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Imagined Adult Versions Of Kardashian Kids Are Truly Terrifying

North West, Penelope Disick, and Mason Disick

Do not ask me why VoucherCodesPro.co.uk is in the business of creating imagined composite images of adult Kardashian offspring based on their parentage. I do not have the answer for you. What I do know is that they have done this, and that the results are what I would call “troubling.” North West, Penelope Disick, Mason Disick — all adorable children with perfectly good-looking, if completely ridiculous, parents. What follows is what I can assure you NONE of these children will actually grow to look like. At least, not exactly. Warning: very scary. Keep reading »

Lily Allen Is Back And Better Than Ever, And We Couldn’t Be More Excited

Lily Allen is back with a new music video
It's Hard Out Here For A Bitch!

Fiiiiinally! After a three-year hiatus, Lily Allen is back with a long overdue new single and music video … and it’s a FEMINIST ANTHEM, no less. “Hard Out Here” is awesome and fun and catchy in true Lily fashion, but the song itself serves to stand as commentary against celebrity culture and beyond, with none-too-subtle lyrics (“we’ve got a glass ceiling to break”) and a tongue-in-cheek look at female objectification and product placement. “Forget your balls and grow a pair of tits,” she sings. Welcome back, Lils! How I missed you, you beautiful, beautiful human. The goddess walks among us once again!

UK Man Drops Dead After Opening “Pandora’s Box”

Hand opening secret box with key

Novel idea: if, for any reason or due to any twist of fate, one stumbles across a container labeled “Pandora’s box,” refrain from opening it. We all know what happened last time, right? There shouldn’t have to be a next time for something that, as legend goes, is responsible for giving us all of the world’s ills. Jason Airey, 37, fell unconscious and later died after opening — yeah, you guessed it — just that container. Keep reading »

Nothing Says “Freedom” Quite Like Bruce Jenner’s Ponytail

Bruce Jenner's ponytail

Free man Bruce Jenner can do whatever he wants now that he’s no longer the human property of Pimp Mama Kris. He can spend all day flying model helicopters! He can install a putting green in his backyard! He can play golf with Angie Everhart! But more than all of these things, Bruce can finally, finally grow that pathetic baby ponytail he’s always wanted, and I must say, it’s coming in beautifully. This, friends, is what freedom looks like. He wears it well. [Photo: Splash News]

Selena Gomez Gets Sexy For Flaunt Magazine

Selena Gomez in Flaunt magazine

Oh, I’m sorry, Justin-sleeps-with-hookers who? I had always pegged Selena Gomez as more of a Glamour girl, but here’s what I get for making snap judgements: this beyond gorgeous, very Fashion editorial in artsy culture publication Flaunt. Keep reading »

Kitten Using Dog As Fluffy Playground Is Really Too Much

Tiny kitten plays with Samoyed
Eeeeehhh!

Happy Saturday! You know what you deserve? You deserve a minute-long video of a tiny kitten playing with a huge, fluffy Samoyed. This dog is a veritable kitten playground. The kitten rolls around on the floor! The kitten bites the dog’s feet! The kitten jumps on the dog’s face! It’s beyond beyond. It’s just perfect. [via Gothamist]

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