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PETA’s Vegetarian Meat Market

The people at PETA aren’t okay with objectifying fur, but they’re happy to host an annual Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door beauty contest. Photo submissions were accepted through January and now the veggie-loving judges have narrowed it down to 10 male and 10 female pieces of meat. From a former NFL Cheerleader to a Harvard Law School grad, the competition is tighter than the pens they keep chickens in. You can check out the contestants and cast your vote for your favorites by clicking here. Keep reading »

A Bittersweet Highway Accident

This year the toll of those hurt by Valentine’s Day is already ticking. With a week to go, hordes of lovelorn men and women have desperately “lost control”, and so did a professional driver in Chicago yesterday. A tanker truck, full of chocolate, toppled over and slid across the highway injuring three people. Just like a single gal’s sanity around this time, the truck was dangling by a thread off the side of the Skyway Bridge. Unfortunately, none of the chocolate spilled out, because I’m sure some PMSin’ ladies would have been happy to lick up that accident. Instead, a special wreckage crew has been sent to clean up the mess made by the leaking diesel fuel. Ah, nothing says “I Love You” quite like chocolate — or crashing and burning. [Chicago Sun Times]

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The Daily Hotness: Johan Santana

There’s a new apple bottom in the Big Apple — Venezuelan baseball stud Johan Santana. The 150 million dollar man was traded from the Minnesota Twins for four other players. With that kinda 1:4 ratio, you know the guy must be packing some serious heat — we know we’d love to get a hit off the New York Mets’ new pitcher! He looked so confident and hunky in his blue baseball cap at the press conference that we can’t wait to see the talented 28-year-old all suited up in his new uniform. Santana will be wearing number 57, just like a Heinz ketchup bottle, so how can we resist giving him a squeeze? Keep reading »

Booze Bra Turns Boobs Into Big Jugs

Let your cup runneth over with the new Wine Rack Bra! The latest development in portable flasks has finally rationalized why boobs are called jugs. The boozy sports bra contains two inserts you can fill with the liquor of your choosing, up to a bottle of wine’s worth. No doubt some will see this as a sexy way to sneak alcohol into concerts, the office, church, rehab…really the possibilities are endless! And, at full capacity, the bra will enhance your bust line by two sizes so both you and your admirers will find your cleavage intoxicating. [The Wine Rack via Metro U.K.] Keep reading »

Sean Penn and James Franco Play Gay

Our prayers have been answered! The City of Angels is sending us another homoerotic love story. The film, a biopic of influential San Franciscan gay activist and politician Harvey Milk, will feature two straight men: James Dean look alike James Franco and the steamy, newly-single Sean Penn. Those two together sound tastier than dim sum in Chinatown! Although no sex shots from the movie have made their way onto the Internet yet, (Boo! Where are my homo hackers at?) there is evidence of romance in these pics up on Towleroad.com. But really, even in clothing, these two men make us grateful for all the good things they’re doing for gay rights….and our libidos. [Check out an awesome vintage AP image of Harvey Milk, after the jump...] Keep reading »

Circumcision: Christina Aguilera Style

New mom Christina Aguilera called into Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM morning show to boast about her baby boy, Max. The working mom told Seacrest that she credits the baby for inspiring her next album. So between the puke and poo, this one should be “dirrtier”, right? Then Ryan and the pop pin-up got really personal as Christina talked about her son’s bris, or circumcision. With Christ in her name, she’s clearly a shiksa, but her husband is Jewish, so she combined their traditions. Hubby Jordan Bratman brought the Rabbi and unconventional Xtina filled their home with “penis balloons.” Maybe she was frugal and reused the ones from her bachelorette party — or perhaps the busy new mom had everything she needed in her nightstand. Either way, friends and relatives came together to celebrate the happy couple getting back to the basics of family life. Sounds like Christina has finally got what a girl wants. [DListed] Keep reading »

The Daily Hotness: Andrew Shue

Andrew Shue — ‘member him? The resident Melrose Place hottie, founder of early 90’s non-profit Do Something, brother of actress Elizabeth Shue? Well, he was back on TV this week, looking finer than a grain of California sand, campaigning for Barack Obama. Shue isn’t just another actor throwing his two cents into the political ring — he’s a lifelong activist with clever, optimistic things to say that sound better than he even looks after all these years. It’s a pleasure to watch polysyllabic words slide out of his mouth! But Shue is more than just a nice, socially conscious, hot piece of ass; the Dartmouth grad cares about women and founded the largest social networking site for mothers, cafemom.com. Smart, sensitive, sexy, and he likes drama — this is man we can all keep our eyes on. [The Huffington Post] Keep reading »

John Mayer Presley

John Mayer is sexy, good with his hands, and looking more and more like Elvis everyday. And Perez Hilton has got the photo to prove it! The manly Mayer recently rocked the boat by holding a concert on a cruise ship. Shirtless in the sunshine, John wooed fans and friends wearing some jumpsuit-era shades, showing off his guns and his tattoos. Now John, show us your best hip shake. Viva Las Mayer! [Perez Hilton] Keep reading »

Thong Market Bottoms Out

Where is Sisqo and his “Thong Song” when you need him? The lingerie industry wishes they could party like it was 1999 since g-string sales have dropped like panties at the Playboy mansion in the 21st Century. Industry leaders blame VPL (visible panty line) technology which has seen the development of the boy short. While sales of thongs have fallen from 33% of the lingerie market in 2003 to 12% in 2007, sales of the fuller coverage shorts have doubled. Looks like bigger is better, especially when it comes to your booty. [Daily Mail] Keep reading »

Elle MacPherson: Model Eats Arm Candy

The new black is cougar — from Demi Moore to Halle Berry, boy toys are the hot red carpet accessory. And the always in fashion supermodel Elle MacPherson, 44, has been spotted with the stylish Vito Maria Schnabel, acclaimed director Julian Schnabel’s son. The 21-year old artist/actor is expected to escort Elle to an award show at Cipriani’s in New York City tonight where she will win a design award for her intimates collection. Congratulations Elle, on both trophies! [World Of Wonder] Keep reading »

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