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Why Throw A Bouquet At Your Wedding When You Could Throw Cats?

Brides Throwing Cats

If brides were to toss kittens into the crowd for all the single ladiez, I would actually make an effort to grab it. Bouquets, on the other hand, are best handled with a subtle side-step away from whatever direction they’re going in. No cats were harmed in the making of this meme, but it does serve as additional evidence in the case for Photoshopping a cat into every picture ever. So much better! [Brides Throwing Cats]

Peter Dinklage Will Star As A Leprechaun Imposter In A New Movie

Drunk Dinklage
Peter Dinklage turned up drunk on "Saturday Night Live." Read More »
Dink & J.Law
Peter Dinklage, Jennifer Lawrence & Nicholas Hoult Attempt To Confuse Us
Peter Dinklage, Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult attempt to confuse us. Read More »
Hot For Dinklage
Why Kate has it bad for Peter Dinklage. Read More »
Peter Dinklage lands a starring role in a new comedy

Good news for Peter Dinklage fans (and who isn’t a Peter Dinklage fan?): the “Game of Thrones” star has landed a headlining role in a new R-rated comedy from Paramount. In fact, it’s his movie — Dinklage will star as a regular (little) guy who tricks people into believing that he’s a real-life leprechaun. The film, as yet untitled, was penned by Andrew Dodge, the writer responsible for the 2003 Billy Bob Thornton comedy “Bad Santa” and the upcoming Jason Bateman spelling bee comedy, “Bad Words.” Oh, so I take back the comment about the movie being untitled. My money’s on “Bad Leprechaun.” [Complex]

The New Hot Pockets Promo Featuring Kate Upton And Snoop Dogg Is Amazing

Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg promote Hot Pockets
You Got What I Eat ...

I know it sounds bizarre, but trust me on this one: this new Hot Pockets spot, featuring Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg, is a must-watch. Set to a Pockets-themed version of Biz Markie’s “Just a Friend,” it’s trippy, weirdly charming, and of course makes Hot Pockets look waaaaay more delicious than they have ever been and ever will be. [via Huffington Post]

Rebecca Romijn Introduces The Hand Bra For Breast Cancer Awareness

Rebecca Romijn introduces the Hand Bra for BCA
The Hand Bra!

Ah, the Hand Bra: I know it well. Granted, I am more familiar with the Rachel Krause Hand Bra than the Rebecca Romijn Hand Bra, but a Hand Bra is a Hand Bra and they all work just the same. Except Rebecca’s version helps to call attention to Breast Cancer Awareness Month, while mine functions for more selfish reasons, such as not losing an eye while running for the subway. [Gossip Cop]

Rihanna Gets A Traditional Maori Tattoo With A Chisel; I Can’t Watch

Rihanna gets a tattoo with a chisel
I Can't Even Look!

I’m pretty sure I would actually rather get a tattoo done with a chisel myself than watch this excruciating video of the process, as performed on Rihanna. Maybe you’ll have better luck? [via Buzzfeed]

Did A Justin Bieber Fan Cut Off A Non-Belieber’s Hair And Post A Photo On Twitter?

Young Justin Bieber fans

We already know teenage pop fandom to be crazy, particularly in the contemporary cases of Beliebers and Directioners, but is it this crazy? Now, full disclaimer: nobody seems to know if this is real, but if it is … there may very well be no hope for the human race. Hardcore Belieber and Twitter enthusiast @cantbeliebit tweeted the following photo and message out to her 190,000-plus followers on Monday: Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus And The Roots Perform “We Can’t Stop” On Jimmy Fallon

Miley Cyrus and The Roots perform "We Can't Stop"
Trying To Get A Line In The Bathroom...

Miley Cyrus has proven herself to be kind of the worst lately, but that doesn’t mean the girl can’t sing. The divisive star stopped by “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” last night to promote her new album, Bangerz, and we’ll give it to her: she put on a pretty ace show. The 20-year-old channelled the opening sequence of “The Brady Bunch” via an a cappella version of “We Can’t Stop,” with a little help from Fallon and house band The Roots. (I maintain that the real star of this video is Questlove, who at turns looks both amused and appalled by some of Miley’s more questionable lyrics.) That said, there was very little Cyrus-tongue in sight, which should hopefully keep the singer in The Stroke Association’s good graces for just a liiiiiittle while longer. [Hypetrak]

Beauty Test Drive: Rembrandt Deeply White 2 Hour Whitening Kit (Before And After!)

Beauty Test Drive: Rembrandt Deeply White 2 Hour Whitening Kit (Before And After!)

In the vast world of intensive, time-consuming, expensive, and extreme beauty treatments, professional teeth whitening has never been one to particularly appeal to me. This is largely, if not entirely, because I hate nothing more than the gloved hands of strangers roaming around my open mouth, applying pastes and gels and plastic trays and god only knows what else. I hate just THE IDEA of that. I gag and panic when the dentist tries to take annual x-rays of my teeth … which is why I do my best to avoid the dentist altogether, by taking what I am pretty sure is “meticulous” care of my mouth. I brush, I mouthwash, I floss, and I definitely don’t use my back teeth to open stubborn containers (haha, OK, I do that all the time), so I am generally in pretty good, if not tip-top, dental health.

But as for the visual aspect of my teeth, well, that’s (kind of?) a different story. I’m a coffee guzzler and a red wine enthusiast, and I am not about to stick a bendy straw in either of these to preserve the whiteness of my teeth. This is not to suggest that my teeth are, like, orange or brown or decaying. They’re not gross at all, they just err more “eggshell” than white. Or they did, at least, until I dedicated a Tuesday night to “Peep Show” and Rembrandt Deeply White 2 Hour Whitening Kit. (Note this is literally no different from any other Tuesday night of my life, except the whitening kit is interchangeable with some other questionable No Boys Allowed beauty experience, like an exfoliating foot peel or plucking out my leg hair or wearing a pair of mittens filled with Bag Balm for five hours.) Keep reading »

5 Simple Halloween Hairstyles (And Costumes To Go With Them!)

Halloween is inching closer each day (funny how that works!), so it’s about panic time for those of us who don’t have costumes already in mind. If you’re more beauty-minded, why not work backwards and gather some inspiration from one of these easy step-by-step hair tutorials, which we’ve paired perfectly with a handful of costumes to go with ‘em? Even if you’re uncomfortable with a curling iron, or can’t French braid to save your life, there’s bound to be something for you in one of these five looks …

Hmm, Justin Bieber’s Voice Sounds A Little Deeper On His Latest Track

Justin Bieber performs on stage
He's Growing Up!

Huge news on the Justin Bieber front, guys! After 19 years spent nestled snugly inside his body, the young Canadian gentleman’s balls have FINALLY DROPPED. And how do I know this? Because Justin released “Heartbreaker” — which is, can you imagine, “a song for people going through heartbreak” — yesterday as part of his #MusicMondays, where he debuts a new song every Monday for 10 weeks, and he just sounds … different. Manlier. Bieber has also adopted a sort of slurred, inarticulate drawl, which really comes through at about the 2:39 mark in this audio. There’s no video yet, so I’m anxiously awaiting the next footage of Justin attempting to win back Selena Gomez through song. [Lainey Gossip]

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