Aaaand this one falls firmly under the category of Things I Do Not Wish To See On My Internet: “Teen Mom 3″ star Mackenzie Douthit McKee graced Instagram to share a touching family photo depicting herself, her husband, and their two-year-old son proudly showing off their latest kill. Trust, there is nothing I am more interested in seeing on my computer screen than a gruesomely murdered buck, blood trickling out of its mouth, eyes still open, organs exposed, being held up by the horns next to two grinning morons and their barefoot toddler on the back of a pickup truck. You can see the uncensored photo on Mackenzie’s Instagram, because I am not about to repost that shit. #lovemylife [Us Weekly]
I’m really feeling the love for Jessica Biel today, probably because I watched her 1998 classic “I’ll Be Home for Christmas” (also starring Jonathan Taylor Thomas!!!) over the weekend. What a film! So while I’m aboard the Biel train, I figure I better congratulate her on the extraordinarily well-played look she wore the Museum of Modern Art’s annual Film Benefit. This white Chanel frock, if pretty, is unremarkable on its own, but the bronze shoulder chains and unexpected burgundy [Wait, are they burgundy or bronze? -- Amelia] pumps take it above and beyond. Turquoise eyeliner keeps the whole thing playful, and her hair, as always, is something I would like very much to pet. Well done!
Any time is a great time to take a nap, I always say, but the best time for a nap is while traveling. Unless you’re flying that plane or drivin’ that train, transit makes the perfect opportunity to conk out for a while, so long as you’re sure to nestle your purse securely beneath your arm. But with all of the lights, sounds, and distractions created by those other people, the ones who just don’t know the value of a good nap, it can be something of a challenge to drift off. Fear not, fellow frequent nappers: the Ostrich Pillow Light has got us covered. From the makers of the original Ostrich Pillow, a fantastic invention that is only a little cumbersome given its 50-pound weight and completely conspicuous design, the Light is smaller, sleeker, and overall more ergonomical. It mutes all sound around you, adjusts to the size of your head, and doubles as a super-soft scarf. Serious question: what more could anyone want out of anything, ever? [Refinery29]
Is it just me, or does the concept of an owl cafe not quite possess the same appeal as their predecessor, cat cafes? A bird of prey is not exactly my ideal coffee ‘n’ crumb cake companion … but as Japan would have it, “fukurou” cafes offering owl-themed food and drink are all the rage, with certain establishments even permitting patrons to pet the owls in residence. I’m interested in hearing what Amelia has to say about this. The owls are not what they seem. [Worst. Nightmare. No. That is all. -- Amelia] [via Refinery29] [Photo: Lonely Planet]
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