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Taylor Swift Should Never, Ever Get Back Together With Her Makeup Artist

Taylor's Latest Breakup
Taylor Swift & One Direction's Harry Styles Go For Romantic Stroll In NYC
Another breakup for Taylor Swift. Read More »
Taylor Not A Feminist
Taylor Swift appears on 'Good Morning America', NYC
Taylor Swift doesn't consider herself to be a feminist. Read More »
Taylor Does Dubstep
Taylor Swift dabbles in dubstep for "I Knew You Were Trouble." Read More »
Taylor Vs. John, Again
taylor swift on glamour
Taylor Swift and ex John Mayer go for round 37. Ding ding ding! Read More »

Okay, fine, her skin looks amazing, but I really want to come at Tay Tay with some cotton swabs, makeup remover, and a blending brush right about now, because all that rust eyeshadow is making her look rather corpse-y. On the plus side, her breasteses look fab! Harry Styles, boy, eat your clam-loving heart out.

Tracy Anderson Is Half Person, Half Clydesdale

An Exercise Pill?
Jeez, there really is a pill for everything nowadays. Read More »
Workout Advice!
Our sad history with exercise -- help us get fit! Read More »
Diets Are Depressing!
It's not just us, it's science. Read More »

Behold, “trainer to the stars,” close friend of Gwyneth Paltrow, and all-around jerk Tracy Anderson! This is the very same Tracy Anderson who believes she can “redesign” every body into a “teeny tiny dancer type” regardless of genetics, blames pregnant women and new mothers for “letting their bodies go,” and thinks that they could all really benefit from buying her exercise DVD. Especially that Kate Middleton. Now, I don’t much care for Tracy, but I do know this: she may consider herself an authority on fitness, but she is definitely not an authority on practical footwear.

Well Played: Rachel Weisz Is A Field Of Winter Flowers

Rachel On "Strong" Roles
Rachel Weisz
She thinks it's a weird gender thing. Read More »
Rachel And Daniel
The under-wraps couple finally went public. Read More »
Rachel's Acting Trick
She gets into character via ... footwear? Read More »
Rachel Hates Botox
Do you believe her bold statement? Read More »

I’ve done a pretty good job of convincing myself that I bear a certain resemblance to universal girlcrush Rachel Weisz. Nobody aside from myself has ever suggested that to me, but we have similar (large) noses, so I kind of took that idea and ran with it. Look me in the eye and tell me you don’t see it. Anyway, she always looks so freakin’ elegant, like she’s from another era. A cooler era! This Bottega Veneta dress fits her perfectly, the rust color is super-flattering to her complexion, and she’s pulling off that generally awkward below-the-knee length so well. Which shouldn’t be surprising, because I am pretty sure Mrs. James Bond can pull off aaaaaanything. I know, I know, she’s an incredibly talented and successful actress in her own right, not just someone’s wife… but she’s also Mrs. James Bond.

Roberto Cavalli Gives Karl Lagerfeld A Run For His Money In The Most Quotable Designer Stakes

Cavalli Cooks With Alaia
The iconic designers made couscous together! Read More »
Cavalli's 40th Anniversary
Everything you missed at the blowout bash in 2010. Read More »
Karl Got Arrested
Oh, is he racially insensitive? Color me shocked. Read More »

There are some fashion designers who have managed to attain celebrity status based on their individual personas in conjunction with their brand. Exhibit A: Karl Lagerfeld, the kooky, perpetually politically incorrect, semi-unintentionally hilarious Chanel designer and cat owner for whom I have set a Google Alert. But for every Karl Lagerfeld there’s 20 big-time designers who prefer to fly under the radar in varying degrees — some simply maintain a low profile while others don’t claim much of a profile at all (seriously, who is Martin Margiela and what does he look like?). And then there’s Roberto Cavalli. I had no idea just how eccentric the Italian designer was, but if the clothes say anything about the man, his unrepentantly outlandish collections and penchant for all things wild should have clued me in long ago.

Leave it to Harper’s Bazaar to profile Cavalli in their glorious “24 Hours with…” segment, which has me all but convinced that he would make the best crazy grandpa of all time. After the jump, a bit of insight into Cavalli’s average day… but I highly recommend reading the entire piece. You won’t regret it. [Fashionista] Keep reading »

Saint Laurent Paris Chooses An Unlikely New Campaign Face

Benjamin For YSL
The new Mr. Portman scores a YSL cologne ad. Read More »
High Fashion Felines
Ad campaigns could always use more cats. Read More »

We have substantial reason to believe that Hedi Slimane, designer, photographer, and newly minted creative director at Yves Saint Laurent, lives by the mantra “go big or go home.” There was no question that the former Dior Homme boss would give the historic French house a firm shake-up once he landed the coveted position early last year, but he’s made some unprecedented changes to the très classic company. Like fucking with the name, for starters — just a few short months after his promotion, Slimane announced that he would be changing the universally recognized YSL brand to Saint Laurent Paris. The industry collectively gasped, and maybe dry-heaved a little. Now it seems that the new Saint Laurent under Slimane’s jurisdiction is packaged to appeal not to the elegant, uber-chic likes of its past demographic, but a hipper, more modern audience with retro sensibilities. Read: younger. Keep reading »

Science Found A Way To Color Hair Using One Very Precious Metal

Must Haves: Gold
Must Haves: 10 Gilded Pieces For The Perfect Glistening Touch
Everything in the most expensive shade ever. Read More »
Diets Are Depressing!
It's not just us, it's science. Read More »

If money were no object, I would probably be covered in gold, Midas-style. Actually, much less like Midas and way more like this Indian man who had a shirt made for himself using $230,888 worth of solid gold. To attract a wife. As you do. I guess I’m not that materialistic, but I do like nice stuff, and what’s nicer than gold, am I right?

Soon, people who like gold as much as I do will be able to put it somewhere it’s never been before (sorry, gold-plated dildos have been a thing for a while): in their hair! And not even like just an accessory; it will actually go in the hair itself. And not only will it be a testament to how filthy rich you are, it will also turn your white hair dark brown, for good, or at least until it grows out. That’s what science says! Keep reading »

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