After New England wiped the field with the San Diego Chargers back in January, they were Super Bowl bound. Quarterback Tom Bradyâ€™s girlfriend Gisele was so confident in her manâ€™s abilities that in an interview, she joked, “If the Pats lose, Iâ€™ll run naked through Midtown Manhattan.” Bam, that was a shot heard round the world! Bill Belichick, the Patriots coach, was distressed by all the noise, saying, “Gisele opens her big mouth and look at ‘em — half the guys are staring into space, the others are leering like they’ve just stumbled onto their uncle’s private porn stash. And who can blame them — that’s one fine specimen.”
While Gisele has a body that just wonâ€™t quit, thereâ€™s been speculation that she caused the undefeated Patriots to give it up at the Super Bowl, in the hopes that their loss would make her lose her clothes. Well, can you blame them? The Pats have three championship rings, but normally no chance at seeing if their teammate’s girlfriend is really Brazilian. Now Gisele is trying to do damage control by claiming it would take her too long to strut through the hordes of people in New York City. Wah-wah, a promise is a promise lady! Giselle has been pussy-footing around, and tried to soften her statement by saying she would flash Times Square. But while the Giants paraded through the streets of Manhattan today, Gisele still has yet to show us the stuff Super Bowl winners are made of. The least she can do is stand and deliver. After all, why should Tom Brady be the only one allowed to make a pass at her?! [Egotastic]
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How could anyone resist the mouth on Stephen Colbert or Jon Stewart or Conan Oâ€™Brien? Between the suits, the wit, the perfect hair, and the geek chic, sometimes we just want to watch the handsome hosts on mute in slow motion. And it looks like theyâ€™re in on our dirty little secret. In true form, theyâ€™ve managed to even outdo themselves! Like a pack of superheroes, the three combined forces last night on all of their programs. Thatâ€™s right 3 for the price of 1! The too-hot-to-handle trio have had a hilarious back and forth feud on-air over the past week. In Colbertâ€™s cocky form, he claimed he was responsible for Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabeeâ€™s success. Conan then countered claiming he created Colbert. Then, through a vintage tape of the Jon Stewart Show, which had the stud back in early 90â€™s duds, Colbert came on The Daily Show to argue that Jon was in fact the god who created them all. (Weâ€™d be happy to kneel at his alter!) But nothing seemed to settle it, and Conan was ready to wrestle.
Monday night, the argument culminated on Conan in one of the funniest fight scenes of all time. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert snapped up to Conan like Jets from West Side Story, they knucked it up Three Stooges style, and then they danced. We still can get the picture of the three of them showing off their smooth moves on one screen out of our heads! Sigh, sweet dreams are made of late night talk show hosts. Keep reading »
After being spit on by Pumpkin, left by Tango, and dissed by Flava Flav not once, but twice, all on national television, we were really rooting for Tiffany Pollard aka New York to find a sweet lovinâ€™ man who liked reality shows and fake boobs. On season two of Vh1′s I Love New York, we thought she had finally found the perfect fit in her man Taylor Made. The Mamaâ€™s Boy lavished her with presents, submitted to her whims, and took beating after beating from his top competitor Buddha just to stay in the game. The poor guy had been whipped in every way possible.
At the reunion show, they seemed so in love and had made plans to be married. But according to Page Six, the pair was just spotted having a heated argument at the opening of the Chelsea club Suzie Wongâ€™s in New York City. After they screamed louder than Sister Patterson in church, the couple was caught head-butting each other on the street. (Fingers crossed Tiffany also put some protective silicone in her forehead and is A-Ok.) We all know itâ€™s hard to find a good man, especially one that can handle a mother-in-law like the overbearing she-devil Sister Patterson. But we hope, after recovering from the Taylor Made concussion, Tiffany will feel up to I Love New York Season 3.
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Super Bowl Sunday is a spectator sport if youâ€™re an ass woman. Football players fill out those shiny spandex pants better than any hair metal band. When it comes to giving the ladies something to look at, star quarterbacks Eli Manning and Tom Brady are certainly Most Valuable Players.
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How many ways can Becks find to wear his favorite naked lady, wifey Spice? Why just this week alone heâ€™s found a couple.
#1- As The Frisky reported earlier, Victoria posed with nothing on but a smirk and some high heels for a Marc Jacobs’ skin cancer awareness campaign. The soccer dad was seen wearing her new chari-T shirt when he landed in Brazil on Tuesday.
#2- David wears his heart on his sleeve. Itâ€™s tits for a tat as he just had his nudie cutie inked into his forearm next to a Hindu inscription of her name.
