Profile for !~~!

avatar

10 Signs She’s A High-Maintenance Girlfriend

10 Signs She's A High-Maintenance Girlfriend

Women who demand respect often get exactly that. And why shouldn’t they? We not only deserve it, we should expect it. But there’s a tipping point when a woman’s demands jump the shark from self-respecting to totally high maintenance, or, as I like to call it, highmay. There are the obvious one-name offenders: Madonna and her overnight full body saran wrapping, Cher and her multiple costume changes. And then there are women who demand maintenance in ways that are less obvious, but just as lethal. She is “the worst kind,” as Harry so clearly explained to Sally. “You’re high maintenance but you think you’re low.” So girls and guys, I’m going to be like your cool older sister who bought your sorry 15-year-old ass beer from the Quickmart and offer you a few tips on how to preemptively spot a high-maintenance girlfriend. Because those dudes I described yesterday have company. Gals, you can write your seemingly benign behaviors off as girly or cute, or you can see them for what they are—blinking red lights indicating you’re about to take the onramp to the highmay highway. Guys, ignore the warning signs at your peril—unless, of course, you’re a glutton for punishment; then ending up with a woman who’s just like your highmay mother is probably inevitable.

10 Gay Celebrity Couples Who Have Kids

gay parents g1 jpg
On Christmas day, Sir Elton John became a proud father, just like Joseph did oh so many years ago, minus the fact that Christmas wasn’t Jesus’ real birthday. Elton and his husband David Furnish welcomed Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John into the world with the help of a surrogate. It’s about time that Elton got his own tiny dancer. Sorry, Jess, I stole your joke. [Washington Post]

And for anyone who thinks gay people don’t make awesome parents, we’ve rounded up a few other gay (as in joyous) families!

The 14 Ladies Who’ve Posed For Playboy The Most

playboy pamela jpg

<

Pamela Anderson is all about innovation. That’s why the buxom blonde will be on her 13th Playboy cover this January (top left). The 43-year-old has claimed the record for the most covers by one woman and the magazine has promised that she will be naked in the “Dolce Vita”-inspired photo shoot, which was shot at the Playboy mansion grotto in October. Apparently, along with the pictorial spread, Anderson voiced her support for Barack Obama and wrote a poem that went something like this, “Our best isn’t good enough — right now our eyes are far-reaching … Please let’s show the good in us… The brilliance… The wonderful… It’s abundant — it’s just not tapped as it should be.” I think Pam’s been as tapped as she could possibly be at this point, but kudos to her for having the bod to span decades of covers, since her first Playboy cover in 1989. I think her best one was in 1993, when she posed with Dan Aykroyd. [Celebitchy] Anyway, even though she holds the records, plenty of ladies have graced multiple covers and deserve their own accolades.

10 Of Hollywood’s Hottest Lesbians Under 35

lesbians under 30 g1 jpg
Actress Amber Heard, aka Seth Rogen‘s girlfriend in “Pineapple Express” and Johnny Depp‘s co-star in the upcoming flick “The Rum Diary,” came out at this weekend’s GLAAD 25th anniversary! The actress said she wondered if staying in the closet was contributing to “millions of hard-working, tax paying Americans” being denied their rights. The gorgeous young actress walked the red carpet with her equally attractive partner, Tasya van Ree, and said, “I think GLAAD is one of the many reasons that I, as a 24-year-old, can come out.” It’s super awesome that Amber is being heard (heh) and that she came out of the closet at such a young age when so many in Hollywood seem to wait until they’re outed. [Queerty] In celebration, we’ve rounded up some of the hottest lesbian celebs under the age of 35!

10 Celebrity Couples Who Got Matching Tattoos … And Then Broke Up

Celebrity Couples Who Got Matching Tattoos ... And Then Broke Up

Love might be slightly less permanent than we’re taught to believe from fairy tales, but there are some things that last forever-ish. Like tattoos. History has shown that when celeb couples get matching tattoos, it’s a bad omen. Kelsey Grammer tempted fate this weekend when he he got his wife’s name “Kayte” inked on his waistline. Kayte Walsh didn’t go under the gun quite yet. Perhaps she’s planning to reciprocate with a matching tat once the twins are born … or once the ink is dry on his divorce papers. But once she does, they are in grave danger of splitting. I’m thinking tattoo parlors should instigate a rule where they only ink up celeb couples who have made it more than 20 years together, but then again, there’s always Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins. I guess the celeb tattoo removal and cover-up business is good for the economy.  We’ve rounded up couples who got ink together but didn’t stay together as a warning to Kelsey Grammer and Kayte Wlash … and all of us. Don’t do it, people! [People]

Oksana Grigorieva, J-Woww, And Other Celebs Who’ve Said No To Playboy Offers

turned down j woww jpg
Jenni J-Woww Farley might wear bedazzled boy-shorts as if they were pants, but she isn’t about to take them off for Playboy. She has turned down a request to pose for the mag, even though the offer was reportedly for $400,000. JWoww said, “I am not going to do Playboy in the near future… There is a better opportunity out there, which everybody will probably see soon.” Most think this “better opportunity” is a possible “Jersey Shore” spin-off show with her bestie, Snooki. Which makes us want to eat a pickle. [Huffington Post]

I guess we will just have to rely on our imaginations if we want to see J-Woww sans clothes. In her honor, here are some other ladies who turned down Playboy.

  • Zergnet: Simply Irresistible

  • HowAboutWe

  • Popular