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Chinese Woman Applies Moisturizer, Discovers It’s Actually Semen

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Oh, is it a WORST NIGHTMARE kind of day? I think it must be, because this is (one of) my actual worst nightmare(s) (I’m neurotic as hell, what can I say): a 19-year-old Chinese woman cracked open a bottle of moisturizer and used much of the contents to, you know, moisturize her face, like womenz do. She noticed something was off about the cream, particularly the smell, and mentioned it to her roommate. You can see where this is going. Zeng Lin’s roommate revealed that, just as she had suspected, the moisturizer was not, in fact, moisturizer. Nah, it was just a bottle full of semen! Of course. Keep reading »

March 6: What Are We Wearing Today?

Hey guys! Amelia up and ditched us for the City of Luuurrrveeee (can you blame her?) and left me (that would be Rachel) in charge of What Are We Wearing Today. It is my one responsibility, and I am taking it very seriously. No jokes, no laughing, no smiles, and especially no fun. (Don’t tell anyone, but I may or may not have broken my own rule. I totally laughed when Ami shouted at me that I was a “Russian goddess” as she was taking my picture.) Here’s what we’re wearing today…

There’s A ’90s Kid In The Product Development Department At Estée Lauder

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I have only the fondest memories of Lip Smackers Dr. Pepper lip balm, which I do believe I still harbor at the bottom of a Hello Kitty purse somewhere, but there’s a special place in my heart for the metal roller-ball applicators of yore. (They share rent in that “special place” with all things Lisa Frank.) A sticky-sweet, rolled-on coating of clear gloss, sometimes containing abrasive glitter particles, that smelled like candy and tasted like (and probably was) poison — they just don’t make ‘em like that anymore, by which I mean fun to collect, even more fun to apply, and most importantly, a total status symbol back in ’99. Alas, Estée Lauder is targeting the niche market of women who want to relive the genetically modified strawberry-scented “makeup” of their youth with Pure Color Sheer Roller Gloss, which is essentially roll-on Lip Smackers for Adult Ladies. Genius! I would buy it for the nostalgia factor alone… which is pretty much the only thing this product has going for it, considering they go on completely clear. [The Cut]

Style Stealer: Miranda Kerr’s Bright Happy Hues

Miranda Kerr has made a career out of looking divine at all times, so it’s no surprise to see the hot mama trekking down the street in model-worthy wares. We love emulating her style (as evidenced by the five million times we’ve done Style Stealers on her), and right here she’s presenting a perfect case study on that elusive “business casual.” A colorful printed blouse tucked into slim dark chinos and paired with bright accessories — it’s pulled together and professional without a hint of buttoned-up boring in sight. Get the look for yourself, after the jump… Keep reading »

SS: Michelle Williams
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SS: Jessica Biel
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SS: Gwen Stefani
Lookin' cool in polka dots and chunky boots. Read More »

Paris Fashion Week Fall 2013 Ready-To-Wear: Day 9

Aaaaand it’s a wrap! After New York, London, Milan, and finally 9 long, show-filled days in Paris, Fashion Month is over. We’ll certainly miss the constant flow of impressive new looks, both on the runway and in the streets… but we can’t imagine that the globe-trotting editors and fashionistas who have to actually cover each individual show in person share our sentiments. Fashion can be exhausting, you know. We’re finishing off Paris with Hermès, Louis Vuitton, Miu Miu, and Elie Saab. Until next season! Keep reading »

Paris Fashion Week: 4-8
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Justin Theroux Takes His Hot Younger Brother For A Walk In NYC

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On one hand, this picture is kind of hilarious — just two Theroux bros, walkin’ down the street in New York City, sporting matching zipped-up leather jackets and broody faces. And then, on the other hand, the little Theroux, Sebastian, is all grungy and lip-licky and so, so my type. Rrrrrow. He’s only 24, which is a little on the young side for me, but I think I might be able to swing it. Especially with that sweet new wave haircut. Man, hot celeb brothers! Gotta love ‘em. [Photo: FameFlynet]

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