Shoshanna Beren

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8 Ways To Tell She’s The One

Happy National Friendship Day! Let’s make it all about Oprah for a moment, shall we? Oprah says in reference to Gayle (and I’m paraphrasing here), “Nothing’s better than a good friend,” and with the notable exception of a perfectly done French fry, I wholeheartedly agree. There’s really nothing better. If you’re living without, I recommend…

By: Shoshanna Beren / July 30, 2014

First Time For Everything: Two Blowjobs In One Day

Once upon a time in 2005, there was a young lady in her mid-20’s who lived in a faraway land known as New York City. This young lady was single and, as a result, was in constant pursuit of a man to be her boyfriend. She searched far and wide throughout the land for a…

By: Shoshanna Beren / January 1, 2013

The Pros And Cons Of Dating An Englishman

It happened twenty months ago. But who’s counting? Well, I’m counting. Twenty months ago I met my boyfriend, James. James is English, and he was working in New York where I lived at the time, and we met. And pardon the crappy metaphor, but sparks flew: They did. They flew. And impossibly and ridiculously, we…

By: Shoshanna Beren / December 26, 2012

The Pros And Cons Of Dating A Divorced Man

Two years ago, I met a gentleman I shall henceforth call James, because his name was, well, James. James and I had a first date for the books. It lasted a full 10 hours (we’d met up for coffee at 3 p.m. on a Saturday), and we discussed everything from the rudeness inherent to chronic…

By: Shoshanna Beren / October 3, 2012

8 Shameful Hygiene Secrets I Will (Apparently Not) Take To My Grave

Hello. I am her: The woman with the grossest personal hygiene habits in the world. You wouldn’t know it if you saw me walking down the street. Because I’m dangerous like that. I blend. I look like most of you rational, well-mannered humans: I shower, I smell okay, I do my hair and makeup, I…

By: Shoshanna Beren / June 20, 2012

Girl Talk: How My Friend’s Crazy Boyfriend Made Me Hang Onto Mine

Josh and I were together for a year and a half. We had a relationship built upon the stuff the Under Twos so often are: You both like the same book, you both like Christopher Guest, you do the horizontal mambo and it’s not, like, awful, and the next thing you know you’ve met a…

By: Shoshanna Beren / February 22, 2012