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5 Easy Steps For Hooking Up On Halloween

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This is an oldie but a goodie from our girl Simcha. — Editor

Valentine’s Day may be for couples in love, but Halloween is for singles looking to mingle! (Hey, pagans knew how to party.) You definitely don’t want to miss your chance at action so sweet you’ll want to bag it up and give it all away! So, how do you get it done on this hot holiday? Here are five easy steps for hooking up on Halloween…

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22 Halloween Costumes That Won’t Get You Laid

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Dudes, last year, I warned you about the 21 costumes that wouldn’t get you laid. But this year, when I started shopping for something slutty for myself, I found so many more friggin’ hilariously bad costumes for guys that I just had to do a part deux. Seriously, this is a selfish public service announcement. Men, we care about you here at The Frisky. I know you want to get laid on Halloween, but more importantly, I want to get sexed. And if all the men are frolicking around in these bad costumes, no amount of alcohol is going to make it happen for them. I just can’t take home a guy dressed as a vagina disguised as a pink canoe. So, if you want to know how not to get some sweet girlie action or if you just need some comic relief, check out these totally ridiculous costumes.

Halloween Costumes That Are Guaranteed To Get You Laid

Halloween Costumes That Will Get You Laid
Halloween is the one night of the year single people are guaranteed to find their soul mates, in disguise. All you gotta do is dress up like someone’s fantasy lover. The gals will represent by wearing less than they normally wear to bed; dudes, you don’t want to miss this rare opportunity by sporting some costume that will scare away these half-cocked, half-dressed hotties. We already warned you about the costumes that won’t get you laid. To help you seal the deal, here are our lady-approved get-ups for men that will have gals doing things cheaper than your costume.

13 Costumes That Won’t Even Get A Woman Laid On Halloween

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Halloween is like Christmas for single people. Everyone is out and about, dressed up like their biggest fantasy. Hawtness! And as a lady on the lookout for man candy, everywhere you turn is a treat. But only one thing can stop you from gettin’ a lil’ somethin’-somethin’ in your pillowcase— a seriously unsexy and unfunny costume. You have to tap one of those two genres to charm the pants off someone. Warning: wearing something like this vegetable costume here will keep you a virgin. Sorry, buddy, broccoli is not an aphrodisiac. Plus, it looks a lot like a fungus or mold in costume form and no one wants to put their crotch on those. So, because we’ve got your back this Halloween, here are 12 more costumes gals should avoid.

The 12 Hottest Man Butts In Hollywood (NSFW)

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Coming soon to a boob tube near you, Zack Morris, I mean, Mark-Paul Gosselaar’s full moon. Yes, you will be able to see some Morris ass in his fratastic new TNT show, “Franklin & Bash.” Woo hoo! Give the people what they want: hot naked times! You can always get your mouth-watering eye candy here at The Frisky. We’d never man-starve you. In fact, after the jump, we’re going to show you some of the hottest butts in Hollywood! You gotta check these studs out. [Buzzfeed]

Romma’s Momma Knows Best

Rommel Wood — aka @Blergisphere– has a mom who is one wise lady. While my ma can’t even text, hers can wax poetic on a touch screen keyboard. Clearly the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree — Felicia Orton, you are full of good, hilarious advice.[RommasMomma] Keep reading »

Since When Does Nail Polish Get Rated R?

This nail polish name makes me feel like a stranger is offering me candy to get in his van. Shudder. I can believe this was just chillin’ like whaaaa at my local drugstore in the aisle I spend the most money/time in. Creepiest nail polish name ever! Also, this slutty red is for women over 18. I should know, it’s my fave color. Keep reading »

Boys Make Passes At Girls With Rocks Glasses

Whips, gloves, and high heels, these cocktail glasses aren’t shy! If you need a little liquid courage to make your move, why not add some kink to your clink with this sexy set designed by Sandy Glaze? Bonus points if you can actually bring home a naked friend for each of the four glasses!

[$28.00 Sin In Linen]

The Sexy Bucket List

One of the crazy/sexy/cool things on this list just happened to me for the first time. (I’ll let you guess which one!) Still it’s so nice to know that there are still some things I’ve got left to experience, naked. Heck, as a Frisky gal, you have to try everything at least once! So, that’s why I decided to make this list of dirty things we’ve all gotta check off before we check out. Feel free to add your own naughty to-do list in the comments. Keep reading »

The Looks Of Love

I don’t know who these signals work on, but I think I’m going to find out at my local watering hole this weekend. Well, that is until someone tries to help me because they think I’m having a seizure. [The Hairpin] Keep reading »

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