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Lazy Girl Beauty Tip: An Awesome Wave

OMG I Love Your Hair: Chignon
This messy chignon is perfection! Read More »
Your Hair Down There...
What it says about you. Read More »

I’ll spend 45 minutes (easy) perfecting my cat-eye in the morning, but I stopped “doing” my hair before I even started. I have a long, plentiful mane (seriously, it is a mane) that takes an entire day to dry naturally and an hour to blow-dry, so I’ve always been the type to wash it at night, sleep on it, and work with whatever weird lumps and bumps have developed come morning. Now, I like to think that I am the pioneer of what I’m about to divulge to you, but that is highly unlikely; I just happened to figure it out for myself. (But also I’ve never been the pioneer of anything before so please just let me have this.)

If you have shoulder-length hair or longer, and would like for this hair to dry into smooth, perfect waves with literally no effort or styling whatsoever, FOLLOW ME. (Also, if you haven’t listened to the album An Awesome Wave by alt-J, go do that. But first, follow me!) Keep reading »

This New Lip Gloss Ad Would Like For You To “Spread Those Sexy Lips”

Poisonous Vagina
A woman tried to poison her husband with her vagina. Read More »
Vaginal Probe Ad
NC candidate co-stars with vaginal probe in new campaign ad. Read More »
"Vagina" Censored
iTunes censors the word "vagina" in "The Vagina Monologues" e-book. Read More »

Hey, do you think this lip gloss ad from Vbeauté might have anything to do with … well … vaginas? Nah. What about that dress? No vaginas there either, right? [Refinery29]

Well Played: Emma Watson Looks Way Too Clean-Cut For The “Bling Ring” Premiere

"The Bling Ring"
Check out the official trailer! Read More »
Meet Alexis Neiers
This LA party girl-turned-burglar is the inspiration behind the film. Read More »
Emma's Nude Pics
Emma Watson's got nude pics for real this time. Read More »

BLAAAAANG RAAAAAANG. Sorry, what? I just can’t contain my excitement about the new Sofia Coppola movie, which premiered at the Cannes Film Festival today. Tonight? Time zones, whatever! Emma Watson stars as Nikki, the role based off of real-life ringleader Alexis Neiers. (Unfamiliar with Alexis? Allow me to point you in the direction of the undisputed best moment in reality TV history.) Emma wore this super-cute Christopher Kane mini to the film’s photocall, and it is safe to say that she looks neither like Hermione Granger nor her “Bling Ring” character. She does, however, look fantastic.

Beauty Cues: Never Miss A Beat This Summer

Bad Lip Dub: Beyonce
Bey's "Star Spangled Banner" gets the bad lip dub treatment Read More »
On Beyonce
And the luxury of playing "Mrs. Carter." Read More »
Beyonce Lightened
Beyonce skin lightened ad
Whoa, this doesn't look like Beyonce at all. Read More »

Beyonce sure has a lot going on lately (and, um, all the time): a massive tour, a controversial trip to Cuba, a rumored second pregnancy… But regardless of how much Queen Bey has on her plate, she never misses a beat when it comes to looking flawless, whether she’s rolling in to a Nets game or a red carpet event. Mrs. Carter’s flame-embellished gown at the Met Ball was a polarizing choice, but her makeup for the evening? Universally gorgeous. A few tips and tricks, after the jump… Keep reading »

Julianne Moore Is Experiencing A Painful-Looking Case Of Shrimp Cocktail Toes

SHRIMP COCKTAIL TOES: poor, lovely Julianne Moore has got them, and bad.

Makeup Bag: Facial Cleansing Wipes For Late Nights And Lazy Mornings

They aren’t the sexiest or most exciting beauty product — not by a long shot — but facial wipes are an absolute necessity. If you’re prone to late-night laziness or, um, unforeseen sleepovers, a pack thrown in your purse can mean the difference between a fresh face and eyeliner on your cheeks in the morning. As a longtime connoisseur of both crashing wherever and staying out all night, I’ve found myself at many a drugstore closely examining the best of their cleansing wipe offerings. Given that my skin is, at any given point in time, either congested and acne-prone, red and irritated, or dry as the desert, I have purchased and tried approximately All Of Them. Here are my 5 top choices in the category… Keep reading »

Perfect Bronzer Picks
Look no further for a subtle summer glow. Read More »
Bright Spring Color
Lips, eyes, and cheeks - we've got it covered. Read More »

Fabulous French-Blue 1939 Packard, Dita Von Teese Not Included

Well, that’s one way to sell your car on eBay. Provided, of course, that you’re Dita von Teese. [Jezebel]

Dita's Beauty Tips
Dita Von Teese
Dita Von Teese on why you should pluck your nipple hairs. Read More »
Dita's Lingerie Collection
Dita Von Teese designed a lingerie collection for Tar-jay. Read More »
Dita Von Teese Q&A
dita von teese photo
Dita Von Teese on vintage clothes and red lipstick! Read More »

Love It Or Leave It: Zoe Saldana’s Navel-Revealing Rodarte Dress?

Zoe's Lesbian Desires?
She said she would raise a child with a woman. Read More »
Zoe Saldana's Weight
Zoe Saldana on Allure
Allure posted Zoe Saldana's weight on the cover. Read More »
"Star Trek" Trailer #3
Okay, the suspense is killing us. Read More »
Zoe Talks Bromance
As it relates to "Star Trek," of course. Read More »

Fashion! Sometimes, it’s weird. Even on the ridiculously lovely, 115-pound Zoe Saldana! I love the asymmetrical hemline, and the shoes are perfection, but I just can’t really get behind anything that offers a sheer panel for easy bellybutton access. But Zoe does look great overall… I guess you could say I’m torn. What do you think?

What do you think of Zoe's belly-baring look?

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Grace Coddington Uses Cats As Models To Illustrate Her Dream Met Gala Looks

Who Is Grace Coddington?
The breakout star of "The September Issue." Read More »

We had Feelings about the Met Ball‘s “punk” theme this year. So, apparently, did Vogue‘s Grace Coddington, who upon arriving at the event remarked that she would have liked “to see some real punks in here, like street punks.” Word! Something was certainly missing, and that thing, Grace must have decided, was cats. Everything could always use more cats, no? Coddington sketched some of her own favorite punk-inspired pieces that didn’t make it into the illustrious promenade, and who better to model the edgy looks than a very fashionable litter of wayward kittens? [Vogue]

Watch The First Trailer For Rebel Wilson’s ABC Pilot, “Super Fun Night”

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After witnessing Rebel Wilson carry “Pitch Perfect” almost singlehandedly, I am at least ninety-nine percent certain that anything the Australian comedienne touches is guaranteed to be hilarious. That said, I have especially high hopes for “Super Fun Night,” Rebel’s upcoming ABC comedy vehicle. The pilot, executive produced by Conan O’Brien, will hit the network this fall, and follows “three nerdy female friends” as they decide to “have super fun every Friday night.” The first trailer is a little lame (there, I said it), but fingers crossed they just put all the worst jokes up front. Right? Maybe? But if the show itself is anything like Rebel has promised — she said of “the anti-Sex and the City,” “when these ladies eat at night, they’re not talking about dick,” which, you know, should be the show’s official tagline — then I trust that it will be excellent. Check out the trailer above, and let us know what you think! [CinemaBlend]

Rebel On Ellen
These two make us wanna shoop! Read More »
Meet Rebelicious!
She's Rebel Wilson's rapping alter ego, natch. Read More »
Rebel's Tee Shirt Line
It's called "Not For Skinny Bitches." Read More »