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The Sexiest Shows On Television

Soft-core porn used to be reserved for pay-per-view channels like Skin-imax, but now it’s all over the boob tube! And it’s not Lifetime movie-esque storylines with wives in floral print dresses waiting for their husbands to feel them up so, so gently you can hardly tell what they’re doing is a sex act. Lucky for me and all you pervs out there, TV has gotten so meaty. Yeah, baby, we like it raw! Here are the top shows to watch, if you want to see some gratuitous soft-core sex scenes… Keep reading »

RuPaul’s Drag Race: You Betta Work!

Last night, “RuPaul’s Drag Race” premiered on LOGO and since then I’ve been strutting around my apartment trying to impersonate female impersonators. Those girls have got it going on! When the contestants were all hosed down washing cars for their first photo shoot, not one of those hos lost their makeup. While I get runny mascara if I just break a sweat, the drenched drag stars were still flawless! How do they do it?! (See video above) The contestants are full of surprises, just like the show. Although there is one particular casting that stood out — Santino Rice from “Project Runway” is a judge. Sadly, he’s total d-bag as a panelist. Bummer. I liked him better when he was impersonating the gentleman judge, Tim Gunn. But RuPaul has been lifted up to where she belongs, as the mother hen of how to work it! She advises the glitterati as a man, but then snaps into her persona once they’re all gussied up. Her delivery is as strikingly seductive as her look. Glowing in soft light and blonde curls, Ru looked straight into the camera as she said to the two contestants facing elimination: “Lip sync — for your life!” All hail the Queen! Keep reading »

Study Finds Scars Make Men Sexier

While my Jewish grandmother could probably give you a bunch of different reasons why I’m still single, researchers from the Universities of Liverpool and Stirling think they’ve solved my problem. Last week, The Frisky’s resident cutie pie, Catherine, asked us to confess what turns us on. Here’s what I admitted:

“I love a man with scars, especially from acne. I can’t explain the attraction. Sometimes I have to ask myself: ‘Am I into this guy or am I just hot for his acne scars?”

It’s true. My friends tease me like I’m some sort of scar-fetishist because I always go for dudes with “damage.” To them I say the old Apple Jack’s slogan, “Hey, we eat what we like!” I like me a face full of scars and apparently I’m not alone…. Keep reading »

10 Things You Didn’t Know About RuPaul

Ladies and Gentlemen, start revving your engines because tonight, RuPaul is coming back to television thanks to LOGO and World of Wonder Productions. The glitter glamazon knows how to work it and now she’ll be sharing her secrets of success with the next generation of supermodels on a reality game show called “RuPaul’s Drag Race.” It’ll be a fierce fight to the finish! My DVR is already set to record the Ru at 10pm tonight, but don’t worry, if you’re a broke ass ho who spent all her money on lip gloss and hot pants and therefore can’t afford cable, you can still watch the whole first episode for free here. In the meantime, check out these ten things you didn’t know about the Queen….. Keep reading »

Celebrity Romance Upgrades & Downgrades!

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Rachel McAdams, who has been on-again/off-again with Ryan Gosling, is now bumping uglies with Josh Lucas. While there isn’t a man out there who could live up to the Gos, as he is an irresistible sex god, so we understand that he’s hard to replace. But seriously, McAdams, the next stop on the gravy train is just some B-level boner? It’s like saying those imitation designer body sprays they sell at the dollar store are just as good as Chanel No. 5! Is she slumming it to feel better or just to get some bragging rights? But seriously Rachel, sometimes, being the first one to rebound makes you look like a loser in the game of love. Alas, celebs are not immune losing ground on the breakup battlefield, so here’s a slideshow of the best of the worst boyfriend upgrades and downgrades in Hollywood…

“Lars And The Real Girl”-Inspired Jackets

Blowup dolls will keep you warm — especially when they’re turned into fresh track jackets. Dutch designer (and über hottie) Sander Reijgers has had his way with a whole lot of blowup dolls and then repurposed them into stylish, if unusual, threads. The Mama Anders line is made for both women and men, and the clever craftsman from the Netherlands isn’t shy about using the nether regions of these dolls for decorative small pockets. He also uses the fishnet stockings for pattern and the dolls’ noggins make nifty “eyes in the back of your head” hoodies. These are really the only blowup dolls we’d be cool with our significant other slipping into. [World of Wonder] Keep reading »

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