But they’re truly equals and Posh had her own plans for reciprocity, besides however sheâ€™s voo-doing him in the sack. The British bombshell has gotten yet another tattoo for her man right by her right hand. Guess now we know how they stay in touch when theyâ€™re far apart! [DListed]
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Saying Tyra Banks is crazy is just redundant. After all those seasons of the Surreal Life, everyone must know by now that it takes a well-crafted level of â€œlook at meâ€ to make it in the biz. And in true celeb form, Tyra, the diva of drama queens, who screams all her lines like sheâ€™s getting slashed in a B horror movie, wants to be the gravitational pull of public attention. Whether sheâ€™s spooning Sherri Shepard on The View or showing off her model moves, sheâ€™s always doing something you have to watch like youâ€™re rubbernecking a highway accident. Unfortunately, in the media lately, sheâ€™s been made out to be a more of a car wreck than she deserves. Sheâ€™s just a TV personality people! So we here at the Frisky just want to stand by our loud and proud lady. We respect a woman, let alone a model, with a burgeoning career in her 30â€™s. And weâ€™re super psyched about her new CW reality TV show which will be based on one of our fav movies The Devil Wears Prada. So go on with your so bad it’s good self Ty Ty, weâ€™ll be watching you compete in Americaâ€™s Next Top Oprah! Keep reading »
The Bath-O-Matic may sound like a gadget from the I Love Lucy Show, but even Lucy couldnâ€™t mess up this new remote control precision bath-drawer. Unique Automation has developed a console that will allow you to select the amount of water, the temperature, the scent, and the bubbles to take you to bed, bath, and beyond! You can start the water by sending it a text, touching a screen, or using your mouse. Sure, itâ€™s water and energy efficient, and a great thing to have if youâ€™ve got kids to bathe. But more importantly, no matter where you and your man are getting dirty, this gadget will have a warm bath ready and waiting for you. [Bath-O-Matic] Keep reading »
From Juno to Jamie Lynn Spears, teenage pregnancy is making a comeback — LL Cool J style (don’t call it a comeback, it’s been here for years!). Thankfully, Seventeen magazine and the Candies clothing line are stepping up like a big sister to talk to teen girls about the trend. In the February issue, they lure the babies in with a candy themed make-up article, then get down to business, talking about the choices, chances, and responsibilities involved with sexual activity. From tips on handling tough situations to quotes from other girls who have gotten pregnant, Seventeen does a bang-up job with their spread. Bonus points to Fergie for being the poster girl for the new initiative — she knows what to put out. So take a hint from the headlines — if you’ve got a teen queen, you’ve got to school her in the ways of love. Or just make her turn to page 110. [Seventeen Magazine] Keep reading »
Vaginoplasty is the only way Dr. 90210 sees a vagina, but lucky for him, itâ€™s reportedly his third most popular surgery. Ouch! Thatâ€™s a touchy way to make a buck. Every woman who has had their â€˜gina waxed can tell you itâ€™s painful getting ripped off, from the hair removal to the price of the waxing. But vaginoplasty is taking the cost and the cu-next-tuesday to a whole new level and America the beautiful is it eating it up! In a new HBO Real Sex short, bare-naked porn star Katie Morgan talks about the growing demand for the cosmetic procedure. From evening flaps to making the lining a tighter fit than an American Apparel xtra-small, maybe this is what people are talking about when they ask plastic surgeons for Angelina Jolieâ€™s lips. After all, what wouldnâ€™t we do for Brad Pitt? However, with all this hoopla over the hoo-ha, a girlâ€™s gotta wonder if this is the final frontier for equality. Like, what has he manscaped for me lately? [TMZ] Keep reading »
Every woman loves a smooth talker, but no man appreciates a stalker- especially Garrison Keillor. The author, musician, storyteller, and host of NPR’s variety radio show A Prairie Home Companion can now add sex symbol to his resume. The generous gentleman just dropped a restraining order against a woman who wouldn’t stop sending him care packages filled with love tokens like dead beetles and an alligator foot. The crazy companion-ophile agreed to back off the radio star and let the rest of the animals in American live, although she plans to work on a book about how she believes, according to the St. Paul Pioneer Press, “she and Keillor influenced each other’s creative process.” Now this gal is nuttier than a couple months worth of on-air fundraising drives! Perhaps instead of their usual radio pitches, NPR could take a cue from their fans and the firemen and make a Hot Men of Public Radio Calendar. We’re sure a shirtless Ira Glass would bring in the big bucks! [TMZ] Keep reading »