This is what all floor routines should look like from here on out.
“The events of this past week have reopened wounds few can imagine.”
Get in formation.
This is not a drill.
Dogs! Silkie chickens! A skunk as a referee!
Clear eyes, full hearts, must go to Texas for this immediately, farewell.
There is literally no space that is safe anymore.
If you’re a famous person with a platform and influence, silence is just as bad, if not worse. Silence isn’t the answer. Speaking up and saying something is.
If you can make it through this video without turning into a molten pool of liquid embarrassment, I will personally send you a pack of Trident and a $5 bill.
They love Radiohead and yoga, what more goddamn proof do you need?!
Protect your precious baby oven from the ravages of alcohol, ladies.
Here we go: Blac Chyna, Rob Kardashian’s girlfriend, Amber Rose’s best friend and nemesis to momager Kris Jenner, was arrested over the weekend at an airport in Austin for public…
Judge Judy’s like your kooky Aunt Eileen, but an awful lot better.
The bucolic village of Briscombe, England is under attack. Elderly residents of the Hope Mill Park area are living in fear, persecuted by a pair of elegant yet deadly swans…
Hello, hello, HELLO, squirrelfriends.
An alliance has been formed. Winter is coming. You’ve been warned.