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“Cannibal Cop,” Fresh Out Of Jail, Looks For Love On Match.com

"Cannibal Cop" Gilberto Valle is fresh out of jail and ready to find his forever-person. To refresh your memory: Gilberto Valle is that NYPD officer who was eventually convicted for plotting to kidnap, kill, cook and eat his then-wife. His conviction was eventually thrown out by a judge, who…
By: Megan Reynolds / January 21, 2015

Nah, I’m Good: Working Out With My Partner Isn’t Really My Thing

Like riding the subway or running out to the corner store to get toilet paper, tampons and seltzer, working out is one of those activities that occurs in public space, but is widely acknowledged as private.  I will work out begrudgingly, but usually prefer to do so in the privacy of my own home, or a…
By: Megan Reynolds / January 21, 2015

Make It Work: The Curious Case Of The Office Shower

Do you feel like you live at work? Do you spend more time there than you do your house, your car, your apartment, or the comfortable cave you’ve made out of pillows, Us Weekly magazines and your laptop in your bed at home? Do you ever wish that your workplace took care of you i…
By: Megan Reynolds / January 20, 2015

Here’s The Cover For Selfish, Kim Kardashian’s Selfie Book

Here is the cover of Kim Kardashian's forthcoming book, Selfish, out in May 2015. This is the cover photo, and frankly, it's amazing. I am sure the impending arrival of Kim's coffee-table book of selfies will cause a lot of people to raise their fists in anger about how we…
By: Megan Reynolds / January 20, 2015

Manchild Justin Bieber Will Get Roasted On Comedy Central

Noted tattoo enthusiast and walking condom-beanie Justin Bieber will finally get the Comedy Central Roast treatment, according to Ryan Seacrest.. The special will tape in March and air at an undetermined time in 2015. I am sure the waiting list for participants is already long (Seth Rogen is surely…
By: Megan Reynolds / January 20, 2015

Florida Teen Poses As OB-GYN For Like, A Month, Fools Almost Everyone

Today, in things that worry me greatly: A teen in West Palm Beach, FL, has been apprehended by police after "playing doctor" inside a real, live hospital. Dressed in a white doctor's coat and with a stethoscope around his neck, the teen wandered the halls of St. Mary's Medical Center, playing doctor…
By: Megan Reynolds / January 20, 2015

Beauty Test Drive: Clinique Almost Lipstick In Black Honey

Clinique’s Almost Lipstick in Black Honey is a certified cult classic, the kind of lip color thing that shows up on best-of and must-have lists everywhere for years and years. It’s widely touted as a color that looks good on everybody. I am reluctant to believe that anything is ever one-size-fits-all. Clothing…
By: Megan Reynolds / January 20, 2015

Weekend Shut-In Worksheet: Watch “The Fall,” Listen To Jazmine Sullivan & Make A Mobile

Activities are wonderful, but sometimes, it’s fine to want to shut the world out for a couple of days, and make some serious time for you. Don’t be afraid of FOMO, either. There will always be another party, another pub crawl, another picnic. The time you’ll spend indulging in the things you want to do, alone,…
By: Megan Reynolds / January 17, 2015

Frisky Rant: The Problem With Target’s Plus-Size Lilly Pulitzer Collaboration

When Target announced that its latest collaboration would be with Lilly Pulitzer, the godmother of American resortwear and technicolor prints, reactions were mixed. Her fan base — crazy, evangelistic, largely white — was less than pleased, worried that their precious brand would be sullied by the unwashed masses plundering Target’s aisles i…
By: Megan Reynolds / January 16, 2015

Watch A Gangly Yet Endearing Emma Stone Sing Meredith Brooks

Emma Stone seems like she's kinda cool, right? Like, you could get a beer or three with her, and then she'd ask to bum a cigarette from you and you wouldn't even mind. She's bubbly without being annoying, generally has really good hair, usually slays on the red carpet and is a solid comedic actress.
By: Megan Reynolds / January 16, 2015

