Sara Barron

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Girl Talk: The Time I Accidentally Ordered A $175 Steak On A Date

A few years back, I enjoyed a dream-like experience. It was like something out of the most ridiculous rom-com starring … oh, let’s say, Amanda Seyfried as me, the protagonist,…

Sara Barron | May 29, 2012 - 12:00 pm

Girl Talk: My Grandma’s Vibrator Gives Me Hope

A decade ago, my grandmother, then 82, broke her hip. Her recovery involved a month in the hospital while she learned to walk comfortably again, a month that drove my…

Sara Barron | May 16, 2012 - 2:00 pm

The 4 Worst Boners I’ve Encountered

Back in 1992, at the age of 13, I went on an exchange program to France and fell madly in love with a boy named Guillaume. Guillaume Boner. (“Boner” pronounced…

Sara Barron | May 14, 2012 - 2:00 pm

The 4 Weirdest Places I’ve Ever Had Sex

I was a late-in-life virgin. I’m not talking one of those extreme ones – 30 years old, 35, etc. – I mean, like, 23. So does that qualify? Not really.

Sara Barron | May 1, 2012 - 2:00 pm

6 Ways To End A Sex Drought

When it rains, it pours.

You hear it all the time, and the implication, of course, is that there’s also a flipside: When it’s dry, it’s dry for ages. This…

Sara Barron | April 26, 2012 - 1:00 pm

First Time For Everything: Kissing A Girl

Let me start by giving you two conflicting pieces of information: 1) I consider myself heterosexual, and 2) At the age of 13 – while in the violent throws of…

Sara Barron | April 24, 2012 - 12:00 pm

Girl Talk: I’m A Compulsive Zit Popper

I have a confession to make: I’m a popper. Not a popper of pills, mind you. I am a popper of pimples. I know that’s gross, and I’m sorry. However,…

Sara Barron | April 19, 2012 - 12:00 pm

First Time For Everything: Anal Beads

Years ago, in my early 20s, I dated a guy named Mike. Now Mike, by all accounts, was heterosexual. Perhaps you’re thinking, Um, hello? Duh. Of course he was. He

Sara Barron | April 12, 2012 - 1:00 pm

The 4 Weirdest Things Ever Said To Me During Sex

As a woman 32 years of age who has spent as much time single as she’s spent attached, boy oh boy do I have tales from the field. (And by “the field,”…

Sara Barron | April 10, 2012 - 2:00 pm

First Time For Everything: Dancing At Coyote Ugly

Here’s a thing I can promise: If you invite me to your wedding, your other guests will comment on the quality of my dancing. It’s inevitable. I’ve never been to…

Sara Barron | March 30, 2012 - 12:00 pm

8 Things You Didn’t Know About Sex Robots

So maybe you’ve seen the stuff about the dolls: “Lars and the Real Girl”, “My Strange Addiction.” You are probably up to date on your objectum sexuality: The “30 Rock”…

Sara Barron | March 23, 2012 - 1:00 pm

5 Common Types Of Female Farts

Allow me to be all at once bold and competitive: I’ve got the worst gas of anyone you’ve ever met. If society was somehow different, and my … gift, let’s…

Sara Barron | March 8, 2012 - 12:00 pm

10 Tempting Reasons To Think He’s The One (Even If He’s Not)

I am pathetic for reasons too numerous to count, so for the moment, let’s focus on just one: I watch a stupid amount of daytime TV. So that means I’m…

Sara Barron | March 7, 2012 - 11:00 am

5 Relationship Draw-Outs To Avoid

Draw-out \‘dro\ \’aut\ n. pl draw-outs : An event that prompts you, dear lady, to prolong a relationship you know you ought to end.

If there’s one sure…

Sara Barron | February 29, 2012 - 10:00 am

7 Ways To Know If You’re Peeing Or Squirting

Allow me to be bold: I love masturbating. LOVE. “Then why don’t you marry it?” you ask. And I respond: “Believe me, gal, I would if I could. I would…

Sara Barron | February 17, 2012 - 10:00 am

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