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The Push-Up Bra For Dudes

Want your peen to look two inches bigger? No, this is not spam from a third world pyramid scheme promising to enlarge your manhood. Designer and reality TV show whore…

Simcha | January 6, 2011 - 11:15 am

23 Weapons Every Sexy Man Needs In His Arsenal

Earlier this week, I broke down the “23 Weapons Every Sexy Woman Needs In Her Arsenal.” But how could I ignore you, my beloved, Frisky gentlemen? I’m sure you’ve got…

Simcha | January 6, 2011 - 11:00 am

Album Drop: This Week’s New Releases From M.I.A. To Generationals

It’s new tunes Tuesday! Yay! And even though this week is light on the new music, it’s more like lite. Seriously, this week, the fat has been cut and the…

Simcha | January 4, 2011 - 7:00 pm

Adorbs Father & Daughter Duet Will Melt Your Black Heart

In this vid, see father-daughter duo Jorge and Alexa Narvaez perform the most adorbs version of Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros’ “Home.” Warning: Watching this video may have…

Simcha | January 4, 2011 - 6:15 pm

Lady Gaga Rocks Out With Her Booty Out

This is a sneak peek of a promo photo for Lady Gaga’s new record, Born This Way, due out in May. It’s also a sneak peek of her badonkadonk. Hey-o!

Simcha | January 4, 2011 - 5:45 pm

A Belt That Won’t Keep Your Pants On

I whip my hair belt back and forth! Well, I would if I had this combination belt and cat of nine tails. Hint, hint, boy toys! But you don’t have…

Simcha | January 4, 2011 - 12:45 pm

23 Weapons Every Sexy Woman Needs In Her Arsenal

Being a sexy lady isn’t just fun; it’s empowering. There’s nothing quite like making a man weak in the knees when you walk through the door. But like anything thrilling,…

Simcha | January 4, 2011 - 12:00 pm

Time To Get Back To Work!

The holidaze are over. Can’t keep letting this stuff pile up on your desk(top)! [The Daily What]…

Simcha | January 3, 2011 - 5:45 pm

Someone Is Trying To Make Retro Period Belts Happen

Gather round, girls, let me tell you a story. Before the late-’70s, when Aunt Flo came to visit, women would have to wear contraptions called sanitary belts. They were diaper-like…

Simcha | January 3, 2011 - 2:45 pm

RuPaul Makes His Go-Go Boys Work It!

As y’all know, I’m obsessed with the eleganza and extravaganza that is “RuPaul’s Drag Race.” But behind all those rhinestones there is even more eye-catching hotness: the Drag Race Pit…

Simcha | January 2, 2011 - 6:00 pm

Attention, Ladies! This Is What A Macho, Macho Man Looks Like

One man, four puppets make for a sweet sporting event half-time show. Yes, dude has the balls to cover the Village People with dummies, shave his legs, and strut…

Simcha | January 1, 2011 - 7:00 pm

Who’d You Kiss On New Year’s Eve, Hot Stuff?

One New Year’s Eve, back in college, I literally had to duck to avoid the kid who lived down the hall (who looked like Jesus and smelled like he hadn’t…

Simcha | January 1, 2011 - 3:00 pm

How To Pop Your Cork On New Year’s Eve

Getting laid on New Year’s Eve is like shooting fish in a barrel … a barrel full of alcohol. So, if you want to put the lick in liquor this…

Simcha | December 31, 2010 - 5:00 pm

Charlie Williams Will Have You Saying “Bieber, Who?”

Ladies, prepare to have your heart melted. There’s a new teen crooner in Tinseltown, Charlie Williams, and he sings as pretty as he looks. Plus, he can play drums, beat…

Simcha | December 30, 2010 - 8:15 pm

More Bang For Your Buck

This slogan is more effective than even the ol’ right hand. Hand sanitizer really is the perfect addition to any masturbation station. But be careful you don’t get this squirt…

Simcha | December 30, 2010 - 7:15 pm

Everything You Want To Know About The Economy In 2011

With the slippery slope that’s been the economy, we all want to know how to avoid getting our businesses buried in an avalanche. Lucky for us, JWT Intelligence has broken…

Simcha | December 30, 2010 - 5:20 pm

What Makes A Woman Girlfriend Material, According To Men

When it comes to getting a man to settle down with you, we’ve all heard advice like “hold out on sex” or “be unavailable.” But if that worked, nuns, Olympic…

Simcha | December 30, 2010 - 2:00 pm

Oh, The Things You Can Buy At The Dollar Store

Recently, while perusing the dollar store with a wad of ones burning a hole in my pocket, my friend Matt found this bath thing. Uh, what exactly is a “New…

Simcha | December 29, 2010 - 7:15 pm

The 10 Best Music Videos Of 2010

Simcha | December 29, 2010 - 6:00 pm

Condom Cell Phone Charms Are Even Dirtier Than Sexting

In Nanning, China, teens and condoms go together, well, like teens and cell phones. Apparently it’s all the rage for kids to sport cell phones with prophylactic charms. Safety first!

Simcha | December 29, 2010 - 4:10 pm

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