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Zac Efron Gets Naked, Straps On A Dildo For “That Awkward Moment” Trailer (NSFW)

“That Awkward Moment” — does a more cringeworthy name for an otherwise redeemable movie exist? (What’s that? The original title was “Are We Officially Dating?” Oh, okay, never mind then.)…

Rachel Krause | October 16, 2013 - 11:20 am

Your Favorite Pop Stars Get Furbified (Yes, That Means Furbies)

I am a product of the ’90s, so there was a period of time in my childhood wherein Furbies were my world. It could have been months, it could have…

Rachel Krause | October 15, 2013 - 7:00 pm

Rihanna Brings Some Serious Style To The Johannesburg Zoo

Rihanna gets a lot done in a day, regardless of whether or not a proper pair of pants is involved. Her trip to South Africa this week yielded not only…

Rachel Krause | October 15, 2013 - 6:00 pm

This Drunken Ronald McDonald Clip Was Too Much For Adult Swim

Adult Swim, the deranged nocturnal twin of Cartoon Network, is a pleasant, hilarious reprieve from the mostly squeaky-clean nature of cable TV. The Wikipedia page cites “minimal or no editing…

Rachel Krause | October 15, 2013 - 2:30 pm

“Charlie Countryman” Looks Salvageable Despite The Presence Of Shia LaBeouf

To be honest, I hadn’t heard anything about “Charlie Countryman” that would make me want to see it, especially considering that star Shia LaBeouf both A) gives me the douchechills…

Rachel Krause | October 12, 2013 - 4:00 pm

Flesh-Eating Drug, Krokodil, Making Its Way Across The United States

We are not discussing crocodiles here, but given that even the most cursory, SafeSearch-on Googling of krokodil yields some of the most vile images you will ever see (DON’T DO…

Rachel Krause | October 11, 2013 - 9:40 am

Jennifer Lawrence’s Boobs Look Unsurprisingly Great In “American Hustle”

Behold, the second trailer for “American Hustle,” featuring Jennifer Lawrence’s boobs!!! Boobs — Jennifer Lawrence has ‘em, and they have a starring role in this movie, or so it would…

Rachel Krause | October 11, 2013 - 9:20 am

Forever 21 Cites The Philosophies Of Ayn Rand With Their “Unstoppable Muscle Tee”

When I think of Forever 21, I definitely think of ethical egoism and the Objectivist movement, not sweatshop-like labor conditions and cozy accessories starting at $2.80. You can find this…

Rachel Krause | October 10, 2013 - 6:00 pm

Why Throw A Bouquet At Your Wedding When You Could Throw Cats?

If brides were to toss kittens into the crowd for all the single ladiez, I would actually make an effort to grab it. Bouquets, on the other hand, are best…

Rachel Krause | October 10, 2013 - 2:40 pm

Peter Dinklage Will Star As A Leprechaun Imposter In A New Movie

Good news for Peter Dinklage fans (and who isn’t a Peter Dinklage fan?): the “Game of Thrones” star has landed a headlining role in a new R-rated comedy from Paramount.

Rachel Krause | October 9, 2013 - 4:30 pm

The New Hot Pockets Promo Featuring Kate Upton And Snoop Dogg Is Amazing

I know it sounds bizarre, but trust me on this one: this new Hot Pockets spot, featuring Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg, is a must-watch. Set to a Pockets-themed version…

Rachel Krause | October 9, 2013 - 2:40 pm

Rebecca Romijn Introduces The Hand Bra For Breast Cancer Awareness

Ah, the Hand Bra: I know it well. Granted, I am more familiar with the Rachel Krause Hand Bra than the Rebecca Romijn Hand Bra, but a Hand Bra is…

Rachel Krause | October 9, 2013 - 1:40 pm

Rihanna Gets A Traditional Maori Tattoo With A Chisel; I Can’t Watch

I’m pretty sure I would actually rather get a tattoo done with a chisel myself than watch this excruciating video of the process, as performed on Rihanna. Maybe you’ll have…

Rachel Krause | October 9, 2013 - 12:40 pm

Did A Justin Bieber Fan Cut Off A Non-Belieber’s Hair And Post A Photo On Twitter?

We already know teenage pop fandom to be crazy, particularly in the contemporary cases of Beliebers and Directioners, but is it this crazy? Now, full disclaimer: nobody seems to know…

Rachel Krause | October 9, 2013 - 11:40 am

Miley Cyrus And The Roots Perform “We Can’t Stop” On Jimmy Fallon

Miley Cyrus has proven herself to be kind of the worst lately, but that doesn’t mean the girl can’t sing. The divisive star stopped by “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” last…

Rachel Krause | October 9, 2013 - 11:20 am

Beauty Test Drive: Rembrandt Deeply White 2 Hour Whitening Kit (Before And After!)

In the vast world of intensive, time-consuming, expensive, and extreme beauty treatments, professional teeth whitening has never been one to particularly appeal to me. This is largely, if not entirely,…

Rachel Krause | October 8, 2013 - 4:00 pm

5 Simple Halloween Hairstyles (And Costumes To Go With Them!)

Halloween is inching closer each day (funny how that works!), so it’s about panic time for those of us who don’t have costumes already in mind. If you’re more beauty-minded,…

Rachel Krause | October 8, 2013 - 2:00 pm

Hmm, Justin Bieber’s Voice Sounds A Little Deeper On His Latest Track

Huge news on the Justin Bieber front, guys! After 19 years spent nestled snugly inside his body, the young Canadian gentleman’s balls have FINALLY DROPPED. And how do I know…

Rachel Krause | October 8, 2013 - 12:40 pm

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