Ladies, gentlemen: “Transformers” is not a movie about acting.
I know! It came as a surprise to me, too: I had always believed that “Transformers” aspired to be a sensitive exploration of the human psyche. As it turns out, however, it’s a movie about giant robots fighting each other.
Earlier reports that Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone were “on a break” have been rocked by new reports of hand-holding.
And they’re getting paid $7.5 million to write it.