45 pm

Facebook Friend, With Benefits

Is this just another way Facebook is trying to pander to my interests? Or, do the same Disney animators who are responsible for all those secret sex thangs now work…

Simcha | December 13, 2010 - 7:30 pm

Sgt. Bea Arthur, Reporting For Duty!

Before she kept “The Golden Girls” in line, Bea Arthur was fo reals a staff sergeant! Although she vehemently denied ever serving in the military(WTF?!), the truth has come out…

Simcha | December 13, 2010 - 6:30 pm

8 Celebrity Scrooges

Simcha | December 13, 2010 - 1:30 pm

Don’t Mess With Bill Compton

While I think we’d all love to be Bill’s bitch, there’s a perfectly good explanation for these tees.“True Blood” studs Stephen Moyer and Alexander Skarsgard just competed against each other…

Simcha | December 10, 2010 - 3:40 pm

Awesome Present Alert: Girl Power Posters

Artist Amanda Vissel has designed the perfect posters to empower your little grrl! They feature awesome drawings and slogans that show you’ve got to believe in yourself. Or, as the…

Simcha | December 9, 2010 - 5:50 pm

Gisele Is The New Captain Planet

UN Goodwill Ambassador, mom, and model…

Simcha | December 8, 2010 - 6:45 pm

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