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5 Easy Steps For Hooking Up On Halloween

This is an oldie but a goodie from our girl Simcha. — Editor

Valentine’s Day may be for couples in love, but Halloween is for singles looking to…

Simcha | October 31, 2011 - 1:00 pm

Romma’s Momma Knows Best

Rommel Wood — aka @Blergisphere– has a mom who is one wise lady. While my ma can’t even text, hers can wax poetic on a touch screen keyboard. Clearly the…

Simcha | January 19, 2011 - 11:30 am

Since When Does Nail Polish Get Rated R?

This nail polish name makes me feel like a stranger is offering me candy to get in his van. Shudder. I can believe this was just chillin’ like whaaaa at…

Simcha | January 17, 2011 - 5:30 pm

Boys Make Passes At Girls With Rocks Glasses

Whips, gloves, and high heels, these cocktail glasses aren’t shy! If you need a little liquid courage to make your move, why not add some kink to your clink with…

Simcha | January 17, 2011 - 1:30 pm

The Sexy Bucket List

One of the crazy/sexy/cool things on this list just happened to me for the first time. (I’ll let you guess which one!) Still it’s so nice to know that there…

Simcha | January 14, 2011 - 11:30 am

The Looks Of Love

I don’t know who these signals work on, but I think I’m going to find out at my local watering hole this weekend. Well, that is until someone tries to…

Simcha | January 12, 2011 - 6:15 pm

One Of These Is Not Like The Others

In the sea of new male musicians on the horizon in 2011, MTV is only psyched for one girl group: Warpaint. Dang, their new record must be some hot shizz…

Simcha | January 12, 2011 - 11:30 am

Album Drop: This Week’s New Releases From Tapes N’ Tapes To British Sea Power

After the post-Xmas lull, the jams are finally back! Yay! Today, Tapes N’ Tapes take us outside; British Sea Power wants you to party like you’re in Norse mythology; Cake…

Simcha | January 11, 2011 - 7:45 pm

You’ll Never Look At An Adorable Animal The Same Way Again

Comedian/badass Eliza Skinner has started the world’s most hilarious Tumblr blog ever: Nasty Cute. Eliza takes adorable animals and gives them the most disgustingly awesome internal monologues. For instance, find…

Simcha | January 11, 2011 - 4:30 pm

Teen Romance, Even Worse Than You Remember

Turns out you can blame more than just your crappy prom night on that d-bag who broke your heart back in high school! A University Of Maine study has confirmed…

Simcha | January 11, 2011 - 3:15 pm

Trench Coat Flasher Pendant Violates You In 14kt Gold

Gentlemen, this flashy flasher is only the jewelry present that won’t get you a thank-you blow job. Can you call the cops on a necklace charm? [Why Did You Buy

Simcha | January 11, 2011 - 12:15 pm

Cocks On Locks: The Chastity Belt For Men

There were a lot of new toys at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas last week, but one in particular seemed extra freaky: the new C-B6000 chastity belt for

Simcha | January 10, 2011 - 3:45 pm

Facebook, The Song

Yes, Facebook is one of the internet’s best time sucks. But obviously this chick hasn’t heard of The Frisky! I think we need to inspire Lynnea Malley’s next hot…

Simcha | January 10, 2011 - 3:15 pm

Nerd Girl Porn: Retro Hotties

Simcha | January 7, 2011 - 4:00 pm

10 Signs She’s Just Not That Into You

Guys can be just as clueless as women when it comes to reading the signs, especially since women have their own set of subtle brush-off techniques. After countless boring dates…

Simcha | January 7, 2011 - 12:00 pm

Maroon 5 Singer Has Got Balls

Adam Levine, frontman for the band you are most likely to hear at the drugstore, is baring it all in the upcoming issue of Cosmopolitan. But unlike most celebs, he’s…

Simcha | January 6, 2011 - 4:15 pm

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