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iBoobs: Soft And Loud

Lady funbags have gotten even more fun! We’ve told you about the mannequin MP3 player, but now, thanks to tit men, the volume has been turned up on ta-tas. A new portable pillow has been made in the shape of an ample bosom. These plush double D’s also contain speakers that hook up to your iPod, television, computer, or any other noise maker with a headphone jack. The tit and tunes combo could get any man into the groove or, as their slogan says, “Sink back into our generous domes of sound.” At roughly $25 bucks a pair, they are definitely the cheapest fake boobies out there. [Trend Hunter] Keep reading »

Sexism In Advertising: Domestic Abuse Poster Girls

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With a talented star like Rihanna allegedly falling victim to Chris Brown’s supposed abusive behavior, domestic violence is being discussed all over the media. And it’s about time. However, while they talk a good game about how awful beating up a woman is, their hands are still outstretched for revenue from violently chauvinistic ads. There’s atrocious, real life abuse threatening women all over the world, but for some reason, advertisers seem to find sexually aggressive and violent imagery to be an effective sales pitch. Why just this week, Relish, an Italian clothing line, came out with new ads which portray women being fondled by police officers against their will.

In a climate where were already struggling to explain to our daughters how to respect and love themselves in the face of unrealistic standards of beauty, a hypersexualized culture, and a girlie pop heroine who may have had the crap kicked out of her by another popular teen star, these ads are yet another blow. But what responsibility do the advertisers have to stop sending messages that dangerously equate domestic abuse with sexy style? Granted, what two people choose to do in the privacy of their bedroom is their business, however, a line can be crossed when companies sell aggression against women as sexy. As Huffington Post pointed out, no matter how far women’s rights have come, our society just can’t seem to shake sexist advertising. Check out some of the biggest offenders in this slideshow…

How To Make A Bachelor Pad Hookup Friendly

With Valentine’s Day around the corner, everyone’s got their minds on sexy time! But before you go bringing that dreamgirl back to your bach pad, make sure your place isn’t a nightmare. Here are some tips on how to make a naked woman feel welcome in your home after the jump…
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Prep Your Place For A Sexy V-Day Visitor

Feminine touches make a house a home, but before you invite a man back to your place on Valentine’s Day, you’ve gotta make it dude-friendly. Think of it like baby-proofing a place, but for the other kind of baby! You don’t want him to get turned off by your knickknacks when he’s already turned on by the mere thought of seeing your junk. So, here’s how to get your space ready for sexy time ….
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How To Put Your V In Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day sucks for single people. Yeah, that’s what your disgustingly cute couple friends think, but they’ve got their heads too far up each others’ butts that night to look around and see how many people are out, single and ready to mingle! Unless you’re a sappy saint, getting laid on V-Day is like buying candy from the drug store. You can get whatever you like cheap and easy! So miss, don’t get sour, go out and eat someone sweet. Here’s how to really feel screwed on the Hallmark holiday…. Keep reading »

Dita Von Teese’s Valentine’s Day Tips

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Dita Von Teese has dished her saucy secrets on how we regular gals can show off our sex appeal like a pro! The glamour girl sat down with Fabulous mag and shared her smooth moves, and we busted out our pen and took some notes. Here’s what we learned about Miss Dita’s jaw dropping boudoir behavior after the jump…. Keep reading »

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