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One Of These Is Not Like The Others

In the sea of new male musicians on the horizon in 2011, MTV is only psyched for one girl group: Warpaint. Dang, their new record must be some hot shizz if they’re holding it down for all lady-kind! Anyone else just suddenly get the urge to donate some cash to the Willie Mae Rock Camp for girls? [Buzzworthy] Keep reading »

Album Drop: This Week’s New Releases From Tapes N’ Tapes To British Sea Power

After the post-Xmas lull, the jams are finally back! Yay! Today, Tapes N’ Tapes take us outside; British Sea Power wants you to party like you’re in Norse mythology; Cake rises with some compassion; Cage The Elephant is reborn; Wire keeps growing like a big ol’ tree; and Bela Fleck’s wife, Abigail Washburn, finds refuge. So let’s get into the groove, after the jump! Keep reading »

You’ll Never Look At An Adorable Animal The Same Way Again

Comedian/badass Eliza Skinner has started the world’s most hilarious Tumblr blog ever: Nasty Cute. Eliza takes adorable animals and gives them the most disgustingly awesome internal monologues. For instance, find out what she thinks this lil’ hamster furball would say, after the jump… Keep reading »

Teen Romance, Even Worse Than You Remember

Turns out you can blame more than just your crappy prom night on that d-bag who broke your heart back in high school! A University Of Maine study has confirmed that the quality of a woman’s early romances can be seen as an indicator for depression. If a girl is constantly looking for reassurance in the form of a boyfriend, she’s more likely to become depressed, especially if the guys she’s gotten involved with are jerks. The biggest red flags were nagging your boo to tell you they love you all the time, complaining about the same things over and over again, and the “totally deep,” er, excessive discussion of your personal problems. So, basically, anything you liked to do with your BF when you were a teenager was bad for you. Bummer. (Yeah, those cigarettes you sneaked count too, but they’re not part of this study.) Keep reading »

Trench Coat Flasher Pendant Violates You In 14kt Gold

Gentlemen, this flashy flasher is only the jewelry present that won’t get you a thank-you blow job. Can you call the cops on a necklace charm? [Why Did You Buy Me That] Keep reading »

Cocks On Locks: The Chastity Belt For Men

There were a lot of new toys at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas last week, but one in particular seemed extra freaky: the new C-B6000 chastity belt for men. While its name implies some kind of futurist technology, the concept is sort of a medieval torture device for boners. Marketed with “A Married Woman’s Guide to a Happier Relationship,” the makers suggest women can take charge of their sex lives with a dick lockdown that’ll prevent their man from masturbating. Ha! Ain’t nothin’ gonna stop a boner— well, except maybe the woman who purchases this contraption. Gasp at all the crazy (and sort of NSFW) model options, after the jump! [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Facebook, The Song


Yes, Facebook is one of the internet’s best time sucks. But obviously this chick hasn’t heard of The Frisky! I think we need to inspire Lynnea Malley’s next hot track… [The Daily What] Keep reading »

Nerd Girl Porn: Retro Hotties

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I cannot resist a man in thick-rimmed glasses and a fedora— which is precisely why I am so frickin’ excited to see the new Broadway show “Million Dollar Quartet,” based on the Sun Record Studios collab between Elvis, Carl Perkins, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Johnny Cash. Yes, those hotties are going to rock my town night after night! Like this stud above, Lee Rocker. You might recognize him from the rad rockabilly band The Stray Cats. He’ll be playing Carl Perkins’ bassist bro, Jay Perkins. He joins the cast January 21st, and I’ll be there because, clearly, his sexy addition is worth the price of admission! So, if you’re like me — a sucker for cats with slick-backed hair, tailored suits, and bad rock ‘n’ roll attitudes — then keep on clickin’ through this slideshow of retro hunks who make me wanna party like it’s 1959…

10 Signs She’s Just Not That Into You

Guys can be just as clueless as women when it comes to reading the signs, especially since women have their own set of subtle brush-off techniques. After countless boring dates and awkward interactions, we’ve decided to let you studs in on our secrets. We’ve cut through the BS and compiled the signs that she’s just not that into you. Keep reading »

Maroon 5 Singer Has Got Balls

Adam Levine, frontman for the band you are most likely to hear at the drugstore, is baring it all in the upcoming issue of Cosmopolitan. But unlike most celebs, he’s doing it for a good cause — to raise awareness about testicular cancer. Wait, a man sack cancer PSA in lady mag Cosmo? Well, whatever it takes to get this dude naked is fine by us! Who knew a dude that sings like a cherub could be ripped like a Ninja Turtle? Check out one more H-O-T (and NSFWish) pic after the jump! [via Dlisted] Keep reading »

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