At the age of 33, I went on my first date.
I met the Brazilian at a nightclub a month before I was set to leave New York City indefinitely. The fact that he danced well and wore a scarf while doing so gave him away instantly as a foreigner.
Hmm, I see. …
Foiled again by the Church of Scientology! DAMN YOUUUUUU!
Does this mean she’s jumped off the Bridge to Total Freedom? Fingers crossed!
Cosmo’s trivialization of the title “first family” shows a blatant disregard for the Obamas’ legacy and for people of color to whom it represents generations of dreams and aspirations realized.