Now that is a sandwich I would very much like to be right in the middle of. I don’t even care if it’s in the name of David Lynch‘s weird, cult-y transcendental meditation “foundation” — hell, I’ll join the damn cult. Just let me in there!
I missed April Fools’ Day yesterday, so all I will say is this: I’m super pregnant, just like Lindsay Lohan. Except I’m not, because — drum roll please, and yes, there will be a reception following the service — I got my period this weekend for the first time in three years. Three years! Granted, I was on a certain pill … and I’ve since gone back on that pill, because I forgot about cramps. Life lessons, my friends. I also joined OkCupid because I’m afraid of dying alone, so yeah, all in all I had a pretty weird weekend. I’ll tell you about it another time. Over cocktails. Anyway, as you can see, we’ve got a full Frisky house for ya on this sunny (yet quite, and I mean quite, brisk) day…
I subscribe to the style theory of “all black everything.” I’m pretty religious about it most of the year, but come summer, my wardrobe tends to lighten up. (Maybe some dark grey?) My shoes, on the other hand, are nothin’ but black. Black boots, black sandals, black heels — why buy anything else? Black is classic, goes with everything, never gets dirty, and black leather shoes last for years. They’re practically an investment, but that doesn’t mean you should have to cash out over $200 for a solid pair of cool-ass black sandals. Check out these 10 pairs, and wonder why you ever thought it would be a good idea to buy something in beige suede.
Here are all of the things I know about Olga Kurylenko: she’s Russian, she’s dating Danny Huston, and she has the type of face that I would like to wear as my own. Also, she’s starring in a new movie with Tom Cruise, which I won’t be seeing. My criteria for movies is, “is Tom Cruise in this movie?” If the answer is yes, I won’t see it. Sorry, everyone who’s ever been in a movie with Tom Cruise. Including you, Olga.
But anyway, I’m almost always crying about how celebrities don’t wear nearly enough Elie Saab. I don’t get it — every single one of his dresses is to die for, and on the occasion that someone does wear Saab’s designs, they look like this. Impeccable! So: if you’re famous, have ever been famous, or may become famous, and you’re reading this, WEAR ELIE SAAB. DO IT FOR ME. [Photo: WENN]
Let’s play Two Truths and a Lie. Better yet, let’s play it with Martha Stewart! Martha will go first. Okay, so: she’s friends with Snoop Dogg, she does yoga every day, and she’s a terrible, terrible boss. Do you know which one is the lie? (It’s the last one. According to Martha, of course.) She actually is friends with Snoop Dogg! They bake brownies together. Do you know what kind of brownies? Here, let Martha tell you herself. Try not to cringe when Natalie Morales refers to the rapper/actor/icon/Lion as “the Snoop.” Who does that? [BuzzFeed]