Watch This Tortoise’s Futile Attempts At Fornicating With A Croc

Today in extremely old video gems from the depths of YouTube, I bring you the sad story of Toby the Tortoise who spends a solid minute or so puttin' in work with a discarded Croc on someone's lawn. The tiny squeaks! His insistent, determined thrusts! The Croc's complacency! This is what it's like when you…
By: Megan Reynolds / January 16, 2015

Golden Songstress Mariah Carey Is Coming To Las Vegas

Our Lady Of The Whistle Register, Mariah Carey, is packing up her furs, her gloves, Nick Cannon's undershirts and #dembabies  and setting up shop at The Colosseum in Las Vegas, according to ABC News.  She announced the news on today on "The Ellen Show." Here'…
By: Megan Reynolds / January 15, 2015

Watch Gwyneth Paltrow Defile Modern Rap Classics On “The Tonight Show”

Conscious uncoupler and noted lifestyle purveyor Gwyneth Paltrow graced the stages of "The Tonight Show" to perform a charming and insipid medley of popular rap songs, Broadway-style. It is, in short, a nightmare. Let us count the ways: That jumpsuit, which pulls strangely at the crotch; her smug-as-shit expression right before she launches into "…
By: Megan Reynolds / January 15, 2015

Please Remember To Watch Season 2 Of “Broad City” Tonight

I hope your Wednesday night is free and clear of all commitments, because what you need to be doing is smoking a giant blunt and watching the season 2 premiere of "Broad City" on Comedy Central. It is the best show on Wednesdays, hilarious, ribald and lewd in all the right ways, and the chemistry…
By: Megan Reynolds / January 14, 2015

16 Things That Are Probably Tricky For Beshine, A Woman With Truly Giant Boobs

Meet Beshine. She is a pleasant-seemingly German cam girl and internet star with a surgically-augmented 32Z chest, a sunny disposition, and a robust following on Reddit. According to the Daily Dot's explainer on Beshine and her fan army, her boobs are a bouncing 20 lbs each. That's the equivalent…
By: Megan Reynolds / January 14, 2015

Beauty IRL: Trust Me, You Should Wear Blush

Don’t fear the blush, even though it is intimidating and weird. It’s the a product many write off as completely unnecessary. but is actually really, really important. Think about it this way: Once you’ve done all that you need to do to your face, you’re left with a beautiful, even-toned canvas — but it’s all the same color.
By: Megan Reynolds / January 14, 2015

Clean Out Your Closet, Ya Slob: 3 Rules That Will Help

I have reached a point in my life where it seems that everything I wear looks kind of the same. Call it an accidental uniform. There are many stripes, lots of florals, and tons of floppy, oversized tops that conceal my figure and make me look with child in the wrong light, but allow me…
By: Megan Reynolds / January 14, 2015

Wife Chops Cheating Husband’s Wang Off Not Once, But Twice

Cheating is terrible. Don't cheat. But, if you do, don't be an idiot and use your wife's cell phone to send sexts to your mistress, because your wife might come for you and chop your dick off. According to The New York Post, when 34-year-old Fan Lung of China was found sending dirty message…
By: Megan Reynolds / January 13, 2015

Allison Williams’ Dad Watched Her Get Her Ass Eaten, Was Cool About It

When I am faced with a professional crisis, I turn to my dad, who usually has solid advice and provides me with solutions I hadn't though of before. Allison Williams, it seems, also does the same. She attacked her now-infamou…
By: Megan Reynolds / January 13, 2015

Margaret Cho’s Shtick At The Golden Globes: Not Racist, Just Tired

Last night at the Golden Globe Awards, Margaret Cho played a character named Cho Yun Ja, a movie reporter from North Korea, in a misguided attempt to coast off fumes generated by the publicity machine that surrounded "The Interview"'s weird half-success. The bit was a little clunky and mostly unfunny. Margaret Cho, a woman of…
By: Megan Reynolds / January 12, 2015